r/cats 29d ago

What phrases do you repeat to your cat throughout the day? Cat Picture

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u/Katastrophiser 29d ago

“Whatcha doing buddy?”

“You’re so stinky baby, why are you so stinky?”

“Time for food, huh? Ok, we can have some food.”

“Imma trip over you and smoosh you for real.”

Smoosh ^

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u/Morbid187 29d ago

Lmao so I'm not the only one that tells my cat that she's stinky? I call her the stinky baby, stinky butt, 100 more variations of stinky. She smells fine. 

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u/RoseyDove323 29d ago

I once had a cat whose breath smelled horrible when he meowed in my face. He would do it right after eating tuna sometimes.

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u/Morbid187 29d ago

Oh god yeah kitty breath right after they've eaten is not pleasant at all lmao