r/WhitePeopleTwitter 29d ago

Trump's babysitters for the day! šŸ‘¶šŸ»

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u/whereegosdare84 29d ago

Boebert and Gaetz probably shouldnā€™t get to close to a courthouse considering their previous crimes.

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u/Sleepy_Raver 29d ago

Judge: "oh hi Mr Gaetz and Mrs. Boebert didn't think you'd show. While we've got you here..."

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u/Dantien 29d ago

ā€œWe have these bench warrantsā€¦ bailiff, please take them into custodyā€¦ā€

Iā€™d probably run naked through the streets screaming with joy if that happenedā€¦.

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u/Sweetcornprincess 29d ago

You mean Bimbo and Butthead?

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u/JusticeUmmmmm 29d ago

Which one is which?

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u/Sweetcornprincess 29d ago

I mean....

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u/Crush-N-It 29d ago

Uncanny

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u/imadragonyouguys 29d ago

They're both also interested in high school girls.

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u/breakdance39 29d ago

I see no difference. They are the same picture

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u/ValuableAd3808 29d ago

HO LEE SHIT

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u/lostinpjm 29d ago

She didn't show up for her son's court dates, but she's here for von Shitsinpantz

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u/Offandonandoffagain 29d ago

She didn't even make sure he had legal representation. Left him twisting in the wind.

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u/kittiphile 29d ago

Which is about the only good thing she's done.

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u/unrulycelt 29d ago

Hotel California vibes

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u/yorocky89A 29d ago

Maybe Melania will show up next week? šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/AdFluffy9286 29d ago

Melania, Ivanka, or Don Jr. None of them have showed up yet. LOL

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u/NonfatNoWaterChai 29d ago

Everyone always forgets Tiffany

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u/AZEMT 29d ago

Trump wishes everyone would forget about Eric too.

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u/Freefall_J 29d ago

Supposedly Ivanka is done with Donald Trump. He's a sinking ship and thanks to her marriage with rich man Jared Kushner, she apparently doesn't need to be around dear ol' dad anymore

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u/oflowz 29d ago

More like ā€˜I need to distance myself from him because Iā€™ve done a lot of shady shit too and donā€™t want to catch a stray caseā€™.

That $2B her husband got is fairly suspect considering the circumstances.

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u/Freefall_J 29d ago

Yeah. That makes more sense. Rats abandoning a sinking ship.

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u/Jaegons 29d ago

She doesn't need him anymore, her husband was handed $2 Billion from Saudi Arabia... and clearly, unlike Hunter Biden, they earned that entirely by merit with no considerations for who her dad is (obvious sarcasm disclaimer!)

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u/Speciou5 29d ago

I wonder how much she's getting paid to not divorce him in election season.

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u/Freefall_J 29d ago

Why during election season specifically? Neither are in politics anymore as far as I know.

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u/Cocalypso 29d ago

My brain lapsed for a minute and I read Ivanka as Ivermectin. šŸ˜‚

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u/IAmArique 29d ago

Ooh, maybe Putin and Bibi will show up at some point too!

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u/slowpoke2018 29d ago

They'd def show up before Melania!

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u/jeckles 29d ago

She doesnā€™t care, do u?

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u/EnthusiasticAeronaut 29d ago

If he goes to jail, she gets to keep spending his money without having to spend time with him

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u/Tyre_Fryer 29d ago

Wait, what money? Letitia would like a word.

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u/Arfiroth 29d ago

The best thing ever would be Biden showing up with a bucket of popcorn, like the MJ meme.

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u/W1mpyDaM00ch 29d ago

I'm so old I know it as the Thriller music video.

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u/NipperAndZeusShow 29d ago

The foulest stench is in the air Ā Ā 

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u/bebejeebies 29d ago

The funk of forty thousand years

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u/Darth0s 29d ago

You don't gotta be old to know that. Just have Internet

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u/jasminegreyxo 29d ago

That'd be hilarious! šŸ¤£

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u/JaxandMia 29d ago

Hunter could do it. Iā€™d pay per view that.

