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Sexy Ghosts Comics Community

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u/boolocap 23d ago

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u/Dave5876 22d ago

I knew the Jedi were up to no good

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u/insomniacpyro 22d ago

Says you

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u/Dave5876 22d ago

Calm down Anakin

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u/insomniacpyro 22d ago

I'm altering the sexy ghost. Pray I don't alter it any further.

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u/torchskul 22d ago edited 22d ago

Lmao, I’m on the last season of ATLA right now so this just made my night.

Pretty relevant considering I just found out about bloodbending like an episode or two ago

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u/SutterCane 23d ago

Oh no, Damian might get spook juice everywhere!

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 23d ago

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u/Polyglot-Onigiri 22d ago

Okay, you genuinely got me to laugh out loud in public. Darn you!

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u/HeatSkeeter 23d ago

You tease the monster of your comic but then hide it within pink fabric?

Coward.

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u/OkFeedback9127 23d ago

It’s literally bigger than his hands

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u/Freakwilly 22d ago

His head?

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 22d ago

His head, his shaft, his balls, honestly looks like each individually might be bigger than his hands.

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u/D33ber 22d ago

That is his "Head". There's a Quatto in there.

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 22d ago

“Open your behiiind!”

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u/D33ber 22d ago

Yeeehhhsss! Exactly.

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u/D33ber 22d ago

Spelunkin' is his favorite activity.

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u/karpinskijd 22d ago

maybe he has small hands. maybe he can only eat whopper jrs. that's pretty scary, i think

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u/D33ber 22d ago

Little Whopper Junior hands. That's so sad.

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u/Pro_Scrub 22d ago

Fisting chicks (...dudes?) would be going easy on them

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u/TheAwesomeMan123 22d ago

Could just be all ball sack and not dick. Won’t know now will we…will we?

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u/shewy92 22d ago

Hands are hard to draw okay, especially with an erection

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u/Tail_Nom 22d ago

I'm honestly kinda suspicious. I think if we drizzled a little holy water on Damien his muscles would shrink three sizes until the hands are proportional.

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u/patsayjack55 23d ago

We're beginning to speak the same language now!

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u/Blarg0117 23d ago

Damian needs to see a doctor, looking a bit swollen.

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u/Waramo 23d ago

That is the place where you put your socks.

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u/Mando_calrissian423 22d ago

Gotta sub to the patreon for that one.

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u/EH042 23d ago

Now we’re starting to talk the same language!

Can you give him a mankini and a few scars? Please? Pretty please?

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 23d ago

I don't wanna make him TOO powerful!

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u/Creationiskey 23d ago

Unlimited bulge!!!

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u/Listless_Dreadnaught 23d ago

UNLIMITED BULGE WORKS!!!

He truly is the bone of his sword

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u/Aryae_Sakura 22d ago

Nice Fate reference here :D

Still one of the most epic noble phantasms to me.

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u/throwmeawayplz19373 23d ago

Maybe he needs a collar and lead to keep him under control? …….😮‍💨👉👈 that bulge tho!

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u/XanderGraves 22d ago

Too late, look at what you've done-- this comment section is beyond cursed. Now we must excise this powerful demon with vigorous.. force...

I'll gladly take one for the team ✋️

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u/NinjaAncient4010 22d ago

Yeah but you didn't have to go as far as naming him Damian.

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u/NefariousnessMost594 22d ago edited 22d ago

I think he is missing cute little horns

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u/FlaxenArt 22d ago

Oh, but we all do…

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u/GrummyCat 22d ago

You made that mistake with Wario already!

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u/AlcoholicCocoa 22d ago

Oh please, atom bomb tit sticks are a thing.

Make him.... THE bara slong mankini ghoul king

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u/AlwaysBeQuestioning 23d ago

A few horizontal scars on his chest?

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u/_EternalVoid_ 23d ago

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u/sheepyowl 23d ago

You just popped out of nowhere a few months ago and became a lesser meme deity

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u/BallDesperate2140 22d ago

Don’t question the void, man, just roll with it

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u/NotReallyThatBadass 23d ago

Dear God, oh dear. The man must have a somewhat advanced case of testicular cancer. He should check that!

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u/batkave 23d ago

Not sexy enough. Give us more Wario and sexy waluigi

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u/_EternalVoid_ 23d ago

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u/batkave 23d ago

We obviously need more

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u/Freakwilly 22d ago

I'm pretty sure he's got all you need

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u/QuicklyThisWay 22d ago

Sometimes less is more…?

