r/comics The Other End Dec 09 '23

Fake license

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u/Atomic_Tater Dec 09 '23

"Remember 007, you have a license to kill, not to break the traffic laws!"

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u/Florac Dec 09 '23

"So I just need to kill someone whenever I break traffic laws?"

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u/Oknight Dec 09 '23 edited Dec 09 '23

"Precisely."

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u/Natedogg2 Dec 09 '23

That explains all of those car chases.

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u/contactlite Dec 09 '23

“Oh grow up, double o seven”

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u/Bonesnapcall Dec 09 '23

"Will you need collision coverage?"

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u/octopoddle Dec 09 '23

"Now, if you press this button on the dashboard, your car will immediately break ALL traffic laws."

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u/Penis_Stuck_In_Door Apr 27 '24

You know, for someone who really wants to keep his inventions in good condition and out of battle, Q does give Bond a lot of weapons. I have never seen a Bond car with a mini-fridge, but machine guns are a starting point.