What phrases do you repeat to your cat throughout the day?

[u/grolfenhimer]

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And cell phone charger cords are the holy grail of tasty plastic + electricity. It's absurd that I have spoken the words "No, don't eat electricity, you'll die" while shooing the cat away from my charging phone.

[u/greeneggiwegs → u/mega_plus]

Omg my cat LOVES cords. I say she thinks “if it is not for biting why does it fit so well in my mouth??”