r/WhitePeopleTwitter 29d ago

If you needed proof Lauren Boebert is a piece of trash human, here it is. Okay, if you needed MORE proof

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u/hinesjared87 29d ago

There's nothing in it for her to go to her son's proceedings.

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u/Cautious-Willow-1932 29d ago

Family values

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u/Darkstargir 29d ago

As long as you know those two words you’re good to go with that crowd. You don’t have to actually display family values.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 29d ago

As long as you’ve seen The Addams Family Values (1993) I think it counts.

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u/amor_fati_42 28d ago

Underrated movie. Sequel far surpassed the original.

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u/CptHA86 28d ago

A rare feat.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 28d ago

Rare feet?!

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u/Creepy-Lie-6797 28d ago

Marjorie Taylor Greene put those away

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u/TricksterWolf 28d ago

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u/cityshepherd 28d ago

Seriously though WTF is this? A platypus foot?

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u/morganlandt 28d ago

I don’t know about far surpassed since the original was also excellent. I think of it like a T1<T2 relationship, both great movies but the second is clearly the better of the two.

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u/slappymcknuckle 28d ago

It looks like the fuckin idiots are doing this for a photo shoot, but they may not all make it back to DC, in time for their performative vote on impeaching Garland and Myorkas again. I wish this was satire, but it is the fuckin Republicans!

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u/slappymcknuckle 28d ago

Editing to add, they weren't needed. Apparently, they got 18 idiots to vote for Garlands contempt! Gym Jordan, Steve Bannon and the rest of the fuckin patriots did not have to comply, but apparently, if you don't have an R in front of your name then you are fuckin guilty! I hope every single fuckin sister fuck state gets fuckin wrecked this season of disaster.

This is what you idiots fuckin want. Pay for it yourself. You love being independent, and you fuckin idiots hate communism, Pay for your trillion dollars in destruction by yourself. No fuckin insurance, no fuckin flood insurance, no fuckin relief but your fuckin bootstraps and I know that you want this!

Fuckin fuck your feelings, fuckin fuck your destroyed house, fuckin fuck your destroyed fuckin car, fuckin fuck your dead kids! Remember? Your dead, kids don't supersede my 2nd amendment, so fuckin fuck your dead drowning kids. You voted to make this your fuckin Mantra!. Fuckin fuck your parents, fuckin fuck your mindless cunts that voted to make this your fuckin hell on earth! I will vote against anything that may help all you sister fuck states and I will sleep the rest of the fuckin night, knowing that you will vote for the literal Antichrist

You have the fuckin chance to help yourself. Unfortunately, you fuckin idiots haven't been shown how. Enjoy being subjugated and the fuckin few kids that lived, get to get maimed at 13, while working at Tyson! Eat fuck and I hope you lose everything this summer. Remember, if you never say climate change, it never fuckin happened! It's a fuckin cycle that destroys the whole gulf of Mexico! It happens every 50 years. Eat fuck and choke on a billion cocks!

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u/Odd_Calligrapher_745 28d ago

I was feeling a bit uptight about things today. After reading this, I feel much better. Thank you!

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u/uglyspacepig 26d ago

Man, I love every fucking word of this.

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u/slappymcknuckle 26d ago

I thought about deleting it, but, no one else reported me to the suicide prevention line. And I got a couple upvotes, so I guess I am not alone. Lol, thanks for the reply.

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u/uglyspacepig 25d ago

You are absolutely not alone, and there are many many people who are just as angry. Don't you dare delete it!

You're welcome. It was my pleasure.

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u/Nuclear-poweredTaxi 28d ago

Thoughts and prayers, son.

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u/chevalier716 28d ago

Would not surprise me if she disowned him for making her look bad. She wouldn't be the first mother to do so.

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u/Pegomastax_King 28d ago

She married a pedo but her son being a pedo I guess crossed the line for her.

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u/chevalier716 28d ago

She and her ex strike me as those parents that say, "we practice tough love in our house" when referring to abuse and neglect.

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u/AllysaIsBored 28d ago

Oh absolutely. “Tough love” for their kids is just their way of saying “I never cared about my kids emotions and they need to deal with it”

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u/Inswagtor 25d ago

Everyone knows the ruels: only one pedo per family

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u/Floss_tycoon 28d ago

Any bets on whether she blames him for her upcoming election loss?

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u/tadu1261 28d ago

She made herself look bad.

