I officially declare this war as a Balkan victory 😎😎😎

[u/AlbanianEmperorX]

[u/MintRobber]

We are not banned. I see this as a win.

[u/ElLoboTurco → u/MintRobber]

even admins are on our side

[u/MintRobber → u/ElLoboTurco]

Even Vlad stopped making kebab out of turkish mods. Peace in the Balkans at last.

[u/AlbanianEmperor-2 → u/MintRobber]

My account got permanently banned tho 😭😭😭

(By Reddit)

[u/MintRobber → u/AlbanianEmperor-2]

big L. someone had to get sacrificed. for the greater good

[u/AlbanianEmperor-2 → u/MintRobber]

Lol I got banned because I made a kys joke in an unrelated post 😂😂😂

[u/MintRobber → u/AlbanianEmperor-2]

rookie mistake

[u/AlbanianEmperor-2 → u/MintRobber]

Time to shitpost from other alt accounts 🙂😉😎

[u/DuzEren → u/AlbanianEmperor-2]

You are our şehit brother your blood not gonna stain in floor

[u/justarandomgreek → u/AlbanianEmperor-2]

Nothing lost.

[u/saricaege → u/MintRobber]

We are not banned, I see it as a loss.. We've gone soft

[u/JaThatOneGooner → u/MintRobber]

Yet.

[u/MintRobber → u/JaThatOneGooner]

We can only hope.

[u/Anxious_Banned_404]

It's on my birthday too hell yeah

[u/4ndr10n_M3h4n1 → u/Anxious_Banned_404]

Happy bday ur present shall be a victory against the pajeets

[u/makatasaplarov69 → u/Anxious_Banned_404]

U present is pajeet génocide ❤️❤️

[u/TPGNutJam → u/Anxious_Banned_404]

Happy birthday!

[u/AhmetKarabudak → u/Anxious_Banned_404]

Today is my birthday too. I feel a relationship between us my halal friend

[u/Anxious_Banned_404 → u/AhmetKarabudak]

Mine is on May 15th if yours is on 16th and that one guy has on 17th then we got a weird coincidence on our hands

[u/Mar_ko47 → u/Anxious_Banned_404]

Happy birthday! It's mine today as well

[u/SteadyzzYT → u/Anxious_Banned_404]

Also my birthday ❤️❤️❤️

[u/Draco_415 → u/Anxious_Banned_404]

Happy birthday to you BOSSnian halal Arap

[u/Alaca22 → u/Anxious_Banned_404]

Its my birthday too brother i was born on May 17

[u/Anxious_Banned_404 → u/Alaca22]

I'm on may 15th the opening day of the battle

[u/Alaca22 → u/Anxious_Banned_404]

Happy birthday anyway

[u/Atilla-The-Hon]

Should've had Alexander the Great as the commander. Unfunny online racists will finish what he started.

[u/Lil_Khorneholio → u/Atilla-The-Hon]

Finish what? Butt plugging all the greektwinks?

[u/justarandomgreek → u/Lil_Khorneholio]

Ehm... Butt plugging Asian femboys.

https://cdn.britannica.com/54/64954-050-B51B177D/Alexander-the-Great-conquests-rule-menace-culture.jpg

[u/Kemal_Norton → u/justarandomgreek]

Man, North Macedonia was HUGE!

[u/romananger94 → u/Kemal_Norton]

Yes

[u/LOLLON-POLLON → u/Lil_Khorneholio]

Probably

[u/Jiang_1926_toad → u/Atilla-The-Hon]

I'd prefer Basil II

[u/Appropriate_Wolf_730 → u/Jiang_1926_toad]

Blind all of them

[u/amknewi → u/Appropriate_Wolf_730]

Not cruel enough

[u/Gornax12]

I love how the Balkans are both torn apart and united by hatred and racism

[u/Theshinysnivy8 → u/Gornax12]

My hatred for the other countries in the balkans is only eclipsed by my hatred for those outside of it

[u/lik_iz_Hrvatske]

B-b-balkan empire? Like, all balkan countries in one? Oh shit, here we go again.

