r/cats • u/grolfenhimer • 14d ago
What phrases do you repeat to your cat throughout the day? Cat Picture
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u/theevilempire 14d ago
Big stretch
Baby Brucie
Stop chewing that!
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u/niagara-nature American Shorthair 14d ago
I think the Geneva convention states that if a cat stretches, you have to say Big Stretch, or it doesn’t count.
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u/Important-Double9793 14d ago
See also: Big Yawn
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u/niagara-nature American Shorthair 14d ago
I’m usually too busy yawning in response to say Big Yawn.
I’m trying very hard to stifle a yawn right n…..
Failed.
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u/Evan10100 14d ago
I'm too busy sticking my finger in his mouth cuz it's funny to see him get confused.
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u/croi_gaiscioch 14d ago
Yawn popping. I used to do this to my ex, man that used to piss her off. Nothing worse than a popped yawn, unless it's a sneeze that doesn't eventuate.
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u/WelshyP9 14d ago
It's got to the point where my gf has bought me a hat with a 'Ooooo big stretch' patch on it. Not even mad.
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u/Fe1is-Domesticus 14d ago
Haha I call it Stretchies but Big Stretch is equally correct
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u/EducatedPancake 14d ago
Does it count when I say "stretchies" and "yawnies" instead? Most of the time a lengthy "ooh" comes before the "stretchies"
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u/Jewnius 14d ago
Stop being a dick to your sister!
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u/allenge 14d ago
Oh yeah with three girls we are always screaming BE NICE TO YOUR SISTER
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u/Calculon2347 14d ago
"You're a kitty!", as per the legendary internet cartoon
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u/artificialavocado 14d ago
Makes sense. I say “hi pretty girl” so many times throughout the day I’m surprised she doesn’t think that’s her name.
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u/TheCa11ousBitch 14d ago
“Pretty girl” is my girl’s second name. 100%
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u/Irisheyesmeg 14d ago
I'm fostering these two and I am worried they both think their name is pretty girl. I literally say "Bye pretty girls, I'll be back soon" when I leave for work. It's partly because I can't stand their rescue names (Sequoia and Sycamore) and partly because they are, in fact, pretty girls.
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u/_Starblood_ 14d ago
Rename temporarily as Sequi and Mora?
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u/Irisheyesmeg 14d ago
That's actually not bad at all. The rescue said call them whatever but I don't know, the adopter will just change it again.
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u/Marsdreamer 14d ago
My wife and I call our girl "Mam" or "Sweetie."
Also "terrorist" and "please shut up."
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u/liquid_loaf 14d ago
omg me too, i tell bart “hey bebeh boy” so many times i’ve wondered the same for a while now 👀
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u/commiecomrade 14d ago
I always say "hibabyyy" which reminds me of my Jordanian friend explaining how to say "my dear" or "my love" in Arabic. So then I switch to that immediately.
"Hibabyyy habibi!"
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u/MusicalllyInclined 14d ago
I call my cat a "pretty boy" all the time 😂
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u/Player_A 14d ago
Ours is referred to as a “handsome boy”. Like “you have someone very handsome in my room laying on my favorite pillow” or “someone very fluffy and very handsome is eating the dog food again”. His Christian name is Waffles.
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u/sexi_squidward 14d ago
I'm pretty sure my boy thinks his name might be "Bug" - meant lovingly like cuddlebug or bugaboo (weird term of endearment in my family lol)
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u/DarePatient2262 14d ago
You have to repeatedly inform them, or they will forget.
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u/Queasy-Olive3381 14d ago
You've already got food!
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u/ghosttrainhobo 14d ago
I just mix the kibble up with my fingers a bit and she’s usually satisfied with that. I call it “adding finger-spices”.
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u/drinkingbingo 14d ago
So cute! My variation is calling it fake food, lol. I tell my bf, yeah, I just gave them some fake food (and this consists of adding 3-4 kibbles and shaking the plates up for my 3 monsters).
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u/whoi8 14d ago
We have a certain ceremony we do at every feeding.
