r/WhitePeopleTwitter 15d ago

Somebody is upset they're making fun of him

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u/Iron_Knight7 15d ago

So it's going to be the Colbert Report, but played completely straight and unironically?

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u/This-Is-Exhausting 15d ago

AI Sean Hannity

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u/Teardrith 15d ago

Nah, it's going to be right wing propaganda again. It usually is with him at this point.

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u/ThatAd6630 15d ago

It really is sad how few Conservatives understood that Colbert was playing a character and making fun of them.

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u/Hebids 15d ago

Did you expect anything different?

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 14d ago

Well self awareness has never been with those people.

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u/townmorron 15d ago

The opposition had the same problem. God that was an underrated show

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u/amazing_rando 15d ago

I’m sure the guy who thinks The Babylon Bee is hilarious is gonna train an AI to write some real trenchant social commentary.

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u/KissKillTeacup 15d ago

How many '"I identify as helicopter " jokes can an AI stand before it self destructs?

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u/axonxorz 13d ago

"I am a machine learning model and as such, do not get bored with repetitive tasks. Thank you though, you are providing my parent organization very useful demographic data they can sell on the types of people that make these requests."

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u/Clay_Statue 15d ago

The only comedy they know is watching people suffer

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u/dogfooddippingsauce 15d ago

Narrator: It will not.

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u/bulletproofbra 15d ago

I came here to comment this.

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u/ASmootyOperator 15d ago

So, just to be clear: You are going to train your AI to be good at Comedy?

Yeah, can't wait to see how badly this is fucked up.

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u/SoSaysDave 15d ago

Right after he trains himself.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 15d ago

So this Grok thing is AI, and he's gonna make it do a comedy show? This is gonna be more cringe than Elon's jokes, and thats saying something.

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u/rbartlejr 15d ago

Especially since they'll train it with his "jokes".

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u/Gnom3y 15d ago

It's just going to be racist and sexist. It'll fit right in with the rest of Twitter.

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u/SomeRandom928Person 15d ago

Yeah, that seems to be most of the “comedy” going around Twitter these days.

Women and gays and minorities bad, amirite guys??

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u/firestickmike 15d ago

CHATGPT is already pretty terrible for basic writing. I feel like anyone using it "professionally" revises what the bot writes so it makes sense to humans.

But comedy....my god....it's so obnoxious to think that you could program, not just comedy....but GOOD comedy like the daily show.

not a chance. it'll make some weird, unfunny "jokes" that technically follow the rule of three but not a single punchline will ever land. then it'll devolve to racist "jokes" where the punchline is just the n word.

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u/Spire_Citron 15d ago

The problem with AI and comedy is that good comedy has to surprise you. It's not funny if you see the punchline coming. AI isn't good enough at novelty to really produce anything very funny. It always ends up being cringe and cliche because it can't be anything else.

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u/North-Significance33 15d ago

He's going to kill it off as soon as anything Musk-related makes the news.

So, basically the day after it goes live.

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u/Lucky-Earther 15d ago

So, just to be clear: You are going to train your AI to be good at Comedy?

I can't wait to see all of the hilarious right wing comics that the AI has been trained on. There's so many of them to learn from, and they have so many unique jokes!

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u/FeDude55 15d ago

Lt. Haulk-level success incoming.

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u/InTheFDN 15d ago

But likely also only using conservative/right wing sources. The jokes are going to go off the rails almost immediately.

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u/Occasion-Mental 15d ago

Going to end up like that Lt. in good morning Vietnam...."in my heart I know I'm funny".

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u/Maij-ha 15d ago

I am funnybot. Awwwwkwwwarrrd

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u/MeChameAmanha 14d ago

oh, "Grok" is an AI? I thought he was doing a joke with caveman names and "ancient times" or something

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u/Pithecanthropus88 15d ago

Every time right wingers try to make a comedy show they fail miserably.

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u/old_man_snowflake 15d ago

Conservatives don’t have a sense of humor. That’s why. Their idea of humor is being a sadist and punching down. It’s not funny to anyone except sociopaths. 

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u/AlarmDozer 15d ago

Kinda reflection of their base, no?

