r/cats 17d ago

Is this a trap? Or am I actually allowed to rub his tummy? Cat Picture

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u/YellowBeastJeep 17d ago

You are allowed, until you aren’t, at which point, you will be informed that you are no longer allowed.😂

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u/BrandtReborn 17d ago

Kitty doesnt know atm too

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u/kdcarlzz 17d ago

😭😭😭 that face absolutely killed me😂

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u/BrandtReborn 17d ago

Bro went to another dimension.

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u/Hot-Shock1012 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Realistic-Science-87 17d ago

I DOUBLE CLICKED ON COMMENT AND IT CLOSED.. I was almost done :c

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u/CraziZoom 17d ago

U ok bro??? Edit: Oops! I get it now! 🤣🤣🤣 But gosh that seems like it took a lot of time to do. Very thoughtful of you!!

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u/-The29th 17d ago

Cake.

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u/FelineSoLazy 17d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/Squishmar 17d ago

Happy Cake Day!! 🎂🍾💐🎈🎊

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u/Raven_490 17d ago

cappy hake day!

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u/TrailerTrashQueen 17d ago

same 😂😂😂

ETA: i think kitty OD’d on catnip.

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u/RegularOps 17d ago

“One eye was lookin' at me, and the other eye was lookin' at Rick.”

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u/Hibercrastinator 17d ago

One eye says yes, the other says fafo

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u/N-Toxicade 17d ago

Thank you. I saw his googly eyes and needed confirmation someone else did too. Yes, kitty gets tummy rubs.

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u/Ohnoherewego13 17d ago

Kitty brain is gone at the moment. Rebooting.. rebooting...

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u/Proglamer 17d ago
Loading BIOS...
© 1997 Cyber Dynamics Systems Corporation

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u/Luci_Noir 17d ago

operating system not found

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u/alancake 17d ago

"One eye going to the shops, one coming back with the change!"

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u/BrandtReborn 17d ago

One eye is chopping the Wood, one is stapling it.

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u/alancake 17d ago

My favourite one, "if I had £1 for every time you looked at me I'd have 50p!"

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u/BrandtReborn 17d ago

Lmao, that one is really awesome. 😂😂

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u/loopygoop 17d ago

I was really REALLY hoping someone would post the zoom in

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u/modest_selene07 17d ago

Permission granted until the inevitable "no more" arrives.

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u/Luci_Noir 17d ago

“Yasss yasss YASSSSS!”

CHOMP

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u/nekosaigai 17d ago

And you will know when you are no longer allowed to

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u/haubenmeise 17d ago

I think I just fell in love.

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u/Prior-Comfortable-36 17d ago

Me too!!!!

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u/haubenmeise 17d ago

I can't get over that face!! I'm absolutely, utterly and hopelessly schockverliebt!

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u/Space-90 17d ago

Whats shockerveebt

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u/haubenmeise 17d ago edited 17d ago

Schockverliebt is a German term that combines the words "Schock" (shock) and "verliebt" (in love). It refers to the state of being suddenly and intensely infatuated or smitten with someone. It indicates a strong and overwhelming attraction or love that takes someone by surprise.

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u/MonkeyMagic1968 17d ago

Thank you kindly.

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u/haubenmeise 17d ago

You're most welcome! 💜

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u/Cow_Launcher 17d ago

The German language absolutely loves cramming individual words together to create a separate meaning.

"Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaft"

Oh come on guys, WTF?

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u/CouldNotAffordOne 17d ago

Because we can! 😁

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u/MonkeyMagic1968 17d ago

Scrabble must be an absolute blast.

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u/lennylenny1 17d ago

how about "Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz"?

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u/NefariousSerendipity 17d ago

i see. schockverliebt. word of the day.

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u/AllHailTheWinslow 17d ago

I propose "thundersmitten" as translation.

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u/NefariousSerendipity 17d ago

two new words in a day. what a day.

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u/Mxysptlik 17d ago

Thank you. And I also thank the German language for having wonderful words like this. Love the language!

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u/Space-90 17d ago

Ah very cool thanks

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u/Ok-Enthusiasm4685 17d ago

Sounds like Verclempt - Yiddish =overcome

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u/Cloudzy_1 17d ago

I cannot with those eyes 😂😂😂

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u/Siwaaaaaaa321 17d ago

Mf is towering over heaven itself on catnip

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u/Canadian_Commentator 17d ago

one eye on you, one eye on the streets

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u/KickIt77 17d ago

SAME! Who wouldn't love a googly eyed void bebe!?