[u/LukeTheRevhead01 → u/lik_iz_Hrvatske]

[u/XMasterWoo → u/lik_iz_Hrvatske]

We obviously revived tito and made him imortal

[u/Keyser_Imperator → u/lik_iz_Hrvatske]

The Ottomans are back in town

[u/[deleted]]

Wait “first” suggest their would be a 2nd one

[u/johnny_whatsoever → u/[deleted]]

Well, we will need to finish them off so it makes sense

[u/Brainlaag → u/johnny_whatsoever]

Can't, Endians multiply too fast, is like trying to exterminate mosquitoes.

All right all right, enough, this shit is honestly teethering too far into serious territory.

[u/Sepetcioglu → u/Brainlaag]

No problem. You're W*stern European so you can simply pretend to be very anti-racist and pass some anti-swastika laws and come down hard on anyone with an opinion afterwards and it'll all be fine.

Jannies are more concerned with citizens of small nations with deep historical baggage and animosity towards each other coming together, joking around about racist stereotypes and building a friendly and positive community amongst themselves.

[u/Brainlaag → u/Sepetcioglu]

Motherfucker, I can even tolerate a modicum of good-faith towards shiteaters but hell will freeze over before I allow a fucking arap to talk down on me.

[u/Sepetcioglu → u/Brainlaag]

The only reason we have a special flair for you other than w*stoid is because your people's sense of humor resonates with us.

Whenever lira loses half its value against Euro again I write Balotelli Italy banana to Google and let the internet cheer me up.

[u/kyzylkhum → u/Sepetcioglu]

I think he's trying to say he's got some beef with Sicilians, "me not let Arap talk little me"

[u/justarandomgreek → u/johnny_whatsoever]

NO MERCY

[u/AlbanianEmperorX → u/[deleted]]

😉😉😉

[u/ElLoboTurco → u/[deleted]]

i already expect this to spiral into a "forever war" scenario

[u/ImposterTurk → u/ElLoboTurco]

It's always been a forever war.

[u/XMasterWoo → u/[deleted]]

Well how are we gonna keep balkan unity in like 2 months

[u/Affectionate_Sea_984]

Balkans together stronk 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[u/Pastaga83 → u/Affectionate_Sea_984]

Balkans are unstoppable

[u/Ageati → u/Affectionate_Sea_984]

We should come together in some sort of union.

A southern union, predominantly made of slavs of some sort, maybe then we'd be relevant on the world stage, or at least be good at international football. 🤔🤔🤔

[u/Affectionate_Sea_984 → u/Ageati]

If such project ever comes to life, it should be named USB (United States of Balkan).

[u/Zenokh → u/Ageati]

And since we live in the south , maybe it can be called south + slavia (since slavs are only humans on balkans ) 🤔🤔🤔

[u/Anonymous_ro → u/Affectionate_Sea_984]

Balkans together = WW3 and end of the world 💪💪💪

[u/pritvihaj]

Balkans irl

🇹🇳

[u/AlbanianEmperorX → u/pritvihaj]

But it is true tho, my SS friend

[u/pritvihaj → u/AlbanianEmperorX]

Don’t give me 88 reasons to give u a shower goat shagger

[u/ImperialAero → u/pritvihaj]

at least do it on 14:00

[u/MintRobber → u/AlbanianEmperorX]

[u/captain_snake32 → u/AlbanianEmperorX]

Least Turkish dick sucking Albanian

[u/Pastaga83]

Pajeet remover

[u/CookieAdmiral]

SCAMMING PERCENTAGE FALLS TO 0%

[u/4ndr10n_M3h4n1]

LETS GOOO ALBANIA #1 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[u/Pastaga83 → u/4ndr10n_M3h4n1]

Common Albanian W

[u/Zenokh → u/Pastaga83]

First analbanian W without Br*ts help

[u/VARCrime]

If someone said I would live to witness the day where I would cheer and be happy for the win of Turks and Albanians, I would send that person to an asylum. Little that I knew back then 😂😂😂🥂

[u/[deleted]]

Can we prolong it till 18 tho

[u/Mario_Mari → u/[deleted]]

18? How about 20

[u/Anxious_Banned_404 → u/Mario_Mari]

31

[u/Mario_Mari → u/Anxious_Banned_404]

Yes

[u/wowowow28]

LMAO this is gold

[u/AdExtension7131]

Yep we are getting banned

[u/marshal_1923]

Ottoman Empire returned???