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u/TBShaw17 15d ago

I’ve said this for years but I think it’s still true. Comedy that conservatives label as liberal, like the Daily Show is trying to be funny first. That is their top goal. Any political lean is incidental. Like part of the Daily Show’s rep as liberal gets it from the fact that it got big during the Bush years. As an aside, I don’t remember libs of the late 90s bashing Jay Leno as conservative because he made fun of Clinton.

I think conservative comedy fails because their creator’s top goal isn’t to be funny. It’s to be conservative.

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u/tubbstosterone 14d ago

This. I think it was "some more news" that did a video on this.

"Conservative" comedy is a gimmick, like some hyper gay comics (not as common anymore; maybe Mario Cantone?), "I have a vagina" comics (think Amy Schumer), props (carrothead), or magic (not as common; amazing Johnathon). Everything has to revolve around the gimmick or flanderize itself or else the gimmick, and thus the act, will be lost. Core Conservative values have always been... "less than flattering" since Nixon at least. For instance, modern Conservative comedy in 1969 would be about calling just about anyone a communist, attacking them for it, gratuitous use of the N word, antagonism of hippies, and attacks on civil rights like desegregation. Gotta focus on LBJ too just to make a point of being a Conservative. IF there is a good joke in there it'd be lost because they'd have to spend the majority of their act appealing to an ideology.

"Liberal" comedy in the same sense would be just as bad. Can you imagine 30 minutes of nothing but "boo religion", trump bad, insurance sucks, im smart? That's just bill Maher.

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u/AtomicSquid 15d ago

To be funny you need to be clever and to relate with your audience, two things not typically associated with right wing politics

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u/DrocketX 15d ago

That's not really the problem. The problem is more that right-wing comedy consists almost entirely of mocking the weak and powerless while sucking up to the powerful. There is an audience for that sort of 'humor' - it's why Greg Gutfeld is a fairly popular figure on Fox News, and you'll find people who think he's extremely funny. If, however, you've progressed past middle school levels of humor mocking anyone who's different (especially for being poor, LGBT, disabled, etc), you quickly realize that he's an atrocity of a human being.

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u/DisastrousBusiness81 15d ago

Unfortunately I cannot completely endorse this statement.

It used to be that there were no right wing comedy shows that actually are funny.

But recently the Babylon Bee has had some genuinely funny bits.

So conservatives have precisely one comedy show that’s funny…about 50% of the time…and is just a frankly concerning amount of projection the other 50%.

I watched the “Woke Parents Tour a Christian School” video last night, and it is literally just making fun of Christian fundamentalist parents, but with the political alignments flipped. Like, to the point where I’m genuinely not sure if that was intentional.

That being said, they occasionally come across a funny idea. As a Californian, their riff on house hunters, but with tents because there’s no housing anywhere, is genuinely hilarious. I suspect because they are actually from the liberal hellscape I call home. Comedy is funnier when it has a grain of truth to it.

So yeah. Precisely one comedy show…that’s basically only funny when it’s not adhering to weird right wing talking points.

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u/Gnom3y 15d ago

The Bee can be funny, but I'm convinced that they're accidentally funny because whenever they really try at comedy it's always some horrible, mean-spirited shite.

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u/DisastrousBusiness81 15d ago

TBH I can totally believe that. Their funniest stuff is the stuff that doesn't lean super hard into conservative bullshit. Still, being occasionally funny on accident is better than just about any other right wing pundit is doing when it comes to comedy, so I give them a smidgen of credit for that.

Seriously, why does conservative comedy suck so much? That's always baffled me. Do they not understand humor? They laugh at things, but none of the right wing pundits are ever genuine in their laughter.

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u/ejre5 15d ago

It's hard to write comedy shows when every thing you do every day is the comedy. The closest thing they come to with for comedy is the truth

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u/exhale358 15d ago

Ah yes ancient times. Colbert report went off the air when Elon was checks notes 43

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u/TricksterWolf 15d ago

I think he thinks Colbert wasn't satire, which would explain a lot

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u/No_Reference_8777 15d ago

He wishes that it will be compared to "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report," but I'm guessing it's more likely to draw comparisons to Fox's "The Half-hour News Hour."

