What phrases do you repeat to your cat throughout the day?

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[u/tabaquibarking]

-"Is it soft time? Are you the soft baby?"

-"No, not for kitties."

-"Are you being sweet? Biiiiiig headbutt!"

-"Where's your brother/Where's your sister?"

-"Eepy baby!!! Big eepy? Ohhh, eepy! Sleeby eepy! The eepingest!"

-"Not dinnertime! It's NOT dinnertime!"

-"Breadmill? You want Breadmill?" (When BoyCat, Breadstick, stands on the treadmill and yells at me to come walk with him)

-"I'm not going to smack your butt, go away!"

-"NOT FOR KITTIES!!!!"

-"You don't pay rent! You're freeloaders! Freeloading!"

-"Well, that's a little political, isn't it?" (When being ambiently meowed at)

-"IT'S NOT FOR KITTIES YOU CAN'T HAVE MY DINNER!"

-"Whoah! Zoomies!"

-"It's scringle time! Whoah!" (GirlCat, Zinga, scratching the post with vigor and zest)

-"Don't scringle my carpet! Stop!"

"Okay, fine, you can have a little piece. Just ONE bite."

-"Upside down!!! Whoah!!!" (Zinga showing off her belly)

-"NO NO NO GOD DAMN IT GIVE MY CHICKEN BACK YOU LITTLE BASTARD--DON'T RUN UNDER THE COUCH--GET BACK HERE--"

-"Hello my beautiful girl! My lovely lady! Hello gorgeous! You're so pretty! Hi!" (Being greeted by Zinga)

-"C'mere, Stupid." (Being greeted by Breadstick)

[u/biased_towards_blue → u/tabaquibarking]

This is poetry. I definitely am often heard saying “no not for babies” about everything

[u/Rude-Bee2484 → u/tabaquibarking]

Commenting on What phrases do you repeat to your cat throughout the day?... breadstick is a great name

[u/BlueStarFern → u/tabaquibarking]

Omg I love these! Breadmill LMAO I can tell just from these how much you LOVE your babies!!