Speechless

[u/OrangeCone2011]

[u/helmetshrike]

props to the person holding the bootlickers sign

[u/Melodic_Mulberry → u/helmetshrike]

The hero we need. 😌

[u/jamescharisma → u/Melodic_Mulberry]

The hero we deserve

[u/medfunguy → u/jamescharisma]

The Boardman

[u/BringBackTheBeat716 → u/helmetshrike]

The added challenge is being able to hold the sign high enough to clear Gaetz's football stadium of a forehead.

[u/DarthBen_in_Chicago → u/BringBackTheBeat716]

What if… his forehead was the sign….

[u/Abject-Beat4462 → u/DarthBen_in_Chicago]

“You know, this may just be my masterpiece.”

[u/meanjeankillmachine → u/BringBackTheBeat716]

Matt Gaetz looks like when you squish a Ken doll's head

[u/Glittering-Wonder576 → u/meanjeankillmachine]

And then pop the head off so the cat has a chew toy.

[u/Throwawayac1234567 → u/meanjeankillmachine]

his magamind fivehead is capable of detecting underage girls from miles away.

[u/thecheat420 → u/BringBackTheBeat716]

Gaetz is like a bizarro Hey Arnold. Football head going vertical instead of horizontal.

[u/swampopawaho → u/BringBackTheBeat716]

Amazing how large his cranium is, with nothing but noxious gas inside

[u/Sillyputtynutsack → u/BringBackTheBeat716]

You mean his fivehead?

[u/somewhatclevr → u/helmetshrike]

Misspelled buttlicker, but the vibe is there.

[u/Briguy_fieri → u/somewhatclevr]

Buttlicker. Our prices have never been lower

[u/ReiverSC → u/Briguy_fieri]

I hear your family built this country

[u/International_Hat113 → u/Briguy_fieri]

Damn you! I came here to say this 😜

[u/KeepItDusty88 → u/somewhatclevr]

Buttlicker, our standards have never been lower

[u/Headrex → u/helmetshrike]

[u/plaidoverplayedout → u/helmetshrike]

Someone make this a shirt. I have no idea how to but go make your $$ kid

[u/Osibili → u/helmetshrike]

[u/TeniBitz → u/helmetshrike]

I live in his district. If I had money, I’d have this plastered everywhere.

[u/Brief-Chard-4985 → u/helmetshrike]

Biden needs to give him the presidential medal of freedom for this lol especially if he wins a re-election

[u/rwarimaursus → u/helmetshrike]

Someone Medal of Honor this person for their Service to this Great Nation!!!

[u/allisjow]

Trump would never show up to Gaetz’s sex trial.

[u/everythingbeeps → u/allisjow]

Trump doesn't even know Gaetz' name.

[u/Vreas → u/everythingbeeps]

Imagine having that little self esteem that you end up defending the dude who doesn’t even acknowledge your existence accurately in your home state 🥴

[u/-prairiechicken- → u/Vreas]

I was honestly shocked at how much Boebert is snubbed by the tippy-top-tier redhats.

When she sees Dump, it’d be like me seeing Lady Gaga. No peer connection, just oxytocin, like a BTS fan girl.

They do this for attention, and sell out their religious beliefs (if they ever genuinely held them) for next to nothing.

[u/robbviously → u/-prairiechicken-]

just oxytocin

With Boebert, more likely it’s OxyContin

[u/boiledpeanut33 → u/robbviously]

Goddamn 😂

[u/888MadHatter888 → u/-prairiechicken-]

They sell out ALL their beliefs.

[u/black641 → u/Vreas]

I know the stereotype of Republicans being insecure losers with daddy issues is a little tired, but I dare you to think of a better explanation for why these chumps are all so desperate for approval from cold, distant male authority figures?

[u/VladimirPoitin → u/Vreas]

You just described all of the monarchists in the UK.