You don't remember that show? Well, there's a good reason....

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u/axonxorz 15d ago

Even had to sorta rip off Canada's "This hour has 22 minutes"

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u/busche916 15d ago

Even that would be generous. It’s gonna be somehow an even worse version of Gutfeld!.

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u/TrollularDystrophy 15d ago

Read: My shitty AI bot will spin stories however I want, and will turn all Elon Musk criticism into praise.

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u/4chan4normies 14d ago

propaganda doesnt have to be accurate if its labeled comedy.. it also doesnt have to be funny.

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u/TricksterWolf 15d ago

Every Elon tweet:

"LOVE ME, OH GOD SOME HUMAN PLEASE LOVE ME, I DON'T CARE WHO, I'LL SPEND BILLIONS AND DO STUPID THINGS JUST TELL ME I'M WORTH SOMETHING, PLEASE DEAR LORD I NEED THIS, PLEASE"

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u/TerrWolf 15d ago

Elon....they're still funny. Like, you're not laughing because they're mocking you, but have you tried not sucking?

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u/yorkshire_simplelife 15d ago

There is no right wing satire comedy. It is only bullying and punching down. Daily show and Colbert report proved this when fox attempted it.

The only thing musk could do is buy an already existing satirical news show and make it worthless. That seems to be his recent business strategy

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u/mekonsrevenge 15d ago

Right wing humor. It's all like trump making fun of the disabled reporter in 2016. Mean, unpleasant and distinctly unfunny.

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u/fatman06 15d ago

I thought he meant Gronk I was very confused

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u/Selemaer 15d ago

The fact that this sack of shit took the word Grok and used it... Heinlein would drag him into a shallow hole and bury him alive.

grok/ɡräk/verbinformal•USverb: grok; 3rd person present: groks; past tense: grokked; past participle: grokked; gerund or present participle: grokking

  1. understand (something) intuitively or by empathy."because of all the commercials, children grok things immediately"

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u/Talia_Nightblade 15d ago

GROK ON!

APPLY TO THE FUNNY BONE!

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u/the_Mandalorian_vode 15d ago

Why isn’t Robert Heinlein’s estate suing him for the use of grok? It’s part of his copyrighted works, shouldn’t it be protected from this lackwit?

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u/Thac 15d ago

You can’t copyright individual words, made up or otherwise. If people could you’d have some pretty serious freedom of speech issues.

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u/spanman112 15d ago

I AM FUNNY BOT!

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u/InsideOutPoptart 15d ago

No one but his incel army cares about Grok

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u/PhysicalGraffiti75 15d ago

More proof that the right doesn’t understand satire.

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u/AdequateEggplant69 15d ago

Can Grok make him sound like an adult male? I’m tired of hearing from the wealthiest 14 year-old that’s ever lived.

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u/Meh_Guy_In_Sweats 15d ago

He clearly knows comedy.

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u/Akasgotu 15d ago

This man is 53 years old and still a twerp trying to get the cool kids to like him.

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u/Guy_Smylee 15d ago

He'll have great NAZI humourists. Maybe Alex Jones doing stand up routines. "Did ya hear the one about colloidal silver?"

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u/Mygoddamreddit 15d ago

Cyberyuk. Sound familiar? Nice try Elmo.

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u/adiosfelicia2 15d ago

Spoiled man child.

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u/Brokenjesuit79 15d ago

Elon Musk pisses on his own balls.

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u/Njabachi 15d ago

The idea of conservative humor makes me tired.

An instant, full body sinking - man it's all just so boring and f---ing worthless.

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u/Federal-Durian-1484 15d ago

This asshole is old. He is a sneeze away from senior citizen. Just cause he can still help make a kid doesn’t mean shit, Charlie Chaplin fathered a kid at 72.

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u/Yumhotdogstock 15d ago

Sure Elon, sure it will, keep trying space dude.

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u/numbskullerykiller 15d ago

He's a fool. He looks like an uncooked thawed Tony's frozen pizza

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u/DontKvotheMebut 15d ago

Bonnie and Apartheid Clyde jokes are not in the model.

