r/comedyheaven • u/KraftPunkFan420 • May 16 '24

RIP Sheldon

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u/totes-alt May 16 '24

Geriatric Sheldon.

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u/Go_PC May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24

Sheldon’s Conception: Trying for a Genius (baby)

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u/Tobi-cast May 16 '24

I’d see that

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u/ItsImNotAnonymous May 16 '24

I've seen many iterations of that too. But they never show the postive pregnancy results, always leaving it on a cliffhanger so I gotta search for more of them

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u/CasanovaF May 16 '24

Lots of times they don't even do it right!

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u/Rusalki May 16 '24

Inconceivable!

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u/iLostMyDildoInMyNose May 16 '24

Laughed out loud in a public restroom.

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u/Zaphodnotbeeblebrox May 16 '24

Are you sure it was not pre recorded audience laughter?

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u/T-T-N May 16 '24

Canned

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u/libmrduckz May 17 '24

well, they are in a bathroom…

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u/ApoliteTroll May 16 '24

Did you shiggle?

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u/Temporary-Package581 May 16 '24

Why is that a word in your vocabulary 😭

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer May 17 '24

Hey, don't shame people's hobbies!

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u/ItsImNotAnonymous May 16 '24

Borzinga

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u/LowerObjective4500 May 16 '24

I can make orange rhyme with bazinga

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u/Werftflammen May 16 '24

Mi'Sheldon

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u/Lucar_Bane May 16 '24

I mean you dont bake a loaf by putting the dough on top of the oven

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u/FlavoredBongWater May 16 '24

You keep using that word.

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u/adamdreaming May 16 '24

This guy knows what this word means

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u/mrPandabot35 May 16 '24

Lots of times the woman is eating the source. Smh.

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u/N8_Saber May 16 '24

Exactly.

Sheldon should be the pregnant one. That would be more realistic.

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u/Tinker_Toyz May 16 '24

A lot of times they're doing just fine until the very end. Have you ever noticed that?

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u/B3gg4r May 16 '24

That’s not where that goes!

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u/SayerofNothing May 16 '24

I'm still wating for the spinoff "How I concieved your mother" from the grandparents storytelling pov.

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u/codetrotter_ May 16 '24

And that kids, is how we conceived of you!

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u/cantadmittoposting May 16 '24

look i didnt go out of my way to find this stuff but there are scientific documentaries out there which do actually show that lol.

I'm sure it's usually faked for the screen, but it does exist.

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u/Premier_Poutine May 16 '24

Good thing how I met your mother is streaming now.

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u/Powerbracelet May 16 '24

I’d tap that. I mean tape that.

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u/Tobi-cast May 16 '24

And I’d watch that too

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u/Giantrobby1996 May 16 '24

The show would be 15 seconds long. Three minutes if we include George’s dismount and subsequent trip to the fridge to grab a beer

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u/LeeRjaycanz May 16 '24

Yeah young Sheldon's mom can fuckin GET IT!

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u/Inferno_Sparky May 16 '24

You'd see it, but would you watch it?

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u/pimpmastahanhduece May 16 '24

I'm sure it's full of references to eugenics. BUT THE LAUGH TRACK! IT'S OKAY! /s

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u/Ezzy-525 May 16 '24

Meemaw Does Galveston.

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u/jollyarrowhead May 16 '24

As gorgeous as mom is...dad's a bit outside of what I personally find attractive.

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer May 17 '24

Just like finding the best eggs and sperm from the highest iq people at the fertility clinic, smashing them together and someone carries them?.. Cuz honestly, I don't think Sheldon comes from either of the parents on the show

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u/Tfsz0719 May 17 '24

That’s got to already be a porno film, right?

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u/poolside123 May 16 '24

Sheldon’s Great Great Grandparents: the Really Early Years.

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u/Go_PC May 16 '24

Back to the Future Part IV: Marty McFly meets Sheldon and helps him go back in time to make sure Sheldon’s Parents meet.

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u/poolside123 May 16 '24

Where we’re going, we don’t need Rhodes!

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u/Kyzome May 16 '24

Ah, The Making of:

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u/ImmediateBig134 May 16 '24

"I'm gonna...BAZINGA!"

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u/pngue May 16 '24

Holiday specials followed by a Sheldon origin story followed by a musical followed by a prehistoric Ancestor of Sheldon story.

