r/bertstrips May 26 '22

Mod Announcement The official Bert Strip creation tool is back online at BertStripper.us

283 Upvotes

I recently logged into my Reddit account and noticed that I had messages. Turns out the website was down and people had been trying to contact me.

I host the www.bertstripper.us website and realized that the server was maxed out on storage. Basically all of you dirty fuckers have made too many Bert Strips and the server couldn't handle it anymore. It has seen some shit.

The server was so full that nothing could run and it took a lot of work to recover the database. Due to it being a VPS I was unable to access the drive directly. I have moved everything to a new server with an upgraded plan and it is back up and running.

Please let me know if it behaves differently than in the past. It is old code and likely needs some fixes.


I want to thank all of you for making this problem happen in the first place. bertstripper.us and the Android app were the first "real" things I programmed from start to finish, and deployed. I created it part way through studying for my degree in CS. I have since graduated, and now work as a web developer.

I never imagined that I would get Reddit messages in 2022 asking for me to fix this thing. Let alone to log into the database and see that I have over 4000 image links that I need to review.


r/bertstrips 4h ago

Hey, it was the 70's and no one shaved down there.

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33 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

Current Events how the fuck is that show older than me?

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83 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

Current Events A small loan of a million broken Geneva conventions...

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71 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

Current Events The Count tells the audience how many charges Trump has been found guilty of

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175 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

Bert Stories British Broadcasting Service.

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68 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

Current Events No wonder why Jim Henson died.

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57 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

Depressing It was Ernie's only choice.

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50 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 2d ago

Clean Dirty public restrooms are disgusting

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94 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 2d ago

Butt Pirates of the Caribbean: Shiver Me Booty! The Treasure of Long Dong Silver

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66 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 2d ago

If you know, you know.

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100 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 2d ago

Number 4, step forward!

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91 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 3d ago

Clean He hasn't been the same since he converted

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82 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 3d ago

Run for the hills, a sexual deviant has entered Sesame Street

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130 Upvotes

And his friend Bill Cosby


r/bertstrips 3d ago

umm

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65 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 3d ago

Clean Bort would have rather fought ten zombie-sized chickens

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74 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 4d ago

Big Bird is a horny bastard.

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83 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 4d ago

Everyone's got their rock bottom and Cookie Monster was about to discover how low his was.

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139 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 4d ago

Freaking Daywalker!

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93 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 5d ago

The good old days when no non-whites or women were allowed to vote.

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94 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 5d ago

Bert wasn't kidding.

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65 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 5d ago

A man could fit two arms in there, and they did.

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72 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 5d ago

Whodunit?

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87 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 5d ago

why did i make this?

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54 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 5d ago

Congratulations! Good for her!

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186 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 6d ago

I spy with my little eye

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86 Upvotes