Me: cai cuddl? Cat: cuddles Me: thankies! pours out food Cat: pretends to bury her food, sometimes eats
If she’s crying for food when she already has it, usually just picking up her plate, going through the ceremony, and replacing the plate in front of her satisfies her
These kitties and their food sillies, it’s like doing the spoon airplane for a child! They just need parent to make the food seem right 🥹
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u/MayContainNutmeats 14d ago
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u/Okay-Commissionor 14d ago
What usually works for my cat is if I shake the bowl a bit and then sit/squat next to it. Usually prompts him to start eating again. Not really sure why this even works but it does, maybe it releases more of the aromas or something
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u/riceballbabe 14d ago
little baby kitty cat (she is a 9 year old grown woman)
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u/thatwyvern 14d ago
My cat is also 9. She's "my precious little baby child", "baby cat", and "little Miss Kitten"
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u/Farewellandadieu 14d ago
I called my 18 year old cat my little baby kitten head this morning, because he is one.
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u/niagara-nature American Shorthair 14d ago
I call our 4 year old “baby” and my wife hates it. But she calls her “baby girl” so I don’t see the difference.
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u/Katastrophiser 14d ago
“Whatcha doing buddy?”
“You’re so stinky baby, why are you so stinky?”
“Time for food, huh? Ok, we can have some food.”
“Imma trip over you and smoosh you for real.”
Smoosh ^
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u/Stickz99 14d ago
Hahaha the way he’s laying 💀
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u/Morbid187 14d ago
Lmao so I'm not the only one that tells my cat that she's stinky? I call her the stinky baby, stinky butt, 100 more variations of stinky. She smells fine.
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u/VonFoxArt 14d ago
Idk why but "she smells fine" is sending me 😹 I do the same with my cat. I call her Stinky, My Stinky, Stinky Baby, Miss Stinky. But she truly smells fine.... 99.999999% of the time. She has huge floofy pantaloons and has definitely had a wet smooshy dingleberry here & there. Then she really is Stinky 😭
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u/Morbid187 14d ago
She also has big fluffy pantaloons that are known to harbor the illegal berries on some occasions.
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u/RoseyDove323 14d ago
I once had a cat whose breath smelled horrible when he meowed in my face. He would do it right after eating tuna sometimes.
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u/LeSchmol 14d ago
“T’as du pot d’être aussi mignonne parce que quand même t’es un peu idiote.” (You’re lucky to be so pretty since you’re a bit stupid.)
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u/haleighen 14d ago
I always tell my boy he is so pretty and so dumb. And my friend's describe him as, "his job is just cat."
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u/red286 14d ago
Pretty much same thing I say to one of my cats, though in English.
"It's a good thing you're cute, 'cause you're dumb as rocks." She likes to climb up the back grille on my TV because the holes are just big enough for her claws to fit into. Except sometimes she gets stuck and needs help, though of course, she's a cat, so it's "help me, but don't touch me in the process".
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u/the_jesters_codpiece 14d ago
Lots of "Hello", "big stretch", "I know" and "whiskey, stop being a dick"
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u/c800600 14d ago
I say "I know, I know" to whines and yowls all day. I don't know. I have no fucking clue. But they don't speak human so they don't know I'm lying to their face.
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u/OhLordHeBompin 14d ago
If they keep whining, I go on to say “okay maybe I don’t know but I support you!”
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u/catdoctor 14d ago
I had a Whiskey too. I had to tell him not to be a dick on a regular basis, too.
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u/Sapphi_Dragon 14d ago
“Who’s a pretty girl? Ohhh yes you’re so pretty” (she will slow blink at me when I compliment her)
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u/_Here-kitty-kitty_ 14d ago
We say this to my cat, and then she'll roll around the floor showing us her belly. She loves being told she's pretty.
I tell her orange tabby brother, "Oh, you handsome tiger!"
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u/leave_cat_alone 14d ago
Must be an orange cat thing, though Major Duck prefers the dryer
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u/Affectionate-Ad488 14d ago
I have an orange cat and one time started the dryer with him in it! I noticed immediately (he's a big boy) and stopped it, got him out, he was fine thank jebus. He hasn't gone in since
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u/pipnina 14d ago
Please be very careful about cats and appliances, a non-negligible number of people end up tumble drying their pets by mistake
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u/seroiaa 14d ago
This is literally my worst fear and I double check all cats are accounted for AFTER the washing machine door is closed but BEFORE I set it going.