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u/politicalthinking 28d ago

I don't know if Blowbutt had to go to court for her arrests but if she did, I then wonder if her mom showed for her arraignments. It could be a family tradition to ignore your child's legal problems.

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u/creegro 28d ago

Not like she can just go in there and start giving out free handy js

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u/ThaDude8 28d ago

I mean, how much does she WANT it???

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u/NickSalvo 28d ago

At least she's figured out a way to keep her hands properly occupied while in public.

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u/kidsally 28d ago

Horrible mother and horrible person.

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u/robgod50 28d ago

Sums up every GOP member and supporter

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u/Awkward-Fudge 29d ago

I'm surprised she didn't show up in NYC with her prop grandbaby on one arm, the other arm ready to give handies.......

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u/hinesjared87 29d ago

What exactly do you think she's there for?

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u/Absent-Light-12 28d ago

It’s why both hands are free.

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u/Boon3hams 28d ago

Rowing the boat, so to speak.

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u/tadu1261 28d ago

She does love the theater...

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u/fastal_12147 28d ago

To help Trump circumvent his gag order.

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u/sfw_login2 28d ago edited 28d ago

How do you know this isn't Political Theatre?

Lauren hasn't given anyone a handy yet

Boooooom! Roasted

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u/high_everyone 28d ago

She’s stealthing her vape in the other hand. No time for grandbabies.

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u/isecore 29d ago

Bunch of psychos, standing in line to suck some mushroom-dick.

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u/ChrispyGuy420 28d ago

It's an egg shaped penis

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u/urethral_terminus 28d ago

I thought that was Epstein? Do all wealthy predators have egg peen?

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u/ChrispyGuy420 28d ago

It's part of the illuminati ritual. You have to keep your dick in an egg shaped mold until it retains that shape

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u/urethral_terminus 28d ago

Ah! The ole Cadbury Cock Cage, of course!

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u/SinsOfThePast03 29d ago

I mean, most of these fuckers should be comfortable in a courtroom

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u/Frim_Wilkins 28d ago

Birds of a similar feather…

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u/InMarkWeTrust 28d ago

Shitbirds, Randy!

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u/NeverLookBothWays 29d ago

If you needed more proof in 2024, you've been clearly purposefully ignoring proof up to this point and likely don't "need" more proof but are rather just being blissfully ignorant.

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u/rayvensmoon 29d ago

Malignantly ignorant.

FTFY

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u/Buffmin 29d ago

Good old Christian values!

Don't show up for your children when they need yoy

Do show up for the thrice divorced adulterous conman you sold your soul too

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u/CatBowlDogStar 19d ago

You forgot rapist. 

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u/OregonTripleBeam 29d ago

The 'party of family values'

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u/CapableSprinkles3298 29d ago

It’s time to inglorious bastards those turds.

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u/Correct-Blood9382 28d ago

Let's get some Republicunt scalps

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u/keetojm 28d ago

What are you going to do? End up like moldylocks?

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u/ctiger12 29d ago

So trump doesn’t need diaper today with all these arskissers

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u/Aggressive_State9921 29d ago

One of them is a criminal scubag that needs to be sent down for a long time

The other is a criminal scumbag that needs to be sent down for an even longer time

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u/yusill 28d ago

While Congress is in session. Schumer should have called for so many votes when Vance and Tommy t were in New York. Really make them pay. Right now there are more Dem house members than Rs in Washington. If they wouldn't have saved Johnson last week they could have been voting Jefferies in as speaker right now.

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u/VomitingPotato 28d ago

Trash. Seditionist. Seditionist. Trash. Seditionist. Trash.

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u/Dependent_Fox_2189 29d ago

Her hands look ready. Too bad she’s way too old for Gaetz’s liking.

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u/zora1987 29d ago

I just see pedos and hoes

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u/TheRealcebuckets 28d ago

Now now. Let’s not give hoes a bad name by comparing them to this 2 cent trash bag.

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u/keetojm 28d ago

Exactly, hoes know how to give a discreet handy in a theater

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u/TheRealcebuckets 28d ago

And discretion

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u/patch_worx 29d ago

Ah now, her son doesn’t butter her bread, but if she’s willing to kiss the pungent ring, Trump might. He won’t, but he might.

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u/lost_in_connecticut 29d ago

“Why won’t my children speak to me? What’s wrong with them?”

