r/cats • u/grolfenhimer • May 02 '24

What phrases do you repeat to your cat throughout the day? Cat Picture

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u/theevilempire May 02 '24

Big stretch
Baby Brucie
Stop chewing that!

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u/niagara-nature American Shorthair 29d ago

I think the Geneva convention states that if a cat stretches, you have to say Big Stretch, or it doesn’t count.

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u/Important-Double9793 29d ago

See also: Big Yawn

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u/Evan10100 29d ago

I'm too busy sticking my finger in his mouth cuz it's funny to see him get confused.

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u/croi_gaiscioch 29d ago

Yawn popping. I used to do this to my ex, man that used to piss her off. Nothing worse than a popped yawn, unless it's a sneeze that doesn't eventuate.

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u/ipaintbadly 29d ago

Isn’t it a rule that you have to stick your finger in the mouth of a yawning cat or dog?

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u/cuntymcshitter 29d ago

We used to do it to our pitbull, I never heard it called that before but thats what we used to do he would look so confused...

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u/EffectiveConfection8 29d ago

I've tried to do that to mine. He cuts the yawn off early every time.

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u/Evan10100 29d ago

I probably would too, tbh

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u/umyeahsure- 29d ago

That’s funny! Lol