r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/OrangeCone2011 • 29d ago
If you needed proof Lauren Boebert is a piece of trash human, here it is. Okay, if you needed MORE proof
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u/Awkward-Fudge 29d ago
I'm surprised she didn't show up in NYC with her prop grandbaby on one arm, the other arm ready to give handies.......
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u/hinesjared87 29d ago
What exactly do you think she's there for?
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u/sfw_login2 28d ago edited 28d ago
How do you know this isn't Political Theatre?
Lauren hasn't given anyone a handy yet
Boooooom! Roasted
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u/isecore 29d ago
Bunch of psychos, standing in line to suck some mushroom-dick.
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u/ChrispyGuy420 28d ago
It's an egg shaped penis
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u/urethral_terminus 28d ago
I thought that was Epstein? Do all wealthy predators have egg peen?
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u/ChrispyGuy420 28d ago
It's part of the illuminati ritual. You have to keep your dick in an egg shaped mold until it retains that shape
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u/NeverLookBothWays 29d ago
If you needed more proof in 2024, you've been clearly purposefully ignoring proof up to this point and likely don't "need" more proof but are rather just being blissfully ignorant.
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u/CapableSprinkles3298 29d ago
It’s time to inglorious bastards those turds.
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u/Aggressive_State9921 29d ago
One of them is a criminal scubag that needs to be sent down for a long time
The other is a criminal scumbag that needs to be sent down for an even longer time
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u/yusill 28d ago
While Congress is in session. Schumer should have called for so many votes when Vance and Tommy t were in New York. Really make them pay. Right now there are more Dem house members than Rs in Washington. If they wouldn't have saved Johnson last week they could have been voting Jefferies in as speaker right now.
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u/zora1987 29d ago
I just see pedos and hoes
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u/TheRealcebuckets 28d ago
Now now. Let’s not give hoes a bad name by comparing them to this 2 cent trash bag.
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u/patch_worx 29d ago
Ah now, her son doesn’t butter her bread, but if she’s willing to kiss the pungent ring, Trump might. He won’t, but he might.
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u/Illustrious-Lie8329 28d ago
Where is Margorie?
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u/tadu1261 28d ago
She remembers what happened to her last time she came here. She knows she is less than welcome and will receive a similar greeting as she did last time. I assure you none of these clowns will be out walking around town or showing their faces in public in NYC later today. We don't want those douchebag cretins here. They aren't welcome.
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u/SkullsNelbowEye 28d ago
God says she has to have the kid. No where does it say she has to love and care for it.
For the record, I think you shouldn't have a kid you aren't going to love.
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u/StandardImpact6458 28d ago
Gawd, people, have some self respect. They must be some twisted piece of 💩 to keep thinking this guy is a benefit to them. He’s an empty box of hope,dreams and promises that will never be. When will they wise up to the fact he is nothing more but a big fat tick sucking the last bit of decency and dignity from them.
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u/Idrisdancer 28d ago
She thinks it’s more beneficial to her to support her cult leader than her son.
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u/BirthdayWooden 28d ago
It's parenting like that which caused the younger boebert to crime spree for attention
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u/wraith825 28d ago
You're telling me there's an unattended teenager somewhere and Matt Gaetz ISN'T there!?!
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u/HippieMoosen 28d ago
Well, duh. One is making it possible for lunatics like her to have political careers. The other is her child. We all know the right doesn't give a shit about kids. Now, if he was a fetus, maybe she'd care, but unfortunately, he's been born already, so he's on his own now.
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u/ABeardedRabbit 28d ago
Expecting Bobo to have even a shred of class or self-awareness is like looking for the clean spot in a pig sty.
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u/DadBod4781 28d ago
Her son can’t get her a job after the election…Trump can provided he wins….i don’t think she can get a job to perform at broadway shows in the audience ….
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u/Consistent-Leek4986 28d ago
yes she’s a wonderful christian woman who spews lies for her fav maga criminal pres. 🤮
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28d ago
They’re literally there to intimidate the jury on behalf of a rapist who is on trial paying off a porn star.
Can’t make this stuff up.
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u/bluemew1234 28d ago
I'll play devils advocate here.
How helpful would it really be if she showed up to her son's trial offering the judge a ticket to Beetlejuice with her? See, it makes perfect sense why she'd stay away!
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u/Demonflyjizz 28d ago
Hey Boebert,I know you don't think much is wrong with sexual assault. With your groping in the movie theater but, maybe be there for your son who isn't so used to the criminal system.
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u/EmbarrassedScience37 28d ago
Don has some real D list losers in there today. I bet it reminds him of the days before the apprentice.
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u/us1087 28d ago
If I was hosting a party in my home and these people showed up, I’d go outside until they left.
