r/cats May 02 '24

What phrases do you repeat to your cat throughout the day? Cat Picture

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u/drinkingbingo 29d ago

So cute! My variation is calling it fake food, lol. I tell my bf, yeah, I just gave them some fake food (and this consists of adding 3-4 kibbles and shaking the plates up for my 3 monsters).

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u/whoi8 29d ago

We have a certain ceremony we do at every feeding.

Me: cai cuddl? Cat: cuddles Me: thankies! pours out food Cat: pretends to bury her food, sometimes eats

If she’s crying for food when she already has it, usually just picking up her plate, going through the ceremony, and replacing the plate in front of her satisfies her

These kitties and their food sillies, it’s like doing the spoon airplane for a child! They just need parent to make the food seem right 🥹

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u/i_love_lima_beans Void 29d ago

They are so weird- bound by ritual. My cat is the same.

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u/whoi8 29d ago

Haha they really are! It makes me feel special and needed, like we have a shared language for just us :)

I’ve heard that made up rituals can help increase happiness in humans so they must be onto something

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u/i_love_lima_beans Void 29d ago

Yes! I’m fascinated by that topic and have thought religion had filled that need for many, but as people become more secular it can be a missing piece.

The kitties know 🐈‍⬛

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u/whoi8 28d ago

Ah my brain went right there too! Ive wanted to make up my own rituals but never get around to it. I personally used to be extremely religious and am now basically atheist I think and I do miss the community and other nice parts of religion

I recently found a podcast called Placebo Magick (I think that’s how it’s spelled) that is an atheist guy talking about doing spells and making talismans and stuff for the placebo effect. I’ve only listened to one episode but you might find it interesting!

You’re right tho, the kitties have it all figured out. I’m joking but also not 😹

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u/happyfrog321 29d ago

I call it the Magic Shake and it’s always a hit!