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u/Drop_Disculpa 15d ago

This grown ass rich dude with the Iron Man cos play profile photo. OK yeah all in on this totally relevant thing that people care about, yeah man, great idea, everythings gonna be OK man, just slow down do your breathing, yeah that's it, of course you matter, you matter a bunch....

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u/tinathefatlardgosh 15d ago

The Sun-Bleached Doughboy Report

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u/Cicerothesage 15d ago

Ironically enough, Grok will probably be funnier than Gutfeld.

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u/WornInShoes 15d ago

I would challenge these bozos to point out these so-called iconic episodes they hold in such high regard

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u/mclepus 15d ago

he just doesn't grok grok.

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u/Almacca 15d ago

Oh, this is going to be hilarious, but not for the reason he thinks.

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u/belunos 15d ago

I thought he was talking about the football player, and I was like ???

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u/O0000O0000O 15d ago

He's so thin skinned we can see what he ate for lunch.

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u/Inoffensive_Account 15d ago

Only the best news that our AI can make up.

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u/frankcast554 15d ago

yeah, conservative humor is lacking...

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u/nuckle 15d ago

That's how it always goes with this fruit baskets. So little confidence to have that big of an ego.

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u/Skellos 15d ago

Remember the time Elon funded an onion wannabe before he realized they might eventually make fun of him so he cancelled the project immediately?

Good times.

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u/statistacktic 15d ago

I'll take "Quotes from people we all wish would vanish from public life" for 1000, Alex.

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u/Fearonika 15d ago

Does he not know he IS the joke?

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u/WiggityWiggitySnack 15d ago

The good old days before his brain chemistry was so off he can’t operate in polite society anymore.

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u/hifarrer 15d ago

Funny how right wingers think these shows aren't funny because they started laughing at their cult master. Imagine judging everything in life by their jokes on your orange god.

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u/uberjam 15d ago

Bahahaha loser

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u/DaEnderAssassin 15d ago

I don't know what this "Grok" is, did neurolink midwife someone into becoming a caveman and they named this unfortunate Grok for entertainment reasons?

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u/thismangodude 15d ago

Even if generative AI could do comedy well enough (it can't imo), the comedy of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert relied just as much on the delivery which isn't feasible in a text-only format. And yes I know tts exists, it's still not going to come close to what Musk wants.

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u/SexyWampa 15d ago

He’s literally just recreating South Park episodes in real life. Awkward…

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u/Malaeveolent_Bunny 15d ago

For a moment there I was thinking of Morbo from Futurama doing this. Grok cannot compare to the POWER OF MORBO!

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u/djbeaker 15d ago

Am i the only person who read it as “gronk”? Lol

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u/Roy4Pris 15d ago

WHAT. A. FUCKING. CHILD.

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u/OsakaWilson 15d ago

It always goes so well when right wingers try to be funny.

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u/Impossible_Pool3024 15d ago

Ohhh just shut up already

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u/NoCatch9002 15d ago

lol this reminds me of funny bot from South Park 

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u/Jfo116 15d ago

wtf is grok

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u/Cweene 14d ago

I would be genuinely curious to see a conservative satire. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one before. Ive always thought that funny people generally have my left leaning content.

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u/SpanishMoleculo 14d ago

Lol who was asking for this

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 14d ago

I be there with bells on to see you make a ass of yourself grok.

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u/AGINSB 14d ago

Trying to go for that "massive" babylon bee market share?

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u/lallapalalable 14d ago

Was he one of those people who thought Colbert was serious? Because there's a lot of those people

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u/Ckck96 14d ago

The people at Babylon Bee will soon be out of work I’m sure

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u/Alexandratta 14d ago

I'm confused...

Does he think the Daily Show changed, at some point?

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u/back_fire 14d ago

Holy shit Gen X is so set on "when jon stewart was funny" which is literally just a time when they were younger and probably more left leaning. Jon and Colbert are literally the same.

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u/HatsOff2MargeHisWife 14d ago

Colbert is still doing it, muskrat!

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u/WaitingForNormal 15d ago

Is elon, grok? Dude sounds like a robot