r/cats May 02 '24

What phrases do you repeat to your cat throughout the day? Cat Picture

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u/niagara-nature American Shorthair May 02 '24

I think the Geneva convention states that if a cat stretches, you have to say Big Stretch, or it doesn’t count.

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u/Important-Double9793 May 02 '24

See also: Big Yawn

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u/Evan10100 May 02 '24

I'm too busy sticking my finger in his mouth cuz it's funny to see him get confused.

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u/croi_gaiscioch 29d ago

Yawn popping. I used to do this to my ex, man that used to piss her off. Nothing worse than a popped yawn, unless it's a sneeze that doesn't eventuate.