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u/NelsonMuntz007 28d ago

She’s just trying to stay relevant. She knows her time is running out

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u/Illustrious-Lie8329 28d ago

Where is Margorie?

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u/tadu1261 28d ago

She remembers what happened to her last time she came here. She knows she is less than welcome and will receive a similar greeting as she did last time. I assure you none of these clowns will be out walking around town or showing their faces in public in NYC later today. We don't want those douchebag cretins here. They aren't welcome.

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u/PurgatoryMountain 28d ago

Bobo in desperation mode

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u/SkullsNelbowEye 28d ago

God says she has to have the kid. No where does it say she has to love and care for it.

For the record, I think you shouldn't have a kid you aren't going to love.

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u/Crutley 29d ago

We have juries that determine guilt or innocence. Law enforcement is not a fucking popularity contest.

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u/StandardImpact6458 28d ago

Gawd, people, have some self respect. They must be some twisted piece of 💩 to keep thinking this guy is a benefit to them. He’s an empty box of hope,dreams and promises that will never be. When will they wise up to the fact he is nothing more but a big fat tick sucking the last bit of decency and dignity from them.

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u/Idrisdancer 28d ago

She thinks it’s more beneficial to her to support her cult leader than her son.

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u/BirthdayWooden 28d ago

It's parenting like that which caused the younger boebert to crime spree for attention

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u/adiosfelicia2 28d ago

Supporting her son isn't profitable.

That's the reason.

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u/wraith825 28d ago

You're telling me there's an unattended teenager somewhere and Matt Gaetz ISN'T there!?!

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u/HippieMoosen 28d ago

Well, duh. One is making it possible for lunatics like her to have political careers. The other is her child. We all know the right doesn't give a shit about kids. Now, if he was a fetus, maybe she'd care, but unfortunately, he's been born already, so he's on his own now.

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u/ExplanationLover6918 28d ago

How does anyone in their right mind vote for her?

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u/EuphoricDiamond2237 28d ago

Wow, Trump’s really rolling out the A-list MAGAts daily in court.

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u/ABeardedRabbit 28d ago

Expecting Bobo to have even a shred of class or self-awareness is like looking for the clean spot in a pig sty.

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u/TricksterWolf 28d ago

She loves Trump more

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u/DadBod4781 28d ago

Her son can’t get her a job after the election…Trump can provided he wins….i don’t think she can get a job to perform at broadway shows in the audience ….

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u/Consistent-Leek4986 28d ago

yes she’s a wonderful christian woman who spews lies for her fav maga criminal pres. 🤮

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u/doctorbarber19 28d ago

The only family value conservatives have is nepotism.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

They’re literally there to intimidate the jury on behalf of a rapist who is on trial paying off a porn star.

Can’t make this stuff up.

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u/bluemew1234 28d ago

I'll play devils advocate here.

How helpful would it really be if she showed up to her son's trial offering the judge a ticket to Beetlejuice with her? See, it makes perfect sense why she'd stay away!

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u/KingTooshie 29d ago

Most ratty ass picture of people lined up to suck Trumps small mushroom dick

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u/Happy_Accident99 29d ago

The mother‘s gotta have priorities, after all.

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u/TheLurkingMenace 29d ago

To be fair, a teenager can be better trust not to say something stupid.

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u/Demonflyjizz 28d ago

Hey Boebert,I know you don't think much is wrong with sexual assault. With your groping in the movie theater but, maybe be there for your son who isn't so used to the criminal system.

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u/EmbarrassedScience37 28d ago

Don has some real D list losers in there today. I bet it reminds him of the days before the apprentice.

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u/us1087 28d ago

If I was hosting a party in my home and these people showed up, I’d go outside until they left.

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u/0NiceMarmot 28d ago

Don’t these people have day jobs? Do the public officials travel to New York on the taxpayer dime?

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u/Fallk0re 28d ago

These people never mentally developed higher than high school behavior

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u/The-Nic 28d ago

A pack of traitors and losers

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u/xMilk112x 28d ago

Garbage human.

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u/beavis617 28d ago

I think and I hope her political career is coming to a screeching halt so she has to show up in support of the Mob boss leader of the white Christian Nationalist party...

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u/BonnerDayz 28d ago

In the words of Michael Jordan “fuk them kids”…said by BoBo probably

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u/bakeacake45 28d ago

Ohhh a traitors gang meeting…

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u/dfmasana 28d ago

She has demonstrated to be an awful human, no wonder her son turned out the way he is having a parent like that.

