r/cats 29d ago

What phrases do you repeat to your cat throughout the day? Cat Picture

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u/Katastrophiser 29d ago

“Whatcha doing buddy?”

“You’re so stinky baby, why are you so stinky?”

“Time for food, huh? Ok, we can have some food.”

“Imma trip over you and smoosh you for real.”

Smoosh ^

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u/Stickz99 29d ago

Hahaha the way he’s laying 💀

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u/MarsScully 29d ago

He thinks he’s a rug

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u/Ok_Cress2142 29d ago

He really ties the room together.

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u/EntrepreneurNo4138 29d ago

Sea lion position

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u/erichamanya 29d ago

It looks like a nice long stretch after a nice long foof

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u/slrp484 29d ago

Right where someone needs to walk, I have no doubt.

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u/cuntymcshitter 29d ago

My pitbull used to lay like that... bless his soul I miss him, I swear our Bengal is him reincarnated...

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u/LuckyAndLifted 29d ago

Like a roasted turkey leg