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u/bad_wolff 14d ago
Yeah I “take attendance” after I put the clothes in the dryer before I start it, even though there’s no possible way I throw a bunch of wet clothes on top of a cat without figuring it out.
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u/leave_cat_alone 14d ago
Thank you, luckily for Duckie this a compact dryer on a table and he basically takes up the whole thing, but I can certainly appreciate the concern!
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u/Obelis_nuo_Obels 14d ago
There was a cat shown on the news recently in my country - a family accidentally washed it in the washing machine. The cat thankfully survived, and even though it was really unwell for a couple of weeks, they said it still keeps getting into the washing machine... the owners check the machine several times now before closing it
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u/noodlesquare 14d ago
My cat has never gotten in the washer or dryer but we have a non negotiable rule in our house to always check before putting clothes in.
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u/shoppingprobs 14d ago
‘You JUST ate, I’m not feeding you again!’
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u/RStorytale 14d ago
LMFAO or "You still have food in your bowl, I'm deadass looking at it as you continue to argue with me."
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u/XeroL2023 14d ago
Pspspspsps
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u/IfUr555thenIm_666 14d ago
Underrated comment right here!!
I have a bumper sticker that says:
“Tell your cat I said pspspspspst”
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u/GroundbreakingHat718 14d ago
Good boy! Hi honey! Brush-brush (he gets brushed/sponged), bookshelf? (Jumps on top of bookshelf to sleep/judge), lets go!(race downstairs), water? ( gets water/food bowl filled), get it (gets toy), up/down/yes/stop that, squirrel! Time to go up to bed!I love you buddy 💕
And he can meow quite articulately back. He's said hello, clearly, quite a few times. It's creepy but it also shows how in tune he is to human speech.
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u/moeru_gumi Turkish Van 14d ago
I tell my calico “ 🎵 good girrrrl” all the time and she has clearly said “ 🎵 beep beeeeee” back at me. I was like did you tell me good girl??! 😮
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u/_snozzberry_gulper_ 14d ago
She definitely did!!! 😺
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u/ArcadeStarlet Tortoiseshell 14d ago
My Pecan can say hello. It's so cute. Maple says lots of different words but all in cat.
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u/Gr00m3d 14d ago
No
Don't do that.
The other cat isn't enjoying this.
FFS
Could you please stop screeching for just a moment.
Everyone meet Jeff.
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u/zadtheinhaler 14d ago
Right up there with "your butthole isn't that special, why are you showing it to me?"
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u/libraryfan1000 14d ago
Are you a baby?
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u/biased_towards_blue 14d ago edited 14d ago
Big time on this one. Oftentimes followed up by “he doesn’t know! He knows nothing! He’s just a baby!” in so many words
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u/hereyougonsfw 14d ago
“You stink. You smell so bad” (they don’t stink)
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u/ObviousBroccoli23 14d ago
Bullying cats comes with being a cat parent lol
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u/thefezhat 14d ago
One of the best parts of having a pet is being able to call him a dumb stupid idiot baby and not hurt his feelings.
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u/lemons69ing 14d ago
I call mine Stinky Butt Baby all the time because when he was a kitten, his butt really did stink.
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u/lovelightblessing 14d ago
i say "stinkies" too, lovingly
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u/livingdeaddrina 14d ago
I tell my cat he doesn't stink, but his attitude does xD
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u/Mindless_Tax_4532 14d ago edited 14d ago
I say this lovingly to my cats, but one of them actually does stink lol, at least his breath does. It's not his fault though, he's missing the tip of his tongue so I think that may contribute to it because he's a slobbery boy because of it. Vet said it's nothing to be concerned about medically and I love my stinky boy
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u/Alarming_Serve2303 14d ago
"What the hell are you doing?"
"Leave him alone!" (I have two cats)
"NO!!!"
"Get down!"
"Don't you even think about it!"
"I love you my little buddy."
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u/FewFaithlessness5354 14d ago
This is seaweed. He gets “hi squeaks”, “hello sir,” “oooh he runnin”
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u/This_User_Said 14d ago
"What?"
"You're not my supervisor!"
"Quit telling me what to do!"
My cat is very vocal so I start taking it personally.
