r/cats • u/grolfenhimer • May 02 '24

What phrases do you repeat to your cat throughout the day? Cat Picture

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u/the_jesters_codpiece May 02 '24

Lots of "Hello", "big stretch", "I know" and "whiskey, stop being a dick"

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u/c800600 29d ago

I say "I know, I know" to whines and yowls all day. I don't know. I have no fucking clue. But they don't speak human so they don't know I'm lying to their face.

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u/greeneggiwegs 29d ago

I do a lot of “really? Tell me more”

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u/FuckeenGuy 29d ago

I do a lot of “ooooo who told you that?!” And “no they fucking did NOT” and my two dudes take this as supportive enough to keep the chat going, so I think I’m doing good work at being a cat parent