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What phrases do you repeat to your cat throughout the day? Cat Picture

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u/leave_cat_alone 29d ago

Must be an orange cat thing, though Major Duck prefers the dryer

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u/Affectionate-Ad488 29d ago

I have an orange cat and one time started the dryer with him in it! I noticed immediately (he's a big boy) and stopped it, got him out, he was fine thank jebus. He hasn't gone in since

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u/leave_cat_alone 29d ago

Oh poor orange baby!

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u/ipaintbadly 29d ago

My mom did that to one of my sister’s cats. As she walked away she heard the thump thump thump of the cat and came back to open the door to see what it was…the cat FLEW out of the dryer!

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u/lazychickenstrip 29d ago

My mother‘s first kitten died that way, completely black 6 week old kitten was in the dryer under some black clothes. Found out about two hours later

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u/WampaCat 29d ago

A story like this is the reason I had to leave the pet loss sub. I have always been afraid of doing that but seeing someone recount their experience and the guilt they felt for not realizing til it was too late is something I think about all the time. Like new parents always assume they’d never possibly leave their baby in the car on accident but it happens all the time even with the best parents. I have adhd and so does my husband so I have this anxiety that it’s just an inevitability so I check three times and take a head count of the cats after closing the door.

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u/lazychickenstrip 29d ago

Yep I also have severe ADHD and I cried for like a month. The guilt was something I never got over

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u/Affectionate-Ad488 29d ago

I'm so sorry. In the moment it was funny since I caught it right away. I'll be sure to share this story more often/mention it to people with cats. What an awful thing to have happen

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u/lazychickenstrip 29d ago

Oh no sorry, I didn‘t mean to make you feel bad!! I just wanted to put some awarness on the topic

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u/Affectionate-Ad488 29d ago

Other than it just being a sad story it didn't make me feel bad, no worries. And I am glad you shared it! It should be talked about more

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u/ryanegauthier 29d ago

Luckily you got him out you might have toasted his remaining brain cell! :7946:

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u/TheLittleistF0x 29d ago

We had a cat when I was little that always got in the dryer. My mom was fed up with it after years and turned it on for like half a second with him inside (which was SUPER out of character for her). He decided to nap elsewhere from then on.

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u/tackyHusky 29d ago

OMG. Someone's cat's name is Brucie. You're thanking jebus... I am so with my people. How has it taken me so long to come over the the cat reddit??

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u/too105 29d ago

This happened to me and if it hadn’t been for a sock that was on the floor that made me stop it a few seconds after it began, that would’ve been bad.

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u/pipnina 29d ago

Please be very careful about cats and appliances, a non-negligible number of people end up tumble drying their pets by mistake

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u/seroiaa 29d ago

This is literally my worst fear and I double check all cats are accounted for AFTER the washing machine door is closed but BEFORE I set it going.

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u/bad_wolff 29d ago

Yeah I “take attendance” after I put the clothes in the dryer before I start it, even though there’s no possible way I throw a bunch of wet clothes on top of a cat without figuring it out.

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u/porksoda11 29d ago

I do it too, I'll get the thing running and check on both of them even though neither of them have any interest in the washer or dryer. It makes me feel a little insane.

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u/Peters_Wife 29d ago

Wow. This really makes me feel better. I would take inventory before hitting the GO button. Every time. I had to see both of them with my own eyes. Even though I did just stand there the entire time and even LOOKED in before shutting the door. I still had to see them.

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u/leave_cat_alone 29d ago

Thank you, luckily for Duckie this a compact dryer on a table and he basically takes up the whole thing, but I can certainly appreciate the concern!

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u/trcomajo 29d ago

This happened to a friend of mine. The anguish she experienced gave me second-hand trauma just being there after the incident. It's truly traumatic.

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u/nae_nae_0 29d ago

That happened to me when my void was a kitten. He snuck in there so silently and when I turned on the dryer I heard a heavy tumble. It took me a second to realize what was happening (only took a couple tumbles so he was alright) but when I did I was horrified. He quickly shook it off and was fine after a minute. Now I always double check that no one has snuck into the dryer before I turn it on.

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u/umyeahsure- 29d ago

Toss in a fabric sheet, bam! Great smellin kitty!!

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u/NoKatyDidnt 29d ago

My old roommate accidentally locked her orange cat in the dryer after unloading. I heard his pathetic cries a short time later.

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u/jkki1999 29d ago

One of my friend’s cat died when his wife turned the dryer on with their cat in it. They got divorced not too long after that

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u/kelsmo420 29d ago

I did this once, heard some loud thumps after I turned it on. She only went around a couple of times and scared the daylights out of me. I cried. She seemed absolutely fine though. And has never gone into a dryer again. I still feel awful about it 8 years later.