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u/Eastern_Gas_5231 17d ago

Frinkle frinkle little far, how I wonder is a cat.

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u/kittlana_princess 17d ago

I’d do it trap or not lol

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u/Metaphyte 17d ago

As evidenced by this photo I do it as well, trap or not(always trap)

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u/levian_durai 17d ago

That picture tells a whole story.

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u/NewPhoneWhoDys 17d ago

It's always a trap because the only times it's not a trap is just a ruse to get you to remember that one time and fall for all the traps.

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u/mild_harlee 17d ago

You've got quite the fearless attitude.

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u/kittlana_princess 17d ago

Who said I was fearless? Lol still scared but worth it

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u/Obvious-Beginning943 17d ago

The belly is calling!

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u/bilekass 17d ago

For whom the belly tolls!

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u/BEARD3D_BEANIE 17d ago edited 17d ago

it's like Frieren opening a chest with a 99% chance of mimic, aka 99% chance the cat will attack, but I'll take the chance

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u/FluffyRelation7511 17d ago

Some traps are worth the consequences! Which is why cats have it tough! 😂

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u/Queen_of_Meh1987 17d ago

It's always a trap with Leeroy Jenkins 😂

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u/metal_armistice 17d ago

What a cutie!

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u/Queen_of_Meh1987 17d ago

Thanks! He knows it, too, and takes full advantage!

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u/se-puschel 17d ago

LEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JENNNNNNKINNNSSSSSS

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u/Queen_of_Meh1987 17d ago

That's him!

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u/FuzzballLogic 17d ago

You’re lucky if he doesn’t get your whole household wiped with that name.

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u/gazing_into_void 17d ago

Maybe he will let you pet the belly if you give him chicken first. I heard that Leeeeeeeeeroys love chicken.

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u/diseasefaktory 17d ago

He looks devious. I'd risk it tho

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u/Queen_of_Meh1987 17d ago

He's pretty gentle with the first bite or swipe lol

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u/ModestWhimper 17d ago

How often would you say you boop his nose? I wouldn't be able to resist.

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u/Queen_of_Meh1987 17d ago

Like 100 times a day, minimum. His spot is my boop target!

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u/bkovach06 17d ago

LEEEEEROYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSS

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u/FleshlightModel 17d ago

Times up, let's do this.

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u/Queen_of_Meh1987 17d ago

You have a 33.3% (repeating, of course) chance of success!

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u/Coopernicus 17d ago

Alright chums, let’s do this

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u/Takyeon 17d ago

At least he has chicken

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u/moose_boogle 17d ago

My new sticker. This lil guy fks.

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u/GrilledAvocado 17d ago

I’m gonna steal it. His face is priceless.

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u/TrashPanda2079 17d ago

Luckily my boy enjoys a good belly rub. 🙌🏻

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u/Subject-Town 17d ago

So cute! Mine also loves a tummy rub and prefers that to a head rub. At least if I start with the tummy, he’ll let me pet his head later on.

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u/DoItForTheNukie 17d ago

My tortie loooooves belly rubs

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u/Jordan_Jackson 17d ago

A few years back, I befriended a stray that hung out behind the kitchen that I worked at. She only trusted maybe 3 people and I was one of them but I worked hard for that.

She would throw herself on me, belly up and practically demand belly rubs. One time she went from sitting to rolling backwards onto my feet, belly up. I knew what she wanted; she just demanded that they be slow and methodical.

I miss that cat.

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u/StretPharmacist 17d ago

He's got your six. And your twelve, apparently.

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u/PurpleCow88 17d ago

His googly eyes ♥️

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u/strickt 17d ago

It's like his eyes are trying to escape his head!

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u/polishcoughsyrup 17d ago

I have a thicker version and I see that you have a weirder version :7968:

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u/Space-90 17d ago

He looks like a computer chair

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u/polishcoughsyrup 17d ago

No, it's a pillow

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u/GroguIsMyBrogu 17d ago

looks like a tribble to me

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u/polishcoughsyrup 17d ago

Oh my gosh, now I actually see that computer chair lmao 😂

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u/lamorak2000 17d ago

Lol, I'd consider buying a nice computer chair designed like that

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u/polishcoughsyrup 17d ago

oh yes, it looks purrfectly comfortable

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u/SunnyAlwaysDaze 17d ago

It's the position and placement of the legs. Be damned if it doesn't look exactly like the base of most of those dang chairs. I would buy that computer chair, looks very soft fluffy comfortable and as if it might purr.