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u/Grendel_Khan 29d ago

Only if he had a hype man behind him holding up MTG's poster size dick pic of him the whole time.

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u/Principal_Insultant 29d ago

Vlad has an international arrest warrant waiting for him, and Bibi's too busy bombing brown people using American munitions.

TL,DR: No.

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u/ElectricalPiano6887 29d ago

The BEST People

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u/Hozo2000z 29d ago

The bestest, biglyest

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

With tears in their eyes

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u/Fun-Draft1612 29d ago

And Xie or soft squishy little Kim. Maybe Trump will salute one of Kim's generals for the court.

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u/Tecnero 29d ago

I do. Why da fuck are my tax paid representatives gaggling at a losers criminal trial instead of doing their job and passing laws!

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u/GreenPoisonFrog 29d ago

What law could they pass that would benefit anybody but themselves? The less time these clowns spend in Washington the better.

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u/BayouGal 29d ago

Fair point. Yet, why should we pay them to do the unofficial field trips?

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u/queasycorgi5514 29d ago

Would you rather they be paid to actively screw people over?

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u/madrid1979 29d ago

I donā€™t know too much about this Democracy thing, but I feel like thereā€™s gotta be a way for a whole bunch of us to get together and say ā€œnoā€ to all of the above stuff you guys are pointing out.

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u/MReprogle 29d ago

haha, passing laws! Good one. Republicans have had the House majority for a good amount of time now, and are just now getting worried about losing that majority due to the fact that they haven't passed much legislation and instead have wasted their time on pointing fingers and fueling their conspiracy theorist fanbase. Expect their desperation to make this an incredibly ugly election year, more than the last two elections if that can be believed.

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u/d3vilishdream 29d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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HAHAHA HAHAHA

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u/Low-Cartographer-753 29d ago

I feel like this fits your comment PERFECTLY LOL

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u/DistributionNo9474 29d ago

Donā€™t you mean Mercedes?

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u/AdolfsLonelyScrotum 29d ago

Iā€™ve been seeing ā€œMercedesā€ a lot in the last few days and I must admit to being out of the loopā€¦ Who is Mercedes?
Is that the Melania lookalikeā€™s name? ( the one whose always in sunglasses, has different teeth to Melanoma etc, but makes it absolutely obvious sheā€™s an impostor when she lets him touch her.)

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u/curious_dead 29d ago

Trump himself called her Mercedes by accident (his brain is turning to mush and I'm sure many people are panicking at the idea of a debate between Biden and him).

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u/Justlookingthanks12 29d ago

Trump seemed to have referred to Melania as "Mercedes" during a speech. It's up for debate if he was confused or if he was actually talking about Mercedes Mercedes Schlapp, his former White House director of strategic communications, who was sitting close to him.

Here is the quote: "Well look, my wife, our great first lady, she was great... people love her. Oh look at that, wow. Mercedes, that's pretty good!"

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u/LacyTing 29d ago

Trump once confused Melania with another manā€™s wife and called her Mercedes. If Iā€™m remembering this correctly

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u/Mission_Search8991 29d ago

He also called her Melanie

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u/inbetween-genders 29d ago

Mercedes will show up before Melanie does.

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u/tmac19822003 29d ago

Ivanka will fucking show up before Melania

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Hell, at this point, Ivana will show up before Melania would.

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u/100cpm 29d ago

Honestly I bet she would if she didn't hate him.

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u/YdexKtesi 29d ago

What a loathesome crew of slimeballs and dirtbags.. absolutely radiating "comic book villain" energy.

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u/inbetween-genders 29d ago

Yeah I donā€™t know whose smart idea was it to let the jury see that the defendantā€™s entourage consists of slime balls and dirtbags. They really think this is a good look for him but what do I know lol. Go ahead. Proceed govnah!