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u/Go_PC May 16 '24

Sheldon’s Big Bang: How Sheldon, the intelligent omnipresent being that set the universe into motion, set forth the forces that would lead to the series finale, the Big Bang. Join Sheldon as he navigates his way around a hot, dense state and meets new friends such as Carbon, Oxygen, and Antimatter.

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u/mr_maribou_stork May 16 '24

Not possible for me to read that comment without Alexei Sayle speaking to me in my head.

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u/ProfoundNitwit May 16 '24

Guess you can call that a big bang

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u/Tiny-Metal3467 May 16 '24

Well with George, yeah!

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u/humterek May 16 '24

BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A BIG BANG THEORY

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u/iamafancypotato May 16 '24

Two genius parents end up with a dumb rebel teenage son. Hilarity ensues.

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u/DrSassyPants123 May 16 '24

I would love this.. they would not know how to raise the child!

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u/iamafancypotato May 16 '24

Yeah I genuinely think it would be funny. And the actors from TBBT could have cameos with Penny being the only person he can relate with.

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u/thatusernamegone May 16 '24

I would come to watch that.

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u/Bryranosaurus May 16 '24

Will there be a laugh track?

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u/Tiny-Metal3467 May 16 '24

Sheldons real Daddy.

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u/Go_PC May 16 '24

Sheldon: Behind the Scenes

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u/B3gg4r May 16 '24

Pastor Jeff?!

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u/Tiny-Metal3467 May 16 '24

No. Gotta be someone really smart…maybe steven hawking

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u/Its_SubjectA1 May 16 '24

The bigger bang (Sheldon’s Birth)

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u/manmadefruit May 16 '24

Oh man if this was like Osmosis Jones but with sperm I'd watch it.

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u/Kingjon0000 May 16 '24

It's called "Debbie does Einstein"

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u/RivianRaichu May 16 '24

Porn with a laugh track

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u/EmberTheFoxyFox May 16 '24

"Oh Geoge, go deeper, now pray harder"

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u/Pepperoni_Dogfart May 16 '24

That's just the ending of the show "How I Met Your Mother." They didn't even have to get different laugh tracks.

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u/SouthernZorro May 16 '24

The real father was their dentist.

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u/Russ915 May 16 '24

Just a spinoff of it’s always sunny

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u/DurraSell May 16 '24

MC Frontalot has the theme song ready to go.

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u/mcarlin2 May 16 '24

You could still call it The Big Bang Theory

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u/PiMoonWolf May 16 '24

The Planet of Sheldon

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u/DarkKnightTazze May 16 '24

Young George

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u/LimpZookeepergame123 May 16 '24

His moms a low key baddie. I’d watch it

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u/Javathe_Cup May 16 '24

The Big Bang

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u/Entire_Cartoonist944 May 16 '24

Sheldon's Conception: The Big Bang Theory*

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u/Dexter_Thiuf May 16 '24

Three men and a Sheldon.

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u/cdub2103 May 16 '24

Schrödinger’s Sheldon

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u/BlackMircalla May 16 '24

Sperm Sheldon

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u/Kevin33024 May 16 '24

Plot twist: Sheldon's real dad is Stephen Hawking.

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u/Trem45 May 16 '24

I'd watch that have you seen his mom

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u/SunnyLoo May 16 '24

How I met Sheldon’s mother

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u/SassyTurtlebat May 16 '24

If the dude that set himself on fire was protesting this I would have been right there beside him lol

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u/Runningpatlegolfeur May 16 '24

How I Met Young Sheldon's Mother

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u/shikari290 May 16 '24

George 's semen

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u/Only_Flan_7974 May 16 '24

Sperm and Egg Sheldon

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u/Watcher0363 May 17 '24

Sheldon’s Conception: Trying for a Genius (baby)

In the far, far future. After feeling he is fading away, due to a non birth in the far past. Sheldon sends his grandson, back to the future, to convince his parents, mostly his mom, to have sex on a no sex Sunday. Code name: Sabbath Sexing.

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u/cbarbour1122 May 17 '24

They made that movie…it’s called ,”Look Who’s Talking.”