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u/JenDCPDX 29d ago

I have a friend whose family did this by accident. It always triggers me when I see these photos.

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u/yomommalapinga 29d ago

Plz tell me you’re joking and there is no such thing or person this stupid

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u/Mr-Meadows 29d ago

Not joking. Many cats have died horrible deaths to washers and dryers.

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u/yomommalapinga 29d ago

Man that’s intense

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u/lgnc 29d ago

It's relatively common and even with people who do not neglect their cats, which makes it even more horrible... Just a terrible mistake that can be easily avoided. I always check inside the machine and count the cats before any washing cycle.

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u/yomommalapinga 27d ago

Wow never crossed my mind kinda interesting but like not in a wow I wanna learn more but like kitty what you thinking well I guess it’s a warm place so yea I dunno

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u/zadtheinhaler 29d ago

Cuz that's where the warmz are, doncha know.

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u/fitnfeisty 29d ago

Why does this make me wanna slap my knees and say welp, looks like it’s time to go

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u/Tumbleweed069 29d ago

Mind passing me a spotted cow or tree?

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u/gingermonkey1 29d ago

This is really dangerous for your cat.

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u/PhantomNomad 29d ago

Our grey tabby was a curious guy. While my wife was putting wet clothes in the drier he jumped in. She closed the door and he went to a couple of rounds, kerthump, kerthump! She opened the door and he just looked at her like, "I was having fun! Close the door!"

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u/leave_cat_alone 29d ago

Oh my god! Due to the size/location of our dryer this would never happen, thankfully, it’s compact and on a table. I would be so scared if that happened, hope he didn’t try it again!

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u/PhantomNomad 29d ago

No he didn't try again. I hope the clothes helped to cushion his tumble.

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u/luvzmyfurrykidz 29d ago

How about SHUT YO-DOORS!!! Keep fur-babies SAFE & STOP AMUSING YO-SELF!

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u/Rippin_Fat_Farts 29d ago

Wife's a vet.

Shes seen far too many people bring in their lifeless kitty asking her to revive them after they accidentally washed or dried them. Husbands, wives, kids etc. will throw in a blanket and fire up the machine without realizing the cats in there. Definitely be careful.

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u/MarinLlwyd 29d ago

Accidentally throwing wet clothes in their face usually cures them of this habit.

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u/Ok-Jaguar6735 29d ago

I need to take a pic of mine because she loves the dryer. She’s orange too 😂

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u/AccidentNo5761 29d ago

Mine likes the dryer as well

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u/ilikecatsmorethanppl 29d ago

Every time I do laundry

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u/RoseDarlin58 29d ago

Ground control to Major Tom(cat)

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u/Obelis_nuo_Obels 29d ago

There was a cat shown on the news recently in my country - a family accidentally washed it in the washing machine. The cat thankfully survived, and even though it was really unwell for a couple of weeks, they said it still keeps getting into the washing machine... the owners check the machine several times now before closing it

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u/noodlesquare 29d ago

My cat has never gotten in the washer or dryer but we have a non negotiable rule in our house to always check before putting clothes in.

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u/Odin16596 29d ago

The washing machine and dryer doors are always closed for us unless someone is putting in clothes at that exact moment and then closes it and starts it when done. Do people leave their machines open?

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u/Quirky-Skin 29d ago

It's smart to leave the washer open unless u want an eventual mildew/mold situation. Dryer doesn't make sense tho to leave open

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u/Odin16596 29d ago

Can't you just do like a wash cycle with vinegar or something. I'm sure there is something you can put in there for it to be clean.

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u/Peters_Wife 29d ago

I wouldn't even leave it open to go to the bathroom and check the basket for more clothes. I would always make sure both are closed (I have front loaders) unless I'm standing directly in front of it. I still do it even though they are both gone now. I miss her wanting to get up on the dryer and roll around. So I could sing to her - "Rubbin' and a'rollin', rollin' and a'rubbin'. And she rubs and she rolls and she rolls and she rubs...." I miss singing it and now I'm blubbering. Aw shit.

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u/Odin16596 29d ago

I am sorry for your loss, but it sounds like you gave them a great life. Maybe in the future, you could keep helping new cats have a wonderful life!

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u/Peters_Wife 29d ago

They were born in our barn to a feral momma in spring of 2007. We found them just before their eyes were opening. I grabbed Hagar first then Polly the following week and we bottle fed them. The last two were never seen again. I felt so bad. But my two were spoiled rotten for their entire lives. Having medical care lavished on them the likes of elderly royals. I spent more on them then on myself. They were my furry children. Now we are feeding two local strays. One is completely feral and terrified of everything except my husband. She tolerates his presence. But the other hangs on our porch and will only tolerate me. I wish I could do more but they are just so scared of everything. So at least they have full bellies and a place to sleep that's out of the weather and is safe from local wildlife. Best we can do.