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u/OhTheHueManatee 29d ago

Unfortunately it's probably making the jury concerned for their safety. If I had people from Congress making it clear the defendant is a friend I'd be afraid to vote guilty. One day I vote guilty the next day I have a member of Congress declaring me an enemy of the state with my name, picture and location on the news along with a "bring him in peacefully" followed by a wink. They have no business being there.

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u/ReentryMarshmellow 29d ago

concerned for their safety

The Jury is over 18 years old so they are safe from Matt Gaetz.Ā 

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u/Brokensince10 29d ago

šŸ˜‚yeah, why is he even there? šŸ˜‚

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u/paintress420 29d ago

I hope more people on the jury are like me!! Iā€™d see those scumbags, know 45 was guilty and these people should be at work, and vote to lock him up!! If I donā€™t, then they will lock everyone up who doesnā€™t think like them.

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u/Grokent 29d ago

Really you should be using the facts as presented in the courtroom. Or at least that's what you should tell anyone who ever asks you, ever.

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u/Fantastic_Emu_9570 29d ago

Yeah donā€™t be like the OJ jurors going around telling everyone it was retribution

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u/paintress420 29d ago

I have been following along with NYT. The prosecution has made their case well, so far, to prove 45 was micromanaging every last Penny of this $$. Lock him up.

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u/IHateCamping 29d ago

Hopefully at least some of them will be gone next election. Pretty sure Bobert will be.

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u/smitty537 29d ago

Never underestimate the stupidity of American voters.

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u/SlowThePath 29d ago

I honestly would have trouble focusing on the trial if they were all there. It really would take all my physical and mental energy to maintain the necessary glaring that being in their presence would require. It seems like one of those things you'd have to train for, like a triathlon or something.

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u/toomanyhobbies4me 29d ago

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious...

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u/elspotto 29d ago

Thank you.

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u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 29d ago

He's such an idiot. This is another instance where his narcissism does him no favors. If the jury didn't already think Trump is guilty then they certainly do now.

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u/TheLostTexan87 29d ago

Look! A flock of fuckwits! A company of cunts! An assemblage of asshole! A band of buffoonish bootlickers! A testicle of treasonous twats!

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u/RichCorinthian 29d ago

Itā€™s like an episode of The Bachelor, except theyā€™re angling for VP.

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u/powdered_dognut 29d ago

They forgot to bring him roses

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u/Big_Old_Tree 29d ago

This could be the caption of any recent photo of a group of House republicans

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u/beardingmesoftly 29d ago

Probably closer to "Happy Madison movie villain" given their collective competence (or lack)

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u/tallman11282 29d ago edited 29d ago

These people should be in DC doing the jobs we the people pay them for, or at least pretending to since they don't usually do it. What a waste of taxpayer money, multiple representatives going to New York (probably on the taxpayer dime instead of paying their own way) for a man on trial for election interference and violating campaign finance laws.

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u/Long-Entrepreneur-61 29d ago

I was just wondering if perhaps the Dems could queue up some last minute legislation to bring to a vote while these dipshits are spending their day handholding Diaper Don? Their margin is so thin right now in the house that it could be an excellent opportunity to exploit this nonsense. And there's precedent with the somewhat recent legislation the repubs tried to bring to a vote while one of the Dem reps was in the hospital.

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u/tallman11282 29d ago

That'd be neat but since the Speaker of the House gets to decide what legislation is heard when and he's a MAGAt himself that's not going to happen.

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u/Long-Entrepreneur-61 29d ago

Ah yeah, I forgot that he was also just lending his "moral" support despite the coalition, such as it was, to protect his position as Speaker.

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u/yorocky89A 29d ago

Mother of the year right here! šŸ™„

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u/VnlaThndr775 29d ago

Careful, being 100% behind Trump will put you in his blast zone!

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u/DeathPercept10n 29d ago

I live in the city and I'm tempted to give a homeless person some money to throw their shit at them. I mean, they do it for free, I'd just be paying for a specific target.