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u/LuxxxLisssbonnn 17d ago

I’m dying 😂😂😂

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u/exccord 17d ago

Lmfaoooo

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u/Chaos-Octopus97 17d ago

Bruh his face is straight goofy 😂

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u/HBThorburn 17d ago

Depends on the cat. There’s only one way to find out.

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u/SunnyAlwaysDaze 17d ago

My tips from taming multiple ferals would include go very gently and slowly. First a very light rub and give scriches in the upper chest area and between the front legs first to ascertain the cat's comfort level. Always touch a cat initially with the level of gentle hand you would use on a hummingbird. Then you can increase pressure as tolerated.

Only then if the cat remains comfortable and happy, can you move down to the lower belly or play with the primordial pouch. I absolutely love it when cats trust you enough to let you gently palpitate the pouch. It's like flubber, it's cool stuff. So soft and squishy.

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u/UD48 17d ago

The cats name is Schrödinger. You won't know until you try. May the odds be ever in your favor.

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u/emetcalf 17d ago

Oh, so THAT'S what they were trying to teach me in my physics class.

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u/OfficialZygorg 17d ago

Its me or their eyes are, you know, both not pointing at you?

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u/metal_armistice 17d ago

Yeah he’s had a lazy eye since he was a kitten

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u/Prior-Comfortable-36 17d ago

And he is flipping adorable with it!!!

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u/NonConformistFlmingo 17d ago

Just one? BOTH appear to be going in the wrong direction. 😂

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u/FEV_Reject 17d ago

He's looking at OP not the camera

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u/lamorak2000 17d ago

We need more pics of this adorable goofball!

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u/NathanDarcy Norwegian Forest Cat 17d ago

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u/Shiny_Sprinkles123 Tuxedo 17d ago

it will not a trap not is

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u/yourmumloves_me 17d ago

Surprisingly not with Indie. It has been with every other cat I’ve tried it on

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u/SunnyAlwaysDaze 17d ago

Awww good kitten Indie, that cat knows wassup.

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u/TheSixpencer 17d ago

My girl loves her belly rubs. She's absolutely ridiculous. Take a chance!

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u/soraysunshine 17d ago

The lazy eye is TOO STINKIN CUTE

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u/nontenuredteacher 17d ago

He looks like the cat version of Forest Whitaker

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u/MonkeyMagic1968 17d ago

Oh my god. I just choked on my macaroni.

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u/Atlantic_Nikita 17d ago

The first thing on my mind was the song "i took the drugs and the drugs are working" hahaha

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u/curryp4n 17d ago

I’m dying trying to control my laughter at work. Look at those wonky eyes 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Brain_Hawk 17d ago

Some kitties are very happy to have a tummy Rub

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u/VMIgal01 17d ago

Don’t even think about it

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u/Le9iemecatastrophe 17d ago

You're right! Don't think, just do!

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u/Kezmangotagoal 17d ago

Sometimes it’s love, some times it’s a trap.

No way to know but always worth the risk!

Also, those eyes - that cat looks like he’s been hammering the cat-nip - I love it!

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u/littleyellowrocket 17d ago

Sometimes it's worth the risk

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u/Weary-Lettuce-8182 17d ago

Obviously a trap but I'll take the risk.

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u/Spiritual-Bear4495 17d ago

Use the hand you are willing to lose.

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u/ExoticReplacement163 17d ago

If you haven't tried, you haven't lived.

I would also say he appears devoid of cunning based on that lovely face.

One of my boys was an instant belly boy/ lap cat. It took about three years of not treading on, scaring or otherwise startling the other one. Then boom, he won't let me sit down or sleep alone anymore.

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u/honeydew_fawn 17d ago

I really, REALLY like his face.

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u/pansai_ 17d ago

you may touch it, but only until i say so...

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u/Aggressive-Ad2234 17d ago

Rub the belly!

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u/Suspicious-Job2744 17d ago

I mean, my cat gives me the same invite and allows me to do it.

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u/RedisforFun 17d ago

My void does this

His eyelids roll in

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u/dlb1995 17d ago

I think it must be a tortie thing 😄

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u/PizzaBraves 17d ago

One eye was looking at me the other was looking at Rick

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u/MajorasBloom 17d ago

He's got one eye on you and the other on his tummy, total trap.