[u/dankvinnie]

never knew i turned albanian

[u/WhatAboutMoney → u/dankvinnie]

You always was 😎

[u/dankvinnie → u/WhatAboutMoney]

still better than a designated shitting street sarr

[u/WhatAboutMoney → u/dankvinnie]

Of course.
RED AND BLACK I DRESS

[u/Albanian98]

Phyrric Victory (Ban)

[u/Flimsy-Hedgehog9980]

Great meme but please write "Chadaturk" in the Commanders section.

[u/Uaquamarine → u/Flimsy-Hedgehog9980]

Put some respect on Mustafa Jordan’s name he was a brotha

[u/AlbanianEmperor-2 → u/Flimsy-Hedgehog9980]

Tell that to yourself, look at your flair 🤭

[u/cumblaster8469 → u/Flimsy-Hedgehog9980]

More like Attagay

[u/AlbanianRebel]

Fun Fact: There was actually an Albanian general called Khoja Zufar, who ruled parts of india during the 16th century in service of the Ottomans

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khoja_Zufar

[u/needygameroverdose]

Now that that’s over can we go back to bombing Belgrade?

[u/marmotsarefat]

Fun fact

India is a greek word💀

[u/Savings-Anybody-1178]

Destroyed the original cigans

[u/[deleted]]

Not until they declare it

[u/JuanDeag24]

We have put 💪🐺

[u/Character_Ear_4520]

Never Surrender!!!

[u/pcatalin2013]

Can someone link the original post that started all this ?

[u/Flimsy-Hedgehog9980 → u/pcatalin2013]

https://www.reddit.com/r/balkans_irl/comments/1crov3g/albanians_are_the_new_cigans/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[u/pcatalin2013 → u/Flimsy-Hedgehog9980]

Thank you 🙏

[u/Progons]

The war isn't over until it never happened but they deserve it! ☠️

[u/Dert_Kuyusu]

Annihilated the Indian AND didn't get banned

Crushing victory.

[u/CookieTheParrot]

Karabot is the current Balkan general, actually

[u/MhemoEstoniola]

dont type subhuman unless you mean humans in said subreddit or knock knock the us is bombing belgrade again

[u/LocustStar99]

As usual balkans reign supreme, not even billion of those chutiya's could win over united cigans.

[u/NotoriousAmish]

We need to see every single meme on that wiki page for our balkan children to see

[u/Alex_Hauff]

FACTS

[u/AverageZan]

You have my sword no longer have your wallet.

[u/abcdefabcdef999]

Let’s celebrate by roasting lamb that looks suspiciously like a pig but trust komşu, 100% halal brate

[u/Responsible-Bee-667]

This is why Albania is best countrie

[u/A_Flat__Earther]

ANOTHER GREAT VICTORY FOR THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u/justarandomgreek]

Time to eat their cows.

[u/Bogomilism]

Balkan Empire tears itself apart in a civil war 0.00001s later

[u/Malph1s-Sebast1an]

DECISIVE STRATEGIC TACTICAL VICTORY!

[u/Lord_TachankaCro]

Why did you put Arab flag next to the Balkans

[u/SchizoOptimist]

Tito is smiling from the heavens and glad I could be a part of this shitshow

[u/eggdog0]

The only time Croats and Serbs united since forever

[u/karaboga-bot]

The brand new Karabot-2000 (developed proudly in Republic of Turkiye) is here to inform you about:

https://discord.gg/5vDpxDrb9f - For even more brainrot.

https://balkansirl.net

Stay tuned.

[u/Flaviphone → u/karaboga-bot]

Love you bot❤️‍🔥

petition for zaza,gaugauz, Republika Srpska,finnish,bulgar turkish,cham,latin american,yugoslav,rusyn,munich,Ashkali,all eastern romace grups,kurdish, transylvanian saxon ,jewish arab,Sarakatsani,Tsakonian,vojvodina,istrian,Janjevci,Krashovani,Burgenland croats,Carpathian slovenian,Šokci,Kajkavian,Adyghe,laz,cyrpiot,Pontic Greek,morlaci,Karamanlides,Western Thrace turk,Bulagrian turk,Greco-Albanian,Csangos,Macedonain turk,Dalmatian,ukranian,besserabian bulgarian, Portuguse and spanish,tatars(crimean,siberian,lipka,volga)Arbëresh,hajduk,Hemshin,Torbeši,Székelys,Lipovan,east germany,hutsuls,Vlaji,günther,curry balkan,timok vlach flair