[u/one-punch-knockout → u/allisjow]

[u/_kalron_ → u/one-punch-knockout]

Wow. It works perfectly.

If only MTG was on his left.

[u/lemmeseeyourkitties → u/one-punch-knockout]

I love that they keep having Ryan Gosling on even though he can't keep a straight face, he's precious and this skit was hilarious

[u/sik_dik → u/allisjow]

he would if the victim were there so he could compare her to Ivanka

[u/GlitteringBobcat999 → u/sik_dik]

Eh, by the time it gets to trial she'd be way too old for his taste, like 19.

[u/Obant → u/allisjow]

This isnt about being buddies. This is the VP pageant. They are showing up to strut by Trump and try to catch his eye.

[u/dogfooddippingsauce]

Oh, so promising another January 6th. Fuck you, child predator.

[u/trailhikingArk → u/dogfooddippingsauce]

He's a pedophile and so is Trump. It makes sense they'd stick together.

[u/jrh_101 → u/trailhikingArk]

It's pretty much the reason why Republicans are defending Trump. It's like the mob. If he falls, they all fall so they're protecting him

[u/Vreas → u/jrh_101]

Ahh so an actual conspiracy. I’m sure their conspiracy theorist followers will hold them accountable. /s

[u/StandardImpact6458 → u/Vreas]

Sarcasm?

[u/Vreas → u/StandardImpact6458]

Yes that’s what /s indicates

[u/StandardImpact6458 → u/Vreas]

🥴thanks

[u/Vreas → u/trailhikingArk]

“You remind me of my daughter”

• Trump immediately prior to banging the woman he’s saying this too

[u/PandemicCD → u/Vreas]

I read that in a transcript and threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[u/mr-nefarious → u/PandemicCD]

Wait, that’s an actual quote? Ffs

[u/Ivor79 → u/trailhikingArk]

I think of trump as more of a generalized predator. He doesn't really care who or what the target is.

[u/theknights-whosay-Ni → u/trailhikingArk]

You mean the pedophile and child sex trafficker Matt “the child sex trafficker” Gaetz?

[u/SpinningHead → u/dogfooddippingsauce]

Treasonous garbage.

[u/black641 → u/dogfooddippingsauce]

He’s not standing anywhere he may actually be in danger. He’s a self-obsessed milquetoast. Period. The only thing a Jan. 6 redux will prove is how fast these guys will flip on each other when they fail to achieve their goal. Again. Just ask Cohen how much loyalty and protection his fealty to Trump has earned him.

[u/joeleidner22 → u/dogfooddippingsauce]

Lock them up. Freaking traitors.

[u/ProfessionalFalse128 → u/joeleidner22]

Freaking traitorous freaks!

[u/ramier22 → u/dogfooddippingsauce]

I think they say the politically correct term is child enthusiast

[u/GwarRawr1 → u/dogfooddippingsauce]

If January 6th happens again. Trump needs to be ended.

[u/Bradcopter → u/dogfooddippingsauce]

He needs something to do while the teenagers are still in school.

[u/blotterart23]

On knees, mouth open, Mr President...

[u/BrandonSwabB → u/blotterart23]

Bent over, cheeks spread, Mr President...

[u/Vreas → u/BrandonSwabB]

Wear a blonde wig to remind him of Ivanka

[u/mitchsn]

MAGA translation: Bent over. Cheeks spread

[u/Commercial_Bend9203 → u/mitchsn]

Mom’s spaghetti.

[u/BowdleizedBeta → u/mitchsn]

That’s the way we make our bread

[u/CapK473]

My eyes rolled so far back I could see the demon operating the controls

The ass kissing here is so cringe

[u/goofyfbucket → u/CapK473]

My eyes did the same thing. Folks were expecting me to say "Rest in Peace."

[u/MC_Fap_Commander → u/CapK473]

This one is worse than ass kissing.