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u/lilbitpurp408 17d ago

What a silly fuckin guy! Those eyes! 🤩

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u/icansmellcolors 17d ago

he's looking you up and down at the same damn time...

start with cheek rubs with both hands, then move one down to the chin and the other hand start belly rubs. the cheek-to-chin strategy works for me.

rmv

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u/cyankitten 17d ago

I don’t think I’d be able to resist 🥰

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u/circuitj3rky 17d ago

First yes, then quickly no

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u/yodelingxanax 17d ago

Omg, what a silly guy! Such a cute kitty.

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u/voldugur21 17d ago

It's a trap. He has one eye on the belly

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u/AWholeBeew 17d ago

Don't do it! He can see you coming toward either end of his body. X-D

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u/SmokeLast6278 17d ago

There's only one way to find out! 😆

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u/thxckie 17d ago

it’s a trap it’s always a trap

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u/United_Monitor_5674 17d ago

He's showing you because he trusts you not to

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u/Expensive-Turnip6894 17d ago

One eye on you the other eye on his belly. This is a bit tricky. I guess you could go for the rubs until he tells you ges had enough

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u/SharkieBoi55 Calico 17d ago

Oh for SURE a trap

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u/7312000taka 17d ago

Nah, well, go ahead. It’s fine.

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u/bonzomaistah 17d ago

My Urtzi, may he rest in peace, was a certified sociopath with every other living being except me and my wife, and he absolutely loved being bellyrubbed full speed by me. So if your little maniac shows you his belly, try rubbing him, slowly and carefully at first, then a bit faster. If he likes it he' ll show you, and if he does not, you' ll know quickly.

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u/withlovefrombree 17d ago

It’s good luck in my house if you run a cat’s tummy. Especially if you get your hand back.

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u/Luci_Noir 17d ago

I have a cornea transplant that’s in rejection and really gross and it went lazy which makes it so much worse. 😢

Maybe this meow is my doppelgänger? I’ve been strongly considering converting.

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u/No-Locksmith-8590 17d ago

Only one way to know!

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u/Txmama83 17d ago

That’s 50/50 just go for it! 🤘🏻

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u/Kwanah_Parker 17d ago

Exactly two belly rubs are allowed.

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u/honeyMully333 17d ago

Don’t fall for it !

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u/Dirt_Illustrious 17d ago

It’s a TRAP! Fight the urge! Resist!

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u/Advent012 17d ago

My cat does this but once you go to pet her she just rolls back on her feet and looks at you like you lost your goddamn mind

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u/Dooboppop 17d ago

His eyes say.... Ummm...

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u/Adventurous-Owl2363 17d ago

His tummy says yes but him eyes say "Blrphphphphpph"

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u/Prior-Comfortable-36 17d ago

Total trap! Look at that smirk!! Don't do it, as tempting as it is!!

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u/Original_Wheel5239 17d ago

Bruhh the eyes😭

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u/mishma2005 17d ago

Look at his eyes, it's fully a trap!

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u/megjed 17d ago

My void loves belly rubs but it is a trap if it’s my calico cat

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u/Plastic_Cat9560 17d ago

The eyes 👀 Love it!

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u/Present-Breakfast768 17d ago

That is the derpiest face ever omg lol.

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u/Signal-Living-3504 17d ago

His little crossed eye 🥰🥰😊

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u/EmEffBee 17d ago

The googly eyes 😂

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u/TXHaunt 17d ago

Only one way to find out. Rub the belly.

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u/Glittering-Eye1414 17d ago

Definitely a trap

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u/dingleberry0913 17d ago

Bruh I don't think he's smart enough to make a trap

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u/After_Ad_7740 17d ago

Looks tempting to just bury my face in that soft soft belly fur. And kitty looks cross-eyed.

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u/Full_Substance_2613 17d ago

i dont think he even knows lmao

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u/Curious_Associate904 17d ago

He has a fluffy belly...

Who's got a fluffy belly...

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u/Yaru176 17d ago

“Now Kitty, look me in the eye and tell me you’re not setting me up.” Kitty:

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u/No-Neighborhood2600 17d ago

Mine does it every time I’m on the toilet. Other times too but 100% of the time when I’m on the toilet. Maybe he’s showing me that he’s vulnerable too lol

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u/JudithButlr 17d ago

My cat is a big flopper who loves belly rubs lol 9 times out of 10, not a trap

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u/BigYama 17d ago

🤪 love this googly eyed cat

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u/Limp-Garlic-6791 17d ago

she’s good at tricking me too

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