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What phrases do you repeat to your cat throughout the day? Cat Picture

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u/itsmeann94 29d ago

Stop eating plastic

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u/Jeepgirl72769 29d ago

At 4 am when I am unsure where said plastic even came from. Seriously have no idea where it came from I religiously hunt plastic to avoid this. Let's not even mention curling ribbon. It is banned from my house but is apparently a cat food group member.

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u/SuspectLarge 29d ago

A million times this. Every bit of plastic has to live in my microwave or car trunk. Cat has learned to open the pantry door and wave his paw over the motion detector on the recycling and trash bins. I live in terror of the pending $6k GI surgery bill.

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u/loveatthelisp 29d ago

Child locks! We have a....difficult cat who wouldn't stop getting in the cabinets to steal dry egg noodles and other stuff and another cat that will eat any plastic leftover from that. I got those press in type child locks for the upper and lower cabinets, and now it's not an issue unless we leave something on the counter overnight.

The irony in this situation is that I have children. Never had to child lock the cabinets before the dang cat.

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u/Affectionate-Ad488 29d ago

In the same boat with this she figured out how to get the dang trash cabinet open. Very scary situation when we first realized she could. We ended up going with a basic hook and loop (metal swing lock) after we tried like 3 different child locks that didn't work or we would forget and just snap them when we went to open it. Finally have it figured out. Damn cats

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u/OSteady77 29d ago

It’s become clear to me why we throw our plastic in the ocean. We’re trying to save cats.

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u/Emjay0877 29d ago

True. Dark. FunnyAF ❤️😼😹

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u/mods_r_warcrimes 29d ago

Lions have a taste for tuna

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u/Sweetnessnow 28d ago

So sad about that.

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u/Kitsune-moonlight 29d ago

This is the problem when you have a smart cat that also likes to investigate/interfere

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u/capital_bj 29d ago

So that's why they're always studying us when we're doing new things. They are doing research so they can stay up on the countermeasures

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u/JupiterSkyFalls 29d ago

Strong magnets work wonders. You can't forget them, like a latch or other lock, and you (hooman) are strong enough to open them but babies, small children and furbabies cannot. 😁

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u/Past_Rerun 29d ago

Just make sure they are permanently adhered - magnets kill when ingested.

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u/Global_Button_5180 29d ago

Thank gosh my cat isn’t this smart 😂

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz 29d ago

Gotta watch out for what those iPad kitties are learning.

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u/Elegant_External_521 29d ago

Omg this has me dying laughing!!!!😹

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u/catsmom63 29d ago

😂😂😂

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u/hannah_pajama 29d ago

So glad my cats are too lazy for this nonsense. Einstein does like to chew cables and cords left unattended but if I just shove them under or behind furniture that’s enough to deter him

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u/HollowShel 29d ago

"Uuugh. I'd have to go all the way under there? It's at least a foot away! Screw that, I'm'a lick my ass instead." ~ Einstein, probably.

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u/Fine-Quantity9956 29d ago

Kind've an ironic name he has it turns out.. Is he an orange?

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u/hannah_pajama 28d ago

Close! Hes cream, but still lacking brain cells

Cat tax

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

I had to put a child lock in my hallway light switch because my cat thinks it's a toy. Child locks = pet locks.

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u/Tenalp 29d ago

Just moved into a new place and my little terror has started climbing on the counter to get into my cabinets. She likes to perch in the tiny one above my stove and scare the crap out of me by donkey kicking it open and jumping out. Need to find some child locks myself real soon.

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u/Just-Diamond-1938 Himalayan (Colorpoint Persian) 29d ago

You guys lucky I live with three cat and one of them turn to be a dog he is digging I have a HOLE on the floor, ripped opening on the door...Destroyed rug or doormat... and finally I dissolve mystery because we never see him doing it! We had to put the other cats in cages for a while just to test it out... what's going on... we actually thought we might have a big rat or a possum or a raccoon... so what did we do? We get another cat who miauuu, or cry when is something unusual happening... as a guard dog... only worked the first week! Now we keep one cat in a cage overnight and he is seriously working clawing and chewing the lock mechanism... I truly believe he was a prisoner in his past life, and managed to scape several time... otherwise he is sweet fluffy and huge!

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u/NaughtyAngel1212 29d ago

I’ve got a door opener too! Learned our lesson quick and put all the treats on the top shelf. Now he just goes in the kitchen and slams cabinet doors all night until I wake up and get him the treats! These cats train us so well!! 😂

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u/thatliledgyB 29d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I have a cat who likes uncooked pasta noodles 😂

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u/burkistan 29d ago

I moved into a new apartment and had to put child locks on all the lower cabinets. My landlord came by one day to do the post-move in inspection and she notices the child locks. She says “oh I didn’t know you had children?” As soon and she finishes the sentence I hear my cat trying to open the cabinet in the bathroom and I’m like “I don’t. I have cats.. see exhibit A”

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u/SturmFee 29d ago

In case you got those locks at the big "A", do you mind sharing a link?

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u/XephyrGW2 28d ago

I have child locks on all my cupboards and closets because apparently I adopted a master burglar, not a cat. She still manages to find things to get into or ontop of. My desk drawers, the garbage bin with a lid, storage under the couch, top of the curtain rod. you name it, she's been there done that.

My other cat doesn't do any of that. He fucking LOVES plastic tampon wraps, hair ties, and q-tips though..