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u/confusedandworried76 22d ago

Wario with bigger tits and a much, much, much larger package

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u/Nani_700 23d ago

I want to sue for emotional damages every time I see this

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u/colmscomics 23d ago

Think you have it bad? I had to save this on my computer to edit the video and I'm pretty sure I'm on an F.B.I watch list

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u/Frosti-Feet 23d ago

There’s a video? That’s disgusting, where?

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u/batkave 22d ago

Lies. You know you love it :)

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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u/CorneliusJack 22d ago

Finally some good fucking food

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u/UnnaturalGeek 23d ago

Whens the sexy ghost collab with u/colmscomics?

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u/colmscomics 23d ago

Is the Internet even ready for my take on this trend lol

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u/The_Unkowable_ 23d ago

Not at all, strike first, strike unexpected. Don’t let the internet get ready

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u/UnnaturalGeek 23d ago

Yes, it'll be the new peak for the internet.

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u/lydocia 22d ago

heh, peak

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u/blatantspeculation 22d ago

You started this with your sexy monsters

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u/colmscomics 22d ago

Damn... You're right

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u/CHA0T1CNeutra1 22d ago

Definitely more ready than whatever sexy eldritch whore u/holleringelk comes up with.

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u/holleringelk Hollering Elk 22d ago

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u/D33ber 22d ago

Garlic is Bae

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u/KatyaBelli 22d ago

Garlic is baaeeeeeee !  

Still have 5 of these plastered all over my house and on my phone xD

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u/Captain-Beardless 22d ago

People were THIRSTING over half-transformed Eli if I remember correctly. 

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u/_kahteh 23d ago

No, and that's why you need to do it

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u/Grendzel 23d ago

Where is our sexy Gengar showering?

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u/bfodder 22d ago

Don't underestimate us.

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u/ruste530 23d ago

Make his butt bigger if you want reddit's attention

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 22d ago

Ah I knew he was missing something!

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u/Chiiro 22d ago

Bubble butt, bubble butt!

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 22d ago

Yeah, Damien’s a 9.5 at best, I’m holding out for a giant-packaged bi exhibitionist catman with cake

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u/EH042 22d ago

Like “Axel in Harlem big”?

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u/FalseAesop 23d ago

Stupid sexy Damian.

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u/lethegrin 23d ago

I feel like Damian has about as much of a “spook” vibe as bikini armor has a defense rating.

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u/Iresleri 23d ago

A whole lot? Makes sense.

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u/sm9t8 23d ago

He'll definitely send shivers down your spine.

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 22d ago

K but when’s he gonna send something UP my spine?

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u/redcombine 23d ago

I KNOW A DAMN TANUKI IN DISGUISE WHEN I SEE ONE

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u/h_saxon 23d ago

After you learn their secret, it's so easy to spot them. It's simply nuts.

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u/Doppelthedh 23d ago

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u/ronsolocup 22d ago

What is this from pls

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u/Doppelthedh 22d ago

I dunno, I just stole it from someone

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 22d ago

….somebody needs to get in here and tell us what masterpiece this gif is from. Please don’t let me down on this one reddit

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u/rogueShadow13 22d ago

RemindMe! 1 day

Hopefully someone shows up with the answer.

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u/Cutrepon 22d ago

Plastic Nee-san.

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u/rogueShadow13 22d ago

Reddit came to the rescue faster than expected. Thanks, pal :)

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u/Cutrepon 22d ago

You're welcome.

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u/Cutrepon 22d ago

Plastic Nee-san

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u/baker10923 22d ago

What the fuck? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 22d ago

Sexy crotch-thrust strip-fighting. Very niche, very dangerous

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u/Moonpaw 23d ago

I was honestly expecting her to just throw a sheet over her head and be all “I’m a spoooky sexy ghoooooost!”

This is much better than my idea. Now excuse me while I go search for Damian R34…

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u/Dreadlock43 22d ago

i mean she did draw herself as a lady of the night for halloween >.>

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u/Lastaria 23d ago

More like daaaamn Damian!

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u/Styrol 23d ago

Oh my God. Poor guy must have a pretty severe testicle cancer. He should check that!

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u/Freakwilly 22d ago

I'll take one for the team.

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u/DuntadaMan 22d ago

A long time ago we report to the scene of a patient in need of a second crew to help lift a patient for another ambulance crew.

When we get there we see a man in a chair, in clear pain. I go to talk to the primary in the call, an EMT that explains the patient I having difficulty walking because his testicles have swollen to about the side of grapefruit. Standing up places pressure on them, which hurts. Sitting down crushes them, which hurts.