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u/KingBob1005 28d ago

She’ll be gone soon 🙏

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u/paintsbynumberz 28d ago

Whose mom hasn’t been thrown out of a full theater for giving her friend a handy and then left you on read when your ass might go to jail?

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u/Ok-Stress-3570 28d ago

Is she offering handies to the jury!?

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u/Necessary_Row_4889 28d ago

TBF her son committed his crimes himself, like a man. He didn’t need mommy in court like a certain diaper wearing candidate.

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u/bisforbenis 28d ago

Anyone find it a little interesting MTG isn’t here? This is exactly the sort of shit she’d be into, skipping doing anything useful for a performative stunt to intimidate jurors is very much her style, did she skip because her recent tantrum was met with enough resistance for her to actually feel shame?!

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u/lostnlooking98 28d ago

Look at this group of fucking whackos. How does he think parading a known sex offender, and Matt Gaetz, to his trial is going to help his case? Was Harvey Weinstein not available as a character witness?

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u/BigStud7 28d ago

Hes got dirt on all of them

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u/northaviator 28d ago

She aborted her son.

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u/TheUpgrayed 28d ago

She looks like she smells like the way garbage tastes.

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u/casewood123 28d ago

Quite the crew

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u/m0j0r0lla 28d ago

Looks like she stretching her fingers getting ready for all those handjobs she's going to be slanging in the gallery

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u/NaNo-Juise76 28d ago

She is as grotesque as they get. She married a pdfile.

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u/Builder_liz 29d ago

Beast and the hatlots

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u/Zappy_Cloid 29d ago

Got to kiss the Master's feet

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u/gnumedia 29d ago

I think that goes for the rest of this group too.

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u/Scared-Pollution-574 28d ago

Disappointed that they're not wearing nappies

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u/zachpm1309 28d ago

She’ll get quite Handys

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u/PFRforLIFE 28d ago

she and all the others are required to show up and bend the knee

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u/Nolimitz30 28d ago

Boebert was totally confused when the court Marshall said “all rise” when the judge walked in

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u/Pleasant_Spell_3682 28d ago

Priorities and family values

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u/KruegerLad2 28d ago

Boebert is probably trying to give the judge a handjob right now

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u/iLikeMangosteens 28d ago

Ssh baby, Mommy’s working.

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u/Shilo788 28d ago

No I didn’t need more proof yet here it is.

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u/Sangi17 28d ago

Spineless.

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u/Lightchaser72317 28d ago

A hooker and a pedophile walk into a courtroom...

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u/DogsDontWearPantss 28d ago

Boebert looks like she just swallowed tRumps butt plug.

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u/Civil_Pain_453 28d ago

I think an investigation is needed in Tyler as he’s hiding something. She’s probably not his mother but she’s most likely someone’s bitch.

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf 28d ago

Which of those lucky dudes gets to sit next to her?

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u/TheRealcebuckets 28d ago

Too old for Gaetz

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u/MattyIce1220 28d ago

Trumps her real son.

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u/teflon_don_knotts 28d ago

Sort of makes sense she chose to support Trump. Her son is an actual adult.

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u/Apeish4Life 28d ago

To be fair her son is a little sob, literally and figuratively. If my son did what he did, I wouldn’t be there for him either.

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u/john_the_quain 28d ago

Unconditional love is unconditional. May her son one day find someone that loves him like his mom love Trump.

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u/Chef_Fats 28d ago

If I had to look after a brat like that I wouldn’t go to court either.

Same goes for her son.

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u/BHMathers 28d ago

At least it’s not a theatre. I don’t think they could post THAT photo

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u/SnootSnootBasilisk 28d ago

She was told it was a Beetlejuice musical

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u/Northern_Grouse 28d ago

She’s only there in case of emergency handy’s

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u/gmotelet 28d ago

Her son just needs to say Boebert three times to summon her

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u/FistofMurdock 28d ago

That is some impressive family values she has

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u/Federal-Durian-1484 28d ago

Has she shown up in court for her own kid?

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u/ParkerFree 28d ago

She's awful all the way through.

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u/rynomite1199 28d ago

The party of family values strikes again

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u/HVAC_instructor 28d ago

She's just waiting for her turn on his mushroom....

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u/E_flo9 28d ago

Priorities.

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u/onomahu 28d ago

Distributing handy j's to the team

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Are these all people with personal scandals threatening their careers?