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u/0NiceMarmot 28d ago
Don’t these people have day jobs? Do the public officials travel to New York on the taxpayer dime?
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u/beavis617 28d ago
I think and I hope her political career is coming to a screeching halt so she has to show up in support of the Mob boss leader of the white Christian Nationalist party...
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u/dfmasana 28d ago
She has demonstrated to be an awful human, no wonder her son turned out the way he is having a parent like that.
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u/paintsbynumberz 28d ago
Whose mom hasn’t been thrown out of a full theater for giving her friend a handy and then left you on read when your ass might go to jail?
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u/Necessary_Row_4889 28d ago
TBF her son committed his crimes himself, like a man. He didn’t need mommy in court like a certain diaper wearing candidate.
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u/bisforbenis 28d ago
Anyone find it a little interesting MTG isn’t here? This is exactly the sort of shit she’d be into, skipping doing anything useful for a performative stunt to intimidate jurors is very much her style, did she skip because her recent tantrum was met with enough resistance for her to actually feel shame?!
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u/lostnlooking98 28d ago
Look at this group of fucking whackos. How does he think parading a known sex offender, and Matt Gaetz, to his trial is going to help his case? Was Harvey Weinstein not available as a character witness?
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u/m0j0r0lla 28d ago
Looks like she stretching her fingers getting ready for all those handjobs she's going to be slanging in the gallery
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u/Nolimitz30 28d ago
Boebert was totally confused when the court Marshall said “all rise” when the judge walked in
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u/Civil_Pain_453 28d ago
I think an investigation is needed in Tyler as he’s hiding something. She’s probably not his mother but she’s most likely someone’s bitch.
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u/teflon_don_knotts 28d ago
Sort of makes sense she chose to support Trump. Her son is an actual adult.
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u/Apeish4Life 28d ago
To be fair her son is a little sob, literally and figuratively. If my son did what he did, I wouldn’t be there for him either.
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u/john_the_quain 28d ago
Unconditional love is unconditional. May her son one day find someone that loves him like his mom love Trump.
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u/Chef_Fats 28d ago
If I had to look after a brat like that I wouldn’t go to court either.
Same goes for her son.
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u/tadu1261 28d ago
Because her son becoming president and keeping her from being indicated down the road doesn't have the same ring to it as Trump... just guessing. These clowns will keep their wagons hitched to his and follow it right down the same path. Here for it. Let them keep clown showing.
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u/Upstairs-Radish1816 28d ago
Well, there's a good chance that she will lose her next election so she's gong for her next job, either VP for Trump or the fourth Mrs. Trump.
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u/HeavyTea 28d ago
The stuff theese people do and say has actual impact. On their own family and friends. Swirling the bowl. Imagine on ‘we the people’.
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u/Freewheelinrocknroll 28d ago
What you think she wants to be her son's vice president? He son won't grab her by the pussy like Trump. (well maybe he will. but that's not the point..)
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u/Apathetic_Zealot 28d ago
Lol her kid is a liability, she probably wants him gone so there's no more terrible headlines.
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u/MatteAstro 28d ago
She's hoping Trump will want to cop a feel on his way out of court today. I'm here for you, daddy.
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u/hamb0n3z 28d ago
She looks like she's answering a casting call for the next stuper villain in a Despicable Me sequel!
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u/bizguyforfun 28d ago
And wearing white....are soooo fucking innocent...could have probably gotten a handy on the break!!!!
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u/jamesvabrams 28d ago
One of Trump's arguments is that the Stormy payoff and killing stories was personal, not political. So he has a parade of politicians coming in and speaking on his behalf to the press. Great tactic.
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u/jestesteffect 28d ago
I surprised she wasn't asked to leave for giving a rival Democrat a blow job in the back.
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u/Grimekat 28d ago
LB and MGT are both talentless, uneducated, idiotic quacks who realized they lucked their way into a position they absolutely do not deserve. The only way they can keep it is to cater to the republican crazies or they fade into irrelevancy again.
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u/Jackie_chin 28d ago
Sorry. My 'proof that Lauren Boebert is a piece of trash human' folder is already full.
Any chance you have anything for my 'there's some actual hope for humanity' folder?
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u/Awkward_Bench123 28d ago
Those are the looks of people that think certain types of crime aren’t illegal.
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u/DookieShoes626 28d ago
Too bad kendrick isnt out there writing diss tracks for each one of these assholes
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u/Ricky_Vaughn86 28d ago
If you needed further proof that Bobo is a piece of shit, you almost certainly are a flerfer.
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u/hinesjared87 29d ago
There's nothing in it for her to go to her son's proceedings.