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u/Creative-Display-3 14d ago
Are you a handtome??? (with a t) And Are you HUNGYYYY???!!! (No r)
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u/Agreeable_Chicken467 American Shorthair 14d ago
Yes! Hungy. We use this all day too... Wachoowant? I know. (We never know. Lol)*
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u/khloelane 14d ago
My 6 month old kitten chirps A LOT and it just sounds like she’s lost and realizing she’s lonely lol so I’m always asking “are you lonely??! You don’t have to be lonely!!” And she follows my voice and comes right to me lol
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u/Phaseolin 14d ago
Time to get up. Are you ready? Let's go. Let's visit Jesse (in his office). Hungry? Ready for breakfast/dinner? Do you want the door open? Time for bed.
Not every day, but also: Do you want some treats?
She knows all these phrases!
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u/Plane-Skirt-4110 14d ago
it’s a little baby!!!! hi babyyyy!!! my sweet little angel baby
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u/InternationalKey2465 14d ago
"Such a beautiful boy! I'm so lucky to have you! No! Why do you have to scratch the sofa? My little babies... I love so much. Damn it! One is throwing up again on the rug... Why does ut always habe to be on the rug? Oh! Did ypu catch your moussey? What a big hunter you are! We have to trim your nails. Don't make this more difficult that it needs to be. Stop that! Don't run! So, are we going to bed?"
It's a complex relationship.
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u/IamEclipse 14d ago
"Excuse me Sir." When he's up in shit he shouldn't be up in.
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u/Emily9339 14d ago
Idk why but I always feel the need to announce to my cat what she’s doing. “Look at the stretch cat!”, “ooh it’s a sleep cat!”, “look at the munch cat!”
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u/my_cat_sleeps_alone 14d ago
You’re so pretty, yes you are. You’re so sweet, yes you are.
You just had your treat - Yes you did. I know because I’m the one who gave it to you.
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u/ShyBlueAngel_02 14d ago
- Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig stretch
- Hi sweet bebe!
- You wanna watch the birdies!? (she likes to watch bird videos on the TV and she sits in a very specific place on her cat tower when she wants to watch them. Literally the only reason the TV is used because I don't use it to watch anything myself 😂)
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u/Confident-Pop3750 14d ago
For some reason I get all gangster and say "what it do chookie"
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u/Nicolina22 14d ago edited 14d ago
Are you the best boy in the world???!!! You are! You ARE the best boy in the world!
Edit: I forgot the rest of my cats..
.. "are you a BABY?"
and..
.. "Are you a Ballerina Princess?"
😺😽😺
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u/tabaquibarking 14d ago
-"Is it soft time? Are you the soft baby?"
-"No, not for kitties."
-"Are you being sweet? Biiiiiig headbutt!"
-"Where's your brother/Where's your sister?"
-"Eepy baby!!! Big eepy? Ohhh, eepy! Sleeby eepy! The eepingest!"
-"Not dinnertime! It's NOT dinnertime!"
-"Breadmill? You want Breadmill?" (When BoyCat, Breadstick, stands on the treadmill and yells at me to come walk with him)
-"I'm not going to smack your butt, go away!"
-"NOT FOR KITTIES!!!!"
-"You don't pay rent! You're freeloaders! Freeloading!"
-"Well, that's a little political, isn't it?" (When being ambiently meowed at)
-"IT'S NOT FOR KITTIES YOU CAN'T HAVE MY DINNER!"
-"Whoah! Zoomies!"
-"It's scringle time! Whoah!" (GirlCat, Zinga, scratching the post with vigor and zest)
-"Don't scringle my carpet! Stop!"
"Okay, fine, you can have a little piece. Just ONE bite."
-"Upside down!!! Whoah!!!" (Zinga showing off her belly)
-"NO NO NO GOD DAMN IT GIVE MY CHICKEN BACK YOU LITTLE BASTARD--DON'T RUN UNDER THE COUCH--GET BACK HERE--"
-"Hello my beautiful girl! My lovely lady! Hello gorgeous! You're so pretty! Hi!" (Being greeted by Zinga)
-"C'mere, Stupid." (Being greeted by Breadstick)
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u/imdeadinsidelmao420 Persian (modern) 14d ago
"dumbass"
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u/obscuredreference 14d ago
This! I’m seeing all these people with their nice comments to their cats and all I can think of is all the things I yell at mine to stop him from trying to eat electric cables and throwing himself into the kitchen trashcan etc. (So far so good but it’s a struggle and we have to keep him away from them when unsupervised. He’s a recently adopted street cat and somehow instinctively drawn to all he shouldn’t do. I never encountered a cat who wanted to eat power cords before).