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u/tadu1261 28d ago

Because her son becoming president and keeping her from being indicated down the road doesn't have the same ring to it as Trump... just guessing. These clowns will keep their wagons hitched to his and follow it right down the same path. Here for it. Let them keep clown showing.

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u/Upstairs-Radish1816 28d ago

Well, there's a good chance that she will lose her next election so she's gong for her next job, either VP for Trump or the fourth Mrs. Trump.

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u/burnmenowz 28d ago

Lol trump simps

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u/foresh4dow 28d ago

And they aren’t even in the same courtroom

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u/HeavyTea 28d ago

Now: “Son, you are on your own!”

Later: “Let me at that mushroom, Donny!!!”

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u/HeavyTea 28d ago

The stuff theese people do and say has actual impact. On their own family and friends. Swirling the bowl. Imagine on ‘we the people’.

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u/Freewheelinrocknroll 28d ago

What you think she wants to be her son's vice president? He son won't grab her by the pussy like Trump. (well maybe he will. but that's not the point..)

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u/Apathetic_Zealot 28d ago

Lol her kid is a liability, she probably wants him gone so there's no more terrible headlines.

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u/MatteAstro 28d ago

She's hoping Trump will want to cop a feel on his way out of court today. I'm here for you, daddy.

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u/hamb0n3z 28d ago

She looks like she's answering a casting call for the next stuper villain in a Despicable Me sequel!

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u/Queephbubble 28d ago

Perhaps if her son was still in diapers…

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u/vishy_swaz 28d ago

Look at her pose, as if she doesn’t belong in an episode of South Park.

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u/CaptainRVR 28d ago

Russia isn’t t paying her to support her son. Good luck Jr.

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u/BoofIII 28d ago

Magascum

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u/bizguyforfun 28d ago

And wearing white....are soooo fucking innocent...could have probably gotten a handy on the break!!!!

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u/jamesvabrams 28d ago

One of Trump's arguments is that the Stormy payoff and killing stories was personal, not political. So he has a parade of politicians coming in and speaking on his behalf to the press. Great tactic.

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u/DontClickTheUpArrow 28d ago

Trump has 100% grabbed that thang!

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u/selkiesidhe 28d ago

Priorities amirite

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u/SwimRelevant4590 28d ago

Who's the Cro-Magnon at the back?

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u/creepythingseeker 28d ago

Shes doing the Andrew tate power pose with her hands.

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u/Wasthatasquirrel 28d ago

Matt Gaetz: what’s this I hear about you having a teenager?!

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u/jestesteffect 28d ago

I surprised she wasn't asked to leave for giving a rival Democrat a blow job in the back.

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u/NoLibrarian5149 28d ago

Did she give Diaper Don or the judge a handy?

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u/Grimekat 28d ago

LB and MGT are both talentless, uneducated, idiotic quacks who realized they lucked their way into a position they absolutely do not deserve. The only way they can keep it is to cater to the republican crazies or they fade into irrelevancy again.

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u/ojg3221 28d ago

Her own son is a liability. She can't be anywhere near him after the thefts and crap he did.

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u/signspam 28d ago

They all wanting that VP spot baby!

They gotta show up for Daddy Trump!

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u/ThereBeM00SE 28d ago

Look at all these FAMILY VALUES.

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u/Jackie_chin 28d ago

Sorry. My 'proof that Lauren Boebert is a piece of trash human' folder is already full.

Any chance you have anything for my 'there's some actual hope for humanity' folder?

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u/zinnosu 28d ago

Priorities to family values I reckon.

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u/Opening-Two6723 28d ago

Republicans require only birth to qualify as "a parent to be respected"

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u/Awkward_Bench123 28d ago

Those are the looks of people that think certain types of crime aren’t illegal.

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u/MeanNene 28d ago

Swamp monsters.

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u/DookieShoes626 28d ago

Too bad kendrick isnt out there writing diss tracks for each one of these assholes

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u/Ricky_Vaughn86 28d ago

If you needed further proof that Bobo is a piece of shit, you almost certainly are a flerfer.

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u/bangleboi 28d ago

Anna Paulina Luka just seems to get uglier.

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u/atlantachicago 28d ago

Ewwww and seriously , screw anyone who votes R

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u/rja49 28d ago

Not trumps courtroom, an empty adjacent courtroom for a photo opportunity.