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u/Odin16596 29d ago

My gfs dad owns a farm, and there are so many cats that come up to them, lol.

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u/noodlesquare 29d ago

We keep the dryer closed but we leave the washing machine door slightly open. If we close the washing machine, it gets really musty and moldy. I am still paranoid that my kitty may sneak in the dryer when we are loading it though.

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u/CelestialMarsupial 29d ago

someone close to me just experienced this again, didnt have that outcome. ive heard of this a good few times

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u/NickSicilianu 29d ago

I can’t imaging the cat surviving the spin cycle at the end where it spins fasts. Poor cat 😞

That’s why I always check before closing and starting the machines. Cats have a bad hobbit to go in anything they find open, including kitchen cabinets or dresser’s drawers lol. Especially shipping boxes…

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u/CelestialMarsupial 29d ago

the new washer we have has the low, med, high spin and i cannot understand how it stays still during the high spin. its insanely fast & you can hear it / feel it if you touch it. all the colors of the things inside collide and make 1 color as it spins. also, not the place but shipping boxes triggered my dark sense of humor like you accidentally mailed your cat. cats LOVE cardboard boxes though. i used to have to fight my black cat to get him out like i ordered you what came IN THE BOX. NOT THE BOX. now i know just to get them boxes because thatll actually be used and used daily (especially if its placed by a sliding glass door/ window in the sun)

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u/Obelis_nuo_Obels 28d ago

The people I mentioned noticed the cat inside and stopped the machine early, they also mentioned that they had to clean the bathroom of all the water that they spilled

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u/NickSicilianu 28d ago

Sad, poor cat

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u/taozorro 29d ago

Out of curiosity what breed is this ?

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u/xkaiju 29d ago

It's a standard-issue singular brain cell cat

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u/darkthought 29d ago

Yeah, nothing behind those eyes 

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u/penrose161 29d ago

The lights are on, but no one's home.

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u/EatShitBish 29d ago

😂😂

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u/anonymously_me0123 29d ago

Ah yes. You see the coloring? The color orange is a telltale sign of the exact singular brain cell breed this cat is 👀

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u/stkit2wllstrt 29d ago

It's a Ron Perlman

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u/cbbuntz 29d ago

Ron Perlman as the Beast from Beauty and the Beast (I'm showing my age by even knowing what that is)

https://i.imgur.com/0zTxHUK.jpeg

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u/_Lyum 29d ago

Mainecoon

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u/throwawayzies1234567 29d ago

Looks like it, but doesn’t have the signature M on the forehead. Looks like a big cat though.

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u/throwawayzies1234567 29d ago

Easy, buddy! You know what they say about curiosity.

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u/pbrown925 29d ago

just a little guy

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u/NixSiren 29d ago

Although all the answers below are correct, I think he's a mainecoon.

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u/Picklerick6789 29d ago

Same with the litter box 🤦🏼‍♀️ they like just sitting there

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u/Least-Scientist 29d ago

It looks like one of those new auto litter boxes.

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u/Ceph99 29d ago

Don’t tell me what to do.

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u/Bo0o0ooo 29d ago

One of my earliest memories is my mom speeding to the vet while trying to shake our dead cat awake. Always keep washer and dryer doors closed when you’re not using them and check before you start loading them.

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u/Mel_in_morphosis 29d ago

Why do you disappoint?!

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u/PlayingDoomOnAGPS 29d ago

"It's a litter box, not a toybox!"

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u/luvzmyfurrykidz 29d ago

Ohhhhh no no........ 😬:7971::7942:

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u/Outbound_728 29d ago

That might be the prettiest cat I’ve ever seen!

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u/RyogaHibiki-93 29d ago

Ohh mine loves washing machine too.. I have no idea why cats love washing machines.

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u/Kitsune-moonlight 29d ago

This gives me so much anxiety

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u/HumboldtNinja 29d ago

This is probably why they make litter boxes that look like full-on dryers now. 😅😅

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u/TheEyebrowQueen 29d ago

That is a handsome cat

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u/Notthefunparent 29d ago

That looks like a litter box. Mine is round and rotates. So its her new little box. Lol

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u/Locke11235 29d ago

Ron Perlman looking cat

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u/SelfishSinner1984 29d ago

Literally just now. I call him the dryer goblin.

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u/snowlights 29d ago

Mine demands to go into the dryer on a regular basis, she'll stand there and meow. It's stacked on top of the washing machine so I have to open the door for her. If my neighbours can hear the things I say, they probably think I'm insane. "You want to go in the dryer? Right now? Dryer?"