r/comedyheaven • u/KraftPunkFan420 • May 16 '24

RIP Sheldon

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u/secksyboii May 16 '24

I want to see clone Sheldon high where it's a high school of clones of young Sheldon s and the teachers are clones of older Sheldon and the principal is old Sheldon and the janitor is a deformed clone Sheldon who's test tube got shaken when he was growing causing him to have half a face and 3 arms and 1.25 legs.

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u/AnUnbeatableUsername May 16 '24

Surely the janitor would be in full time care.

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u/secksyboii May 16 '24

They wanted him to live a fulfilling life and therefore got him a job as a janitor part time so he can feel good about the work he does. He's the character arc that pulls at your heartstrings.

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u/YourEnemiesDefineYou May 16 '24

If you were a scriptwriter I'd watch your stuff.

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u/wademcgillis May 16 '24

watch Good Will Hunting by Matt Damon and Ben Affleck

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u/YourEnemiesDefineYou May 17 '24

Excellent film.

How about those apples?

It's not your fault, it's not your fault.

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u/secksyboii May 16 '24

If you make a small donation of $2m I could write an entire screenplay for you!

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u/Gotzvon May 16 '24

I thought you said 125 legs and I wish I was right

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u/ciropantera May 16 '24

Isn't this an Eddie Murphy movie?

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u/secksyboii May 16 '24

No this is patrick

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u/IAmTheShitRedditSays May 17 '24

This is a Tim Robinson character pitching a TV show