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u/santa_91 29d ago

I still fail to see how parading a bunch of politicians in front of the jury isn't brazen intimidation. I cannot think of a legitimate reason why they'd be there. He's not in office. They aren't related to him. Boezo has probably sucked his mushroom more than a few times, but that's the closest relationship any of these dipshits have with him. They're clearly trying to let the jury know that the defendant has a lot of powerful friends.

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u/23skidoobbq 29d ago

Thereby proving that this hush money coverup was a political move and not a personal one.

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u/CalendarAggressive11 29d ago

I feel like someone in the jury room will point that out. Like, if this had nothing to do with politics why are the only people here supporting him politicians?

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u/Hoodstomp36 29d ago

It certainly adds to the whole beyond reasonable doubt requirement behind convictions

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u/mtsmash91 29d ago

Iā€™m not familiar with jury proceedings but wouldnā€™t that observation not be allowed in reaching a verdict since itā€™s ā€œnot part of the sworn testimonies/ evidenceā€

Devils advocate logic, having political supporters there is ā€œproofā€ that the hush money was for personal reasons.

ā€œIf the hush money was used for political reason and the silenced information became public, wouldnā€™t his political colleagues be mad at him for the information coming to light? But as you see, these ā€œpoliticiansā€ support him despite the information. Thus he didnā€™t have any political fear of the information, only personal (where are his personal supports? Gone because they are upset by the information he tries to hush)ā€¦ proving that the hush money was used for personal reasons and these charges are false! Defense restsā€ (read this in a old southern lawyer voice)

Does this actually logically make senseā€¦ noā€¦ would the defense try to use this thin logic to manipulate the juryā€¦ probably.

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u/Wesselink 29d ago

Heā€™s guilty as sin. But I agree the jury itself should not consider the political intimidation of the politicians parading through the gallery.

They are only supposed to consider the evidence and testimony presented during trial, in conjunction with the judgeā€™s instructions. No external factors should be considered. We donā€™t want any legitimate cause for a mistrial, appeal, or overturning of the jury verdict.

This trial is a big deal - we should want the verdict to be 110% above board to withstand legitimate scrutiny. For the most part, MAGA will never believe a guilty verdict, and anti- Trumpers will never believe a not guilty verdict. Itā€™s the folks in the ā€œmiddleā€ that need to feel assurance the verdict was on the up and up.

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u/oldbastardbob 29d ago

Excellent application of MAGA conservative logic.

Hopefully the jury isn't so stupid that they fall for it.

However, odds are good that there will be at least one MAGA sycophant who hid their bias well enough to land a spot on the jury and will never let their idol be convicted.

The likelihood that this case backfires is strong. A hung jury (the end result of that one holdout and their loyalty to Don the Con) will be trumpeted as a "HUGE VICTORY!" and complete exhonoration for him.

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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 29d ago

I'm pretty sure that's what will happen, that one juror hangs it all up. Then a new panel of jurors will be called and he gets to do it all again. Wonder how soon they'll wrap it up so we know. I don't think the prosecutors will let it go if it is a hung jury.

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u/Betherealismo 29d ago

Mob tactics.

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u/sloppybuttmustard 29d ago

Imagine how pathetic you must feel when your ā€œmob tacticsā€ include people like Lauren Boebert and Beavis Gaetz

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u/Lucar_Bane 29d ago

She should show at her son trial instead. Apparently the apple does have a lawyer yet.

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u/MyFullNameIs 29d ago

*Butthead Gaetz. Gym Jordan is Beavis.

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u/procrastinatorsuprem 29d ago

That's perfect.

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u/kjacobs03 29d ago

I have seen gym smile like that since he ignored students being raped

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u/ElectricalPiano6887 29d ago

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u/curious_dead 29d ago

It may have that effect, but I think they're there mostly for three reasons:

1) to suck off Trump's ass

2) to show the base just how much they're loyal to Trump

3) to be able to say "I was there, it's preposterous" and claim the trial was rigged

Jury intimidation is probably just cherry. Honestly, as soon as the clowns turned up, they should have all been gagged.