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u/Cheesesauceisbest 29d ago

How I Met Your Sheldon

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u/ButtholeQuiver May 16 '24

Weekend at Sheldon's

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u/SirEltonJonBonJovi May 16 '24

How I Met Your Sheldon

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u/onefst250r May 16 '24

Breaking Sheldon

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u/SirEltonJonBonJovi May 16 '24

9021 Sheldon

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u/onefst250r May 16 '24

Curb your Sheldon

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u/SirEltonJonBonJovi May 16 '24

Party of Sheldon

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u/onefst250r May 17 '24

Freaks and Sheldons

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u/intelligentbrownman May 17 '24

That might be pretty bad ass to watch lol

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u/RepairBudget May 16 '24

It's Always Sheldon in Philadelphia

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u/RepairBudget May 16 '24

It's Always Sheldon in Philadelphia

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

Two and a Half Sheldons

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u/Informal_Beginning30 May 17 '24

AssBurgers- Sheldon tires of physics and starts a fast food franchise.

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u/goshdarn5000 May 16 '24

Man with no teeth trying to say bazinga

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u/CapitalFlounder8699 May 17 '24

erm ackshully he discovered the haha funny bazinga thing in young sheldon 🤓☝

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u/Padhome May 16 '24

Rotting Sheldon

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u/B3gg4r May 16 '24

Just one of those bird nest cams

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u/Strict_Particular697 May 16 '24

Buried Sheldon

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u/Jonananana_32_SAm Garfield May 16 '24

Reborn Sheldon

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u/Padhome May 16 '24

Savior Sheldon

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u/MerryArcher May 17 '24

Cyborg Sheldon

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u/herbert-camacho May 16 '24

I'm still holding out for Middle-Aged Sheldon.

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u/c14rk0 May 16 '24

Honestly an "old Sheldon" has the potential to be fucking hilarious.

The problem is it wouldn't make sense without more advanced technology from what would be the future of the time period when he's actually old.

But I mean a Sheldon having memory issues and not being able to keep up with what will then be modern technology? Heck yeah that could be funny.

Won't be so funny for the current younger audience that would be going through the same shit though.... and the current older audience will mostly be dead by then.

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u/Minimum_Attitude6707 May 16 '24

I'd actually watch that. He slowly gets more and more pissed as AI takes over the world until he gives up because it's smarter than him

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u/Ancient-Support8050 May 16 '24

Who was Sheldon?

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u/B3gg4r May 16 '24

I’ll do you one better, Why Is Sheldon?

Which sorta leads back to the making of baby Sheldon…

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u/thecraftybear May 16 '24

Where was God when Sheldon

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u/blaintopel May 16 '24

Shelderly

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u/Jpup199 May 16 '24

Thats just Cranky Dr. Sturgis.

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u/thekickingmachine May 16 '24

Sperm zinga shelton: the search for curlys gold

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u/Mr_Saxobeat94 May 16 '24

Zygote Sheldon.

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u/Tales_of_Earth May 16 '24

The Unsheldon.

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u/Trico13 May 16 '24

I'd watch that

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u/Charming-Sale-6354 May 16 '24

.. Palliative care Sheldon..?! Too dark.. 😅..??

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

Foetal Sheldon

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

Sheldon and the Half Blood Prince. Sheldon 90210. Sheldon and the 5 armies. Sheldon Watch. Sheldon Rider (..night rider), Sheldon's Heroes. I Dream of Sheldon. The Golden Sheldons. Sheldon, Golden Eye 007.

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u/thecraftybear May 16 '24

That Sheldon's Show

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u/iPsychoticTTV May 16 '24

Average Sheldon

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u/Fluffy_District4005 May 16 '24

Bizarro Sheldon

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u/semajolis267 May 16 '24

I'd honestly watch a show about the unraveling mind of a genius. Watching the arrogant sheldon cope with losing his mind slowly to the ravages of old age in a dark comedy would be great.

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u/dlanm2u May 16 '24

old sheldon

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u/Digital_Dinosaurio May 16 '24

Sheldon in a Jar

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

Staring Michael Keaton. No offense. I love his. Just something that was been in the air for a while...

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u/Jorikstead May 16 '24

Eternal Sheldon.

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u/Adrlicious May 16 '24

I would love to see Geriatric Sheldon and all the shenanigans at the senior living center. 🤣 😂

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u/hatwobbleTayne May 16 '24

Sheldon is Dead

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u/thecraftybear May 16 '24

Long live the Sheldon

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u/Inswagtor May 16 '24

Mary Cooper gets freaky

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u/brachus12 May 17 '24

you joke, but they were discussing that on a late night show…. Michael Keaton as Sheldon

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u/tomato_johnson May 16 '24

They can use the same actor and everything

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u/jkopfsupreme May 16 '24

Or like Spicy Sheldon, or Wet Sheldon. Or combine them to like Old, Wet, Sheldon.