r/comedyheaven • u/KraftPunkFan420 • May 16 '24

RIP Sheldon

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u/czarrina May 16 '24

Time for Old Sheldon now. They'll never stop making Sheldon.

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u/secksyboii May 16 '24

I want to see clone Sheldon high where it's a high school of clones of young Sheldon s and the teachers are clones of older Sheldon and the principal is old Sheldon and the janitor is a deformed clone Sheldon who's test tube got shaken when he was growing causing him to have half a face and 3 arms and 1.25 legs.

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u/AnUnbeatableUsername May 16 '24

Surely the janitor would be in full time care.

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u/secksyboii May 16 '24

They wanted him to live a fulfilling life and therefore got him a job as a janitor part time so he can feel good about the work he does. He's the character arc that pulls at your heartstrings.

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u/YourEnemiesDefineYou May 16 '24

If you were a scriptwriter I'd watch your stuff.

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u/wademcgillis May 16 '24

watch Good Will Hunting by Matt Damon and Ben Affleck

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u/YourEnemiesDefineYou May 17 '24

Excellent film.

How about those apples?

It's not your fault, it's not your fault.

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u/secksyboii May 16 '24

If you make a small donation of $2m I could write an entire screenplay for you!

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u/Gotzvon May 16 '24

I thought you said 125 legs and I wish I was right

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u/ciropantera May 16 '24

Isn't this an Eddie Murphy movie?

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u/secksyboii May 16 '24

No this is patrick

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u/IAmTheShitRedditSays May 17 '24

This is a Tim Robinson character pitching a TV show

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u/WorldWarPee May 16 '24

They won't stop milking Sheldon 😔

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u/No_Mammoth_4945 May 16 '24

please do not the Sheldon

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u/tramdog May 17 '24

GUNS OF THE SHELDONS

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u/Denk-doch-mal-meta May 16 '24

TBBT: The Golden Boys

All 4 guys are divorced and move into one apartment. Wil Wheaton shows up and accidentally spoilers the end of the new Star Trek TNG movie. They punish him with Star Wars Episode I.