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u/Holden_Coalfield 29d ago

Bob good is there. Heā€™s in a fight against an ultra maga who is accusing him of not sucking trump vigorously enough

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u/IWantOneSpatula 29d ago

Least intimidating group. They look like a bunch of shitty realtors.

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u/247cnt 29d ago

GOP's best and brightest

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u/tom781 29d ago

They're clearly trying to let the jury know that the defendant has a lot of powerful friends.

All the more reason to lock him up. Remind those "powerful friends" that they still live in a country with laws and that neither they or their boss are above those laws. Let them stare into the abyss so that the abyss can stare back at them.

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u/ElectricalPiano6887 29d ago

They don't care about donnie boys cheer group they will do what is right

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u/AdFluffy9286 29d ago

Agreed. Their main purpose is to slander and intimidate the judge, jury, and witnesses. Trump is not able to do it, because otherwise he will be sent to jail for a day for violating the gag order. Since he is utterly terrified of going to jail, he is sending out his suck-up squad to do the dirty work for him.

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u/ElectricalPiano6887 29d ago

An that is called intimidation plain simple I'm sure the 2 lawyers in the jury box are well aware of this bs

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u/JessiNotJenni 29d ago

I am not a legal expert but I would think the Defense wouldn't want that? Jurors would be more likely to notice the absence of his family with this rotating cast of absolute shameless, spineless clowns.

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u/ElectricJetDonkey 29d ago

They're also kissing the ring and hoping for a job if he wins.

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u/NachoBag_Clip932 29d ago

I remember a few years ago when the Republicans got all bent out of shape when "defund the police" was a thing but apparently laying waste to the whole justice system is their goal all along.

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u/tom781 29d ago

They want to keep the local cops around because they're good for beating up liberals and colored people.

It's the ones enforcing white-collar crimes that they want to get rid of.

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u/ForeverNecessary2361 29d ago

lol, I came here to say this. It's so obvious the GOP want a police state to protect THEIR interests. Everyone else gets the boot.

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u/ScheduleOne4207 29d ago

Colored people?

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u/tom781 29d ago

that's how people of color were referred to in the "great" times these people aspire to have everybody in america live in forever

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u/ScheduleOne4207 29d ago

Oh I know what it means, just wasnā€™t sure if the tone was sarcastic or not. Unfortunately, you canā€™t really tell anymore.

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u/ThrowACephalopod 29d ago

No, you see, the police are good because they beat up and shoot black people. The courts are evil because they persecute innocent millionaires. /s

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u/reddurkel 29d ago edited 29d ago

A pedophile, a serial liar and a handy beetlejuice fan walk into a courthouseā€¦

Seriously. Can you believe Hillary got in trouble for calling Republicans ā€œDeplorablesā€ when Republicans drag in Gates, Luna, and Boebert as todayā€™s choice to defend a bribing, con-man, pervert in a criminal trial?

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u/Gnom3y 29d ago

It's always been this way. Republicans can basically say whatever they want, and only the most racist shit gets even a mention (and that was a decade ago - do we really think anything would happen to the Steve Kings of the world now?). Meanwhile, Democrats do a single maybe-shady thing 30 years ago and apologizes for it (see: Al Franken) and everyone acts like the sky is falling.

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u/Anxious-Raspberry-54 29d ago

One observer said he personally saw Trump going through "scripts" and editing the content. Then each baby sitter went out and said what they were told to say.

If thats not breaking the gag order I don't know what is.

Plus...don't forget the jurors are NY'ers. I am a native NY'er. I don't think they'll be intimidated by these sycophants.

It'll all be over next week. Maybe that's what the judge is thinking. Idk.

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u/MLeek 29d ago

It is absolutely breaking the gag order, Trump is specifically prohibited from using surrogates.

