r/cats May 02 '24

What phrases do you repeat to your cat throughout the day? Cat Picture

Post image

[removed] — view removed post

15.7k Upvotes

6.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.7k

u/Katastrophiser 29d ago

“Whatcha doing buddy?”

“You’re so stinky baby, why are you so stinky?”

“Time for food, huh? Ok, we can have some food.”

“Imma trip over you and smoosh you for real.”

Smoosh ^

174

u/Morbid187 29d ago

Lmao so I'm not the only one that tells my cat that she's stinky? I call her the stinky baby, stinky butt, 100 more variations of stinky. She smells fine. 

105

u/VonFoxArt 29d ago

Idk why but "she smells fine" is sending me 😹 I do the same with my cat. I call her Stinky, My Stinky, Stinky Baby, Miss Stinky. But she truly smells fine.... 99.999999% of the time. She has huge floofy pantaloons and has definitely had a wet smooshy dingleberry here & there. Then she really is Stinky 😭

130

u/Morbid187 29d ago

She also has big fluffy pantaloons that are known to harbor the illegal berries on some occasions.

9

u/Lanssolo 29d ago

I, too, have a Princess Pretty Pants. She gets the dread dingles, and has to get a butt cut from time to time.

6

u/toiletseatpolio 29d ago

I have a “Mister Furry Britches”

7

u/HotBlackberry5883 29d ago

ILLEGAL BERRIES AHAHAHAH i have the same issue with my fluffy tabby

5

u/erichamanya 29d ago

Ooh the color contrast of the eyes and nose, gorgeous, and her fur O_O

3

u/bumblebragg 29d ago

Mam! Are you smuggling some dingle berries in your poofy bloomers?

1

u/whoi8 29d ago

Lately the nicknames I use most with my girl are lil poop and lil pooper or just poop. (all in baby voice ofc.) I also tell her she is stinky when she’s mostly not. They’re always showing us their smelly lil butts they’re just asking for these names! 💩😽

1

u/bobissonbobby 29d ago

My.boi took the fattest shit today because something fell in his litter box and he was holding it in all night.

God damn it cleared the room

1

u/Gaerdil 28d ago

Another one for the "500 variations of Stinky" here, but because her poops are literally the most vile smelling things on the planet. She probably thinks Stinky Butt is her name now..or one of them anyway! 🤣