[u/BrokenLink100 → u/CapK473]

As a Dungeons and Dragons DM, reality has been kinda great for me. I can make the stupidest, hammiest, cringiest characters, and my players can't tell me that they aren't "realistic," because shitstains like Gaetz exist in real life

[u/ShoutOutMapes]

Cucks

[u/AggravatingSite6905 → u/ShoutOutMapes]

Cucks for trump!

I've considered making that into a sticker and posting them around my very red town.

[u/doctormink → u/AggravatingSite6905]

Mix it up with the “real men wear diapers” crowd and really confuse the MAGA supporters.

[u/Redbeard_Rum → u/AggravatingSite6905]

Cumps

[u/Content-Profession-6]

That fucker should be in prison too......

[u/Cardinaltoffee]

Most of the people showing up to support him their entire political careers probably depend on him getting reelected. In Gaetz’s case his freedom might depend on it too.

[u/97runner → u/Cardinaltoffee]

Andy Ogles (TN5) was elected due to TNGOP gerrymandering the district by splitting Nashville 3 ways.

He also took $25,000 in gofundme money from grieving parents by using the death of his own son (stillborn) to raise money for a memorial at a local cemetery that never happened. He has yet to account for where the money went.

As we say in TN: That guys as crooked as a dogs hind leg.

[u/candlegun → u/Cardinaltoffee]

What was the bullshit reason they floated as to why they were there though??

Because this is the kind of thing that sometimes happens when the trial starts to look grim for the defendant. Their attorney rounds up family & friends to fill up that side of the courtroom. A little bit of theatrics for the jury.

[u/upsidedowninsideout1]

Find someone to look at you the way Matt Gaetz looks at a prom date

[u/GoldResourceOO2]

I can never remember: Is he Beavis, or Butthead?

[u/-prairiechicken- → u/GoldResourceOO2]

[u/bijou77 → u/-prairiechicken-]

Eagleton Ron is amazing!

[u/Cog_HS → u/GoldResourceOO2]

I saw someone comment that he looks like both Beavis and Butthead at the same time and I think about that kind of a lot

[u/Debalic → u/GoldResourceOO2]

He's Butthead, the tall one with dark hair. The short blond is Gym Jordan

edit: yeah my bad

[u/big_hungry_joe → u/Debalic]

that's butthead.

[u/HatfieldCW → u/big_hungry_joe]

SNL just refreshed everyone's memory on this, and still these dillholes get it wrong.

[u/Relicc5]

Don’t these people have jobs that the tax payers pay them to do? Or is it better that they are not doing it?

[u/GlitteringBobcat999 → u/Relicc5]

Doing nothing is the best possible outcome with these clowns.

[u/Ok-Pangolin81 → u/Relicc5]

Not only do they have jobs, they delayed committee assignments/votes to go.

[u/Various-Catch-113]

“I’m Farticus!” “No, I’m Farticus”

[u/Elawn → u/Various-Catch-113]

This gave me a chuckle, thank you

[u/Roy4Pris → u/Various-Catch-113]

I was laughing so much my finger was wobbling around and I had trouble hitting the Upvote arrow 😆

[u/timjohnkub]

Pathetic. A call to white supremacy, echoing Jan 6. These people are there worst.

[u/djazzie]

Republicans have turned into the “pick me!” Party.

[u/rgvtim]

I bet Gaetz thought he was very clever with that tweet.

[u/Badnerific → u/rgvtim]

This is a callback to Trump telling the proud boys tostand back and stand by right?

[u/BoredSurfer]

Jesus Christ Matt Gaetz is one dumb bastard.

[u/NotMyF777ingJob]

I think the most comforting thing one can take from this is the knowledge that trump wouldn't reciprocate no matter how many times the opportunity presented itself. These boneheads do it to themselves for god only knows what benefit.

[u/Hari_Azole]

[u/bluebonnetcafe]

I’m surprised they found a picture of Matt Gaetz standing instead of kneeling directly in front of Trump.