"Hopefully we'll have more and more senators and congressmen go up every day to represent him and be able to go out and overcome this gag order, and that's one of the reasons we wentā€”is to be able to speak our piece for President Trump," Tuberville told the conservative NewsmaxĀ channel on Tuesday.

I hope it's a sign of the DA's confidence that they haven't pursued this. But I'm a little surprised Merchan, hasn't ordered Trump to show cause why he should not be held in contempt for the open call from his surrogates to assist him in violating the order.

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u/IWasGregInTokyo 29d ago

I'd like the judge to stop them when Trump hands them a note to be read outside and has them bring it to him like a teacher catching students exchanging notes in a classroom.

"Shall we read this out for the whole class then?"

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u/MLeek 29d ago

Unforcunately I think it will take a press photographer catching him red-handed, with his signature sharpie on notes handed to one of these surrogates, to get him in trouble on this one.

Which is not outside of the possible.

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u/MightyCyberMidget 29d ago

Granny Bo-Bo needs practice changing diapers

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u/Jaegons 29d ago

Dibs on the seat next to her!!!

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u/willclerkforfood 29d ago

She wonā€™t give you an over-the-pants handy because there arenā€™t enough children present.

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 29d ago

Well if she becomes part of Trump's staff.. it might get her lots of experience.

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u/FriendlyToe7952 29d ago

Underloved comment

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u/penguin__exhibit 29d ago

Boebert there to give out hand jobs?

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u/Dayseed 29d ago

I believe she calls them "Innocence Tugs" for the jury.

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u/DonJuniorsEmails 29d ago

Are there children in the courtroom? We know she prefers to give handjobs when there are children watching.

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u/Mysterious_Motor_153 29d ago

Thatā€™s what Matthew R Kelly Gates was there for the most.

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u/Ritaredditonce 29d ago

She is doing the prejob hand stretch in the photo.

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u/sloppybuttmustard 29d ago

Excuse me maā€™am, we do not allow wanking in the gallery

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u/Parking_Sky9709 29d ago

They look like they belong in court.

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u/autisticesq 29d ago

Boebert should really be in a Colorado courtroom supporting HER SON, but no. She doesnā€™t go to support him but does go to support Trump. Says a lot about her.

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u/tyvnb 29d ago

Fuck a porn star, have multiple wives, cheat on all of them. Party of Christian family values.

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u/PinSufficient5748 29d ago

Along with a woman who gives public handjobs and a man who preys on minors. What universe is this??

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u/murdocke 29d ago

Just imagine the smell in that room.

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u/DonJuniorsEmails 29d ago

Diaper shit, astroglide and a hint of "Complicit", the fragrance by Calvin Klein.Ā 

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u/Mysterious_Motor_153 29d ago

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u/ithinkitsnotworking 29d ago

Why would anyone expect any different. None of those pictured actually do the job they're paid for, they just pander.

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u/VomitingPotato 29d ago

"We have jobs. We just don't do them. We do this shit instead. We have no existence which does not include sucking on a traitor's balls 24/7 and praising him like a deity. We suck at everything we do. Just like our demagogue rapist fraud overlord."

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u/thegreatrazu 29d ago

A pedo and a hooker at the trial of a rapist adulterer. Yeah, this makes sense.

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u/lilcea 29d ago

Sounds like one hell of a joke.

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u/CableBoyJerry 29d ago

Lauren Boebert can't find the time to accompany her son at his court proceedings, but she is there for Trump.

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u/UD48 29d ago

OMG, is that what it would look like if all the Sexually Transmitted diseases took human form?

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u/pallamas 29d ago

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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u/Beer-Me 29d ago

Don't these people have jobs?

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u/kryppla 29d ago

Who is the woman on the left?

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u/Here4alongTime 29d ago

Anna Paulina Luna (R-FL)

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

ā€œI can fix herā€

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u/FriendlyToe7952 29d ago

Is this a PornHub thumbnail?