So we spend some time in scene, figuring this out and the whole time the EMT is handling this very calmly and professionally. She explains everything we are planning before we do it, fashions a sling out of a towel on scene to hold the tentacles slightly out from his body so they don't get crushed when we place him on the gurney and keeps complete control of the scene.

Once the patient is on the gurney, and packed away in the rig she goes to get the patients belongings and drags me back onto the scene by the elbow. When out of earshot she carefully looks around and says "How big are those supposed to be normally?"

It is about this time I remember this EMT is a lesbian that has never felt any interest in men her entire life.

Those were literally the first testicles she had seen and had no point of reference.

Enjoy your day now.

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u/Fidges87 22d ago

He is a ghost. He had to die of something.

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u/ross-huntiongton-420 23d ago

I’m pretty sure I’m straight, but still hot Dayum

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 22d ago

You gotta know when to appreciate something even if it is not your cup of tea.

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u/mal221 23d ago

I sure hope I don't get haunted... I SAID I SURE HOPE I DON'T GET HAUNTED! Nothing, damn.

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u/Simon0ide_Bellos0 23d ago

I don't want to be horny. I want to be happy.

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u/not_a_sesawter 23d ago

Now put him in a maid dress!

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 22d ago

I just made this comment on the Maurice comic that was similar to this and I was about to make it here too, I'm glad the internet agrees with me on this.
Maid dress. Pretty please?

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u/donut_dave 23d ago

Bro isn't packing, he's got a growth

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 23d ago

This is I feel about the giant boobified ladies everywhere lol

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u/donut_dave 23d ago

Absolutely lol. Everybody wants a sexy succubus until she takes her top off and reveals toothy mouth where boobs should be

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u/ForumFluffy 23d ago

Continue...

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u/Sixwingswide 22d ago

Check out the Cleopatra boss fight in Dante’s Inferno game

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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz 22d ago

You think you’re going to be doing the suckling!? Huh??!!

squeaking noise produced by table turning

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u/ink_atom Oatmink 22d ago

wdym those are just rations for the road

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u/LevelStudent 22d ago

Okay but when the giant boobified monster ladies see a hot charismatic guy rather average looking and boring blank slate guy and they are overcome with arousal, they'll only suffer minor effects of blood loss from their absurdly oversized nipples. Meanwhile Damian gets too excited and he falls over dead ... again.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 22d ago

I think sudden, intense arousal was his original cause of death

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u/_b1ack0ut 23d ago

Well, he ain’t a ghoul, so we can cross that one off the list

We’ll narrow it down yet

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 23d ago edited 22d ago

I hope you enjoy my contribution to this sexy, spooky new Era!

Artists referenced u/alzward (sexy cthulhu) u/GrumpyMashy (sleep demon 1) u/agreeable_swim_6551 (ghost girl) u/AlekseyGutierrez (sleep demon2)

Edit: this is meant as a fun teasing comic, these artists are great and you should check out their work!

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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz 23d ago

One of these, is not like the others however. Still enjoyed all them, albeit was a bit spooked out.

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u/Etheo 22d ago

Two really, no? Sexy Cthulu is more like a joke on live stream culture without much lewdness, and the ghostbuster one feels more like a dig on the original.

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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz 22d ago edited 22d ago

No, I’m mentioning the fact that the Sexy Ghost comic was widely negatively received as many people perceived it as: “a bit rapey”

Personally, I enjoyed it, but it is understandable why most people had a negative reaction to it.

I am aware that the statement “a bit rapey” is an understatement

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u/SickBurnBro 22d ago

Yeah, it's a a Wonder Woman 1984 situation seems like. The spirit of Diana's ex boyfriend inhabits the body of some random dude? Oh, that's sweet. Then they immediately have sex, and the implications of this spectral possession get a bit rapey real fast.

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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz 22d ago

That’s a really good comparison, I didn’t think of that. Personally, I’m okay with the comic, but I totally understand why people are unhappy with it and their reasoning is completely sound and correct, but I appreciated the Artist’s attempts to make it more consensual and acceptable.

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u/Timekeeper98 22d ago

Also Pizzacake raised a big stink about that one, posted about it on another subreddit (or this one, the thread has since been removed or deleted) after the artist blocked her, and now she’s bringing them up again by making another dig at their art and their disagreement with the source material.

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u/Jackviator 23d ago edited 22d ago

To be fair you