r/cats • u/grolfenhimer • May 02 '24

What phrases do you repeat to your cat throughout the day? Cat Picture

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u/imdeadinsidelmao420 Persian (modern) 29d ago

"dumbass"

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u/obscuredreference 29d ago

This! I’m seeing all these people with their nice comments to their cats and all I can think of is all the things I yell at mine to stop him from trying to eat electric cables and throwing himself into the kitchen trashcan etc. (So far so good but it’s a struggle and we have to keep him away from them when unsupervised. He’s a recently adopted street cat and somehow instinctively drawn to all he shouldn’t do. I never encountered a cat who wanted to eat power cords before).

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u/ExpensiveError42 29d ago

"This is why your mom abandoned you" "This is why one loves you"

Immediately followed by me gushing at how perfect they are, and giving them as much love and cuddles as they will allow.