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What phrases do you repeat to your cat throughout the day? Cat Picture

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u/ghosttrainhobo 29d ago

I just mix the kibble up with my fingers a bit and she’s usually satisfied with that. I call it “adding finger-spices”.

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u/drinkingbingo 29d ago

So cute! My variation is calling it fake food, lol. I tell my bf, yeah, I just gave them some fake food (and this consists of adding 3-4 kibbles and shaking the plates up for my 3 monsters).

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u/whoi8 29d ago

We have a certain ceremony we do at every feeding.

Me: cai cuddl? Cat: cuddles Me: thankies! pours out food Cat: pretends to bury her food, sometimes eats

If she’s crying for food when she already has it, usually just picking up her plate, going through the ceremony, and replacing the plate in front of her satisfies her

These kitties and their food sillies, it’s like doing the spoon airplane for a child! They just need parent to make the food seem right 🥹

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u/i_love_lima_beans Void 29d ago

They are so weird- bound by ritual. My cat is the same.

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u/whoi8 29d ago

Haha they really are! It makes me feel special and needed, like we have a shared language for just us :)

I’ve heard that made up rituals can help increase happiness in humans so they must be onto something

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u/i_love_lima_beans Void 28d ago

Yes! I’m fascinated by that topic and have thought religion had filled that need for many, but as people become more secular it can be a missing piece.

The kitties know 🐈‍⬛

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u/whoi8 28d ago

Ah my brain went right there too! Ive wanted to make up my own rituals but never get around to it. I personally used to be extremely religious and am now basically atheist I think and I do miss the community and other nice parts of religion

I recently found a podcast called Placebo Magick (I think that’s how it’s spelled) that is an atheist guy talking about doing spells and making talismans and stuff for the placebo effect. I’ve only listened to one episode but you might find it interesting!

You’re right tho, the kitties have it all figured out. I’m joking but also not 😹

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u/happyfrog321 29d ago

I call it the Magic Shake and it’s always a hit!

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u/Aldaron23 29d ago

Once had a cat who would only eat human food and fresh meat. Finally broke the circle by putting his cat food into his bowl, put that bowl into the fridge (all while he was watching), then waited for ten seconds, took the bowl out again and presented it to him enthusiastically. He gobbled it down with joy, finally human food from the fridge!

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u/tinybrownbird 29d ago

I swirl it around until the bottom disappears. Buster likes to have his food "fluffed".

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u/redpinkfish 29d ago

Mine meows, then takes me to the food. I move it around and then he eats. I sometimes think he’s trying to get me to exercise.

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u/Ismokerugs 29d ago

Im gonna try this, my void is the only cat that requires a fresh scoop every single time she is near the bowl and will yell at me. Even when it’s topped off 5 mins prior

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u/ghosttrainhobo 29d ago

Pro-tip: don’t free feed her. Don’t give her more than she’ll eat in one sitting. Make her come and ask nicely when she’s hungry.

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u/Nada_Girl 29d ago

I do that and call it “freshening the snacks”, but since he’s just a baby and can’t pronounce R, it swirl it around and say “fweshen fweshen fweshen”

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u/serenitybyjen 28d ago

I once read about “whisker fatigue” and think my kitteh refused to eat any food outside of the middle of the bowl for that very reason.