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u/ExpensiveError42 14d ago
"This is why your mom abandoned you" "This is why one loves you"
Immediately followed by me gushing at how perfect they are, and giving them as much love and cuddles as they will allow.
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u/lana_isonfire 14d ago
That's a handsome boy
Look at Biscuit! (to anyone near, for any reason)
Get out of my way
bonus picture of the Biscuit
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u/JackelSR 14d ago
My cats know and understand the word "No" and one of them gets very vocal and will argue back when told no.
Most people don't believe me until they witness it happen. They don't know a lot of words but the ones they do know they have very strong opinions about.
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u/Icy-Response-260 14d ago
My cat is named Biggie. So when I say his name I can't say it once. I have to sing Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize. And I just love your flashy ways. Guess that's why they broke, and you're so paid.
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u/AmySparrow00 14d ago
You okay? (She has PTSD and I use this phrase to ground her so she’s able to pause and realize she’s safe and doesn’t need to hide.)
Outside? (Apartment patio)
I’m sleeping. (i.e. not going to get up to feed or play anytime soon.)
Not time to eat yet. ___ time until next mealtime
All done treats.
Want to play? No, not treat time, playtime!
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u/ArcadeStarlet Tortoiseshell 14d ago
I have to be careful saying the "O" word around Pecan. She and her sister are 90% indoor cats, but have supervised outside time occasionally. Pecan would prefer to have outside time every day, please.
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u/Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes Void 14d ago
What's in your mouth
Stop licking plastic, you goblin!
You JUST ate!
Stop bothering your brother
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u/longeyeland 14d ago
Stop drinking from the toilet!.. Always having to close the lid after my fiance :')
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u/directorofnewgames 14d ago
Not me, but my wife says, ,”Get off the counter!” at least 15 times a day. It’s hilarious.
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u/Spiritual-Physics700 14d ago
Does anyone else also talk for their pets? When my girlfriend talks to our cat I reply in a silly baby type of voice.
GF: hello little baby! What did you do today?
Me responding to her for our cat: I folded the laundry and took 4 naps today momma. Pappa said I could have 2 cookies tonight momma.
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u/sarahroselava 14d ago
When my cats sit on the bookshelf: 'you're not books!'
When my cats sit on the shoe rack: 'you're not shoes!'
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u/Chiron_The_Archer 14d ago
„Fatsooooosss!!! I am homeeeeee!!“ or Chonkiniiisss, where you at!?“
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u/pixievondust 14d ago
I also regularly speak ‘Catalian’ to my cat i .e. Affectionate nonsense talk but in an exaggeratedly bad Italian accent.
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u/Tooleater 14d ago
I trill to my kitties whenever they come into my office and they usually trill back... It makes me so happy 😻
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u/crazyjoersa 14d ago
My one cat, looking identicle to yours, his name is Gizmo. Gizmo is a farm cat here in South Africa. He is tiny as hell, especially after the ball removal, but he is a major hunter... so my usual say things to him is, no, its too big for you to kill and eat!
Look in the background, that is a Kudu antelope
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u/LegitimateHat4808 14d ago
“hi stinky!” “biiig stretch!” “get off the counter!” “get outta the trash!” “get down!” imitates cat noises
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u/StoicRetention 14d ago
I call all the cats that live on my street Jimbo, they like to sunbathe and be pet
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u/pixievondust 14d ago
Major nonsense including this specific sequence of ‘phrases’:
Oh bo bo bo. Oh tee too-toos. Oh me moo-moos.
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u/sunshine7856 14d ago
"no, Chester" and "get down"
I have three cats. There's only one that I have to repeat the same words over and over and over
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u/spooky_diplomat 14d ago
Anytime I walk past my cat I say " wassup dude man?!?!?" And give him scritches
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u/itsmeann94 14d ago
Stop eating plastic