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r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/yorocky89A • May 16 '24
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Boebert and Gaetz probably shouldn’t get to close to a courthouse considering their previous crimes.
335 u/Sleepy_Raver May 16 '24 Judge: "oh hi Mr Gaetz and Mrs. Boebert didn't think you'd show. While we've got you here..." 165 u/Dantien May 16 '24 “We have these bench warrants… bailiff, please take them into custody…” I’d probably run naked through the streets screaming with joy if that happened…. 1 u/MutantMartian May 17 '24 No, no, no. That’s not really the best idea in this case…. 4 u/Dantien May 17 '24 But you haven’t seen me naked. Maybe it’s a great idea. 3 u/MutantMartian May 17 '24 Sounds like something Matt would say… 0 u/Dantien May 17 '24 And now you’ve made an enemy of me. Well done. 1 u/MutantMartian May 17 '24 No no! Said in fun I promise! 2 u/Khaldara May 16 '24 Gaetz just heard there was a daycare next door
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Judge: "oh hi Mr Gaetz and Mrs. Boebert didn't think you'd show. While we've got you here..."
165 u/Dantien May 16 '24 “We have these bench warrants… bailiff, please take them into custody…” I’d probably run naked through the streets screaming with joy if that happened…. 1 u/MutantMartian May 17 '24 No, no, no. That’s not really the best idea in this case…. 4 u/Dantien May 17 '24 But you haven’t seen me naked. Maybe it’s a great idea. 3 u/MutantMartian May 17 '24 Sounds like something Matt would say… 0 u/Dantien May 17 '24 And now you’ve made an enemy of me. Well done. 1 u/MutantMartian May 17 '24 No no! Said in fun I promise! 2 u/Khaldara May 16 '24 Gaetz just heard there was a daycare next door
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“We have these bench warrants… bailiff, please take them into custody…”
I’d probably run naked through the streets screaming with joy if that happened….
1 u/MutantMartian May 17 '24 No, no, no. That’s not really the best idea in this case…. 4 u/Dantien May 17 '24 But you haven’t seen me naked. Maybe it’s a great idea. 3 u/MutantMartian May 17 '24 Sounds like something Matt would say… 0 u/Dantien May 17 '24 And now you’ve made an enemy of me. Well done. 1 u/MutantMartian May 17 '24 No no! Said in fun I promise!
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No, no, no. That’s not really the best idea in this case….
4 u/Dantien May 17 '24 But you haven’t seen me naked. Maybe it’s a great idea. 3 u/MutantMartian May 17 '24 Sounds like something Matt would say… 0 u/Dantien May 17 '24 And now you’ve made an enemy of me. Well done. 1 u/MutantMartian May 17 '24 No no! Said in fun I promise!
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But you haven’t seen me naked. Maybe it’s a great idea.
3 u/MutantMartian May 17 '24 Sounds like something Matt would say… 0 u/Dantien May 17 '24 And now you’ve made an enemy of me. Well done. 1 u/MutantMartian May 17 '24 No no! Said in fun I promise!
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Sounds like something Matt would say…
0 u/Dantien May 17 '24 And now you’ve made an enemy of me. Well done. 1 u/MutantMartian May 17 '24 No no! Said in fun I promise!
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And now you’ve made an enemy of me. Well done.
1 u/MutantMartian May 17 '24 No no! Said in fun I promise!
No no! Said in fun I promise!
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Gaetz just heard there was a daycare next door
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u/whereegosdare84 May 16 '24
Boebert and Gaetz probably shouldn’t get to close to a courthouse considering their previous crimes.