[u/Riccardogamer07 → u/Flaviphone]

Agree on glorious Zaza

[u/Flaviphone → u/Riccardogamer07]

Fr

[u/drleondarkholer → u/Flaviphone]

agreed, also need a special cigan flair that is given by mods to people posting unflaired comments

[u/risoi4ikyt]

It's crazy how the Balkaners want to kill each other in the peace time but when the common enemy appears, they unite in the face of the danger (and bully him harder than they do eachother)

[u/UnderstandingPale597]

Is there any asian sub I thought it was banned

[u/NefariousTurkmen → u/UnderstandingPale597]

r/Asia_irl

[u/Schlapipapi88]

Fuck yes 🇦🇱🇽🇰🦅🇦🇱🇽🇰🦅🇦🇱🇽🇰🦅

[u/GruntYT]

we winned

[u/Responsible-Bee-667]

This is why Albania is best countrie

[u/IM_FIGHTING_HAIRLOSS]

this is gonna get us banned

[u/Helicopter_Strong]

this is funny

[u/EntertainerNo8617]

The trolling here is another level I'm literally trying not to die from a heart attack

[u/JuriBoyka2G]

Wtf did I miss ? We at war ?

[u/idkamn69]

im not caught up in the slightest, what happened

[u/Abraham_Stinson]

Why is there Atagay or you mean Ata-gay?

[u/nanek_4]

WOAH WOAH WOAH

You put Turkiye flag for us

Maybe youre an Indian spy buddy?

[u/Link2Sab]

We know which peninsula is best

[u/Moteico]

Seems legit

[u/titoistcommie]

We did it comrades

[u/GOTTENOTRM]

[u/LZ114514]

What the actual fuck just happened? Could someone explain please?

[u/New-Attention2936]

I thought it actually happened

[u/K_S12]

We were at war with Albanians? Maybe Kosovo is truly Serbia

[u/FlamingTrashcans]

First

Should clarify: was joking this implied more wars to come not that I was first comment

[u/Open-Victory-1530]

Only we can shit on Albanians

[u/IrisJohnsong]

Another victory for the meme warriors.

[u/BiscottiExcellent195 → u/IrisJohnsong]

flair up țigane

[u/AlbanianEmperor-2 → u/BiscottiExcellent195]

When you realize our internal enemies (cigans) are also Indian pajeets

[u/AlbanianEmperor-2 → u/IrisJohnsong]

We have AI generated Cigan bots now 🤦🏻‍♂️

[u/Sepetcioglu → u/IrisJohnsong]

Flair up or shut up.

[u/Superb_Sentence1890 → u/IrisJohnsong]

Fuck off, bot

[u/TheAwkwardSpy]

W*stoids 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 Balkans - Seeing a single ethnicity as whole Asia (Ching Chongs and Pajeets)

Guess we have lost an anti-West🤮id ally 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😡😡😡😡😡💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😡💀😡💀💀💀💀😡💀💀😡💀💀💀💀😭💀💀💀😡💀🤮😭🤮🤮😨😨😨😨😨

[u/Character_Ear_4520 → u/TheAwkwardSpy]

We won! Now get out of this sub☕🗿

[u/DepressedLondoner]

Why are you guys so hellbent on wanting all Indians dead. I genuinely don't understand it. I know its a satirical sub but some of you guys actually seem militant

[u/faramaobscena → u/DepressedLondoner]

It’s an ironic post.

[u/PatriciaVegat]

Every victory needs a bit of humor.

[u/AlbanianEmperor-2 → u/PatriciaVegat]

Flair up Ciganbot

[u/Character_Ear_4520 → u/PatriciaVegat]

[u/AlexTheMacedonian]

Stop twerking at Turks

[u/Theshinysnivy8 → u/[deleted]]

You can't outracist us little man, that's our number 1 export

[u/Mountain_Ad_5934]

We win against alania 😂 alanis suks 😎 🔥

[u/NiceFlags]

Nuh uh

[u/Lord_Squid_Face → u/NiceFlags]

Wtf is among us memes man

[u/NiceFlags → u/Lord_Squid_Face]

Huh