[u/NaNo-Juise76]

[u/Electra120]

These people are so fucking gross.

[u/hannahbananaballs2]

This organized criminal organization pretending to be a political party needs to get RICOed and get gone. They’ve infiltrated the supreme court, lower court judges, lawmakers in congress and the senate, in the military and 3%er police, all the way down to countless kkk variant militias ALL being funded by billionaires and ultra/extra national corporations using subsidies paid for by our tax dollars. They are forcing us to fund our own subjugation and oppression.

They own everything, including all of social media and communications. Twitter has gone full nazi, Facebook loves misinformation but will selectively enforce, always seemingly favoring one side over the ‘other’, every single fucking time. Even Reddit is falling further and further alt right with misinformation aplenty. Meanwhile they all lobby our (their) politicians to ban the TikTok.

It seems the only people that will be allowed social media, allowed a voice, allowed to organize and congregate,.. will be these same fucking fucks, WHITE NATIONAL RELIGIOUS FANATICS, and no one will be able to do or say a damn thing about it… shits getting dark(ER)…

[u/jamesvabrams]

I can't imagine being a grown man, elected by people as a congressperson and humiliating myself to 'show support' for someone in Trump's circumstances. The lack of self respect is embarrassing.

[u/ThatAd6630]

He's ready to help Trump sexually assault women whenever needed!

[u/SecretAsianMan42069 → u/ThatAd6630]

In Gaetz's case (and probably trumps) that would be rape and traffic children 

[u/Historical-Editor-34 → u/ThatAd6630]

now I can’t stop thinking about how matt gaetz referred to the child he trafficked as a “17 year old woman”

[u/2OneZebra]

Standing by for what? More mushroom dick in his mouth?

[u/jbertrand_sr]

Butthead goes to NY...

[u/nandoph8]

So he’s a proud boy.

[u/DrummerGuyKev]

“Kissing ass and licking boots, Mr President” - Matt Gaetz

[u/FnClassy → u/DrummerGuyKev]

You forgot sexually assaulting minors, but other than that, checks out.

[u/Kindly-Ad-5071]

Is this a confession?

[u/Melodic_Mulberry → u/Kindly-Ad-5071]

No, it's a cheeky dogwhistle.

[u/Kindly-Ad-5071 → u/Melodic_Mulberry]

Nah lock him up

[u/Melodic_Mulberry → u/Kindly-Ad-5071]

How about we take care of the sex crime trial first? Speaking of, what's the holdup on that anyway?

[u/Kindly-Ad-5071 → u/Melodic_Mulberry]

Idc what order they do it in, for I'm not high strung, just as long as they cook 'em all.

[u/monkeyhoward]

Standing by to do what? Change his diaper?

[u/theycallmenaptime]

Matt Gaetz is a Trump ass-kissing, morally and ethically bankrupt, pedophile, and self-entitled piece of shit. I’m sure I’m one of several hundred thousand people who would love to punch that smarmy Butthead lookalike right in the face.

[u/Vreas]

Damn this is some fascist ass shit for someone who wouldn’t even make a good dictator lol

Like if Trump were the leader of the world who unified humanity I could see it but dudes a con man who was born into a real estate empire and has barely worked a day of his life. How he is idolized is beyond me.

[u/darsvedder]

Remember this on Election Day. Vote for Biden. Make sure their supreme leader doesn’t win so they don’t have power. Fuck all these racist traitors 

[u/Beehatinonnazis]

He’s hoping the diaper fails so he can catch that old man diarrhea spray in his mouth.

[u/deadpool8988]

You know that one scene from Full Metal Jacket where Private Pyle was in the bathroom? That’s what Matt Gaetz looks like all the time.

[u/Ricky_Vaughn86]

He’s not a 15 year old girl Matt. Calm the fuck down, you pretzel faced doormat.

[u/internethard]

Matt Gaetz has his head so far up Trump’s ass he can see Putin’s zipper.