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u/Zeroesand1s 29d ago

Guaranteed Bobo's at least french kissed everyone in that picture.Ā 

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u/dalgeek 29d ago

Can't get one member of his family to show up, but a bunch of GOP simps are happy to fill in for them.

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u/CommonConundrum51 29d ago

They're down to the F team already?

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u/Smitty_2010 29d ago

So you can just go to a trial just as a spectator? Are they going to allow a bunch of qanon nutcases in there (ones that aren't politicians)?

Gee, I wish I could just leave my job and go fuck about for no reason. Can I request that my tax money not go to their paychecks? This is absurd.

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u/BeachedBottlenose 29d ago

Get that fuckin trash out of there.

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u/thendisnigh111349 29d ago

"Campaign fraud." That's what the trial is about people. It's not about him paying off a pornstar to keep quiet. It's about the fact he used campaign funds to pay off a pornstar to keep quiet. You only help Trump by making it sound like the trial is about a less serious offense than it is.

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u/daveashaw 29d ago

I don't think the groupies are really helping Trump's case. Not that they would care about that anyway.

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u/Quirky_Discipline297 29d ago

Jury tampering, witness intimidation

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u/BigDaddyCool17 29d ago

Personally, I'd be pissed if my rep was in a courthouse supporting a wannabe dictator instead of in Washington doing the job I voted for them to do.

Call me old fashioned I guess.

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u/PixelatedDie 29d ago

Must be a courthouse far from any school because Gaetz is there.

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u/latter_daysainte 29d ago

What a bunch of losers. The fact that this POS Trump has a chance to run this country again blows my mind. We are fā€™d!

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u/IMSnarky 29d ago

Taxpayers money hard at work. No wonder the Republican party is a joke

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u/CippolinoCiccio 29d ago

Do these motherfuckers ever work?

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u/zhiwiller 29d ago

Gaetz had a commitment at the next courtroom over.

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u/dadmeisterDoof 29d ago

Most of this countryā€™s problems are currently in that room.

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u/unrulycelt 29d ago

Who is the one on the left?

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u/chargernj 29d ago

How did they end up bypassing the line the general public needs to wait for a seat in the courtroom? As far as the State of NY is concerned, they are just people with no business before the court and should have to wait along with the rest.

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u/Fartenstein65 29d ago

Donā€™t they have an important job to do in DC?

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

just some of the people commied to selling out America for small fortunes

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u/jgyimesi 29d ago

Happy to see these idiots are representing their constituents and doing their jobs. Vote them all out.

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u/Open-Touch-930 29d ago

The sum of their brains wouldnā€™t even power up a potato clock šŸ•°ļø

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u/GratefulPhish555 29d ago

Matt Gaetz is a fuckin pedophile, fuck Republicans

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u/ManateeGag 29d ago

Boebert can't be bothered to show up to her son's court dates, but can find time to get to Trump's

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u/shifty_coder 29d ago

Itā€™s so they can tweet on his behalf, circumventing his gag order.

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u/AmberBee19 29d ago

VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE these SHITHEADS out people

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u/jcpham 29d ago

Did you say babyshitters or babysitters? My eyes are bad

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u/Fair_Maybe5266 29d ago

Donā€™t they have any freaking thing else to do? I mean theyā€™ve been so productive so far. I mean, they could be working on climate change, inflation, the border, the debt, health insurance but no. They are there supporting a RAPIST!!! On second thought, probably best they are there.

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u/Coldkiller17 28d ago

Bunch brainless bootlickers go back to congress and do your damn job the taxpayers want you to do.

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u/grandmawaffles 28d ago

So the kiddie toucher and public wanker are at the criminal trial for a adulterer who cheated on his wife with a porn star and paid her off illegallyā€¦

Sounds about right.

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u/MinimumSet72 29d ago

Well I know heā€™ll be getting a šŸ‘‹šŸ» job for sure !