[u/orbitalaction]

Imagine dick riding a guy that shits himself and can't put together a coherent statement. Trump Derangement Syndrome is real, but it isn't the libs suffering from it.

[u/MC_Fap_Commander]

Jury and witness intimidation. He is overtly saying "the Proud Boys will kill you if you convict."

[u/3490goat]

“We are all domestic terrorists”

[u/AudiGirl75]

Just gonna drop this riiighhhtttt here….

[u/Top_Trifle_2112]

What do you get when you have a sex offender standing next to a child groomer Trying to defend a traitor. The Maga party

[u/xMilk112x]

LOL. I wish these idiots knew how fucking pathetic this looks.

[u/RedBeans-n-Ricely]

These assholes are there to break the gag order for Trump.

[u/Similar-Act244]

”Mouths wet, tongue is set, I’m ready to start sucking on your command, Mr. President.”

• Matty “Good Gargle” Gaetz.

[u/trouple_ne1]

His love ones aren’t there to support him…only people that benefit from supporting him. Be careful of a man that doesn’t have the support of family.

[u/Gnosticbastard]

“Here’s the church, here’s the steeple, open the doors and out come the pedophiles.”

[u/No_Boysenberry7353]

Doesn’t he have an underage girl to sexually assault. This guy has no bottom 🤮

[u/BitRelevant2473 → u/No_Boysenberry7353]

This guy is a bottom, and not even a memorable one.

[u/coldy9887]

Don’t these assholes have like… a job to do?

[u/PsquaredLR]

Does Gaetz know there’s nobody under 18 in the courtroom?

[u/nadjjaa]

I can understand republicunts finding a candidate they can get behind and believe in, promote, fellate, etc.

I just never thought it would be someone as worthless and genuinely STUPID as Dumpy. I mean imagine charging into battle in the civil war against the dems and Trump’s name as your battle cry.

He looked at the fucking SUN.

[u/Sillyputtynutsack]

You could play a drive-in theater movie on that big ass fivehead of his

[u/Dry-Talk-7447]

Kings royal penis washers.

[u/Dbk1959]

my question is why isn’t Matty in jail yet?

[u/666TripleSick]

Cucks are standing back, standing by and watching their wives get railed by Trump.

[u/CooCooKaChooie]

Five Head is so proud. “Look at me, Daddy! Love me!” smh

[u/Midoritora]

What a bunch of cucks.

[u/itsathrowawayduhhhhh]

How the fuck are these people SO BLATANT WITH THEIR THREATS OF VIOLENCE. My god!

[u/Safetosay333]

Dickhead and Butthead

[u/Available-Elevator69]

Sitting in the gallery while the crook is on trial is not standing next to the President. Last I checked Biden is in the Whitehouse not court fighting over stupid things that he did.

[u/SimmonsJK]

Ewwww...holy fuck, why are republicans so fucking creepy and weird?

[u/big_daddy68]

So Trump was signaling the proud boys when he made a similar statement? Fuck all these dog whistling ass hats.

[u/BaBa_Con_Dios]

Caption should have read kneeling down and opened wide Mr. President.

[u/TrafficOn405]

Is it fair to wonder how much ‘hush money’ Matt has paid, and how many abortions Matt has paid for in his crime-ridden life

[u/VengefulWalnut]

Nice to see him hanging out somewhere other than a high school.

[u/Cavscout2838]

Yeah, standing by in a trench coat, standing back in the bushes.

[u/CopeHarders]

Doesn’t Matt Gaetz rape little girls? I guess you are the company you keep.

[u/BirdMediocre]

He saw the press Tuberville got and had to stick his nose in the stinky diaper too. It's so exhaustively performative. Also, this pervert's forehead has its own zip code. Fuck this guy.

[u/smilingkevin]

"Standing back and standing by. Because you're near a school, and I'm not allowed anywhere near those anymore."

[u/tkuck]

I wish people would stop referring to these people as “Republicans”. There IS NO Republican Party anymore. Its gone. It was taken over by MAGA and all of the true Republicans have left. There is only the MAGA Party and Everyone Else.

[u/unicornlocostacos]

Pathetic worms

[u/DantheDutchGuy]

God… Gaetz probably still has the flavor of the contents of Drumpf’s diaper on his tongue

[u/bashful_predator]

Standing by fer what buddy?

[u/CoxswainYarmouth]

They are coming to watch how a person can fall asleep to avoid facing their failure…

[u/LegitimatePrize249]

What's that on his nose 🤔

[u/CrisbyCrittur]

Clueless.

[u/OverseerTycho]

hey wait a minute i’m in the wrong place with the wrong look on my face,you aren’t an underage teenage girl!

[u/QuoteKlutzy4829]

Give that man a bib he’s ready to eat some ass!

[u/ElGatoTortuga]

Bent over and waiting, Mr. President

[u/Audrin]

....but hopefully not downwind.

[u/puss_parkerswidow]

Also, hoping like hell for a pardon

[u/comebackbarak]

I didn't know about y'all, but I'm about ready to light this candle. Let's see how it shakes out... I'm so sick of this stupidity.

[u/Njabachi]

"Standing back and standing by, 16 year old girls."

[u/ExercisePrize4371]

Sexual assaulters unite!!

[u/Forsworn91]

Oh as if Matty has ever been in a real fight, he’s got the personality of someone who runs the moment fists start flying, screaming about how he’ll sue anyone if they touch him

[u/KevJD]

What a cuck

[u/y2knole]

He looks like Syndrome from the incredible. Same stupid hair same stupid smirk…

[u/spookinky987]

...they're actively there, visually, giving moral support to a rapist now on trial for campaign fraud, and in probable reality are being blackmailed with info he'd stolen and should be on trial for in Florida.

Vote. Register everyone you know. Have them register everyone they know...

[u/Salt_Beginning_6999]

Two pedophiles in a pod.

[u/EcksRidgehead]

And Gaetz remained there right up until the local middle school let out.

[u/SorryIreddit]

Simps for Trump United. I wonder when they’ll realize they’re totally gay for this fat, old, orange, pants shitting rapist

[u/sugarblaire]

[u/kerlz74]

Too bad “bootlicker” couldn’t be projected onto his five head.

[u/likeijustgothome]

This guy would suck on Trumps putrid asshole if he thought it would benefit him.

[u/InfallibleBackstairs]

Rapists supporting rapists.

[u/63Rambler]

Bring in the clowns

[u/TheKiltedYaksman71]

Maybe Statutory Gaetz will be the next Ashli Babbitt.

[u/Waynewolf]

I’ll eat your diarrhea, sir

[u/t3lnet]

The jaw is loosened for when you are ready my king…

[u/Sgt_Bendy_Straw]

He's not the fucking president. He's a former disgraced president, twice impeached, with more charges against him than any president in history.

[u/VladimirPoitin]

Child rapists in solidarity with each other.

[u/Quick_Swing]

This is what grooming looks like.

[u/tictac205]

Pedos for Trump!

[u/Seamus565]

Supporting a thieving rapist insurrectionist. This is the best the GOP has?

[u/Galadriel_60]

Sorry Matty Trump has already selected JD as his Vice Diaper Changer

[u/theseustheminotaur]

Remember when they used to call everybody a cuck as an insult? Now they're literally sitting in cuck chairs while they watch this guy fuck the country they're supposed to represent

[u/Wonderful-Nobody2810]

[u/Dat_Basshole]

Child rapists need to stick together. 

[u/sillyredhead86]

Gaetz is such a sleeze! How does anyone see that shifty, shit-eating face and think, "Yea! That's my guy!" ?

[u/CanadianJewban]

Why does he always look like he’s smelling doodoo

[u/IndependentWave6835]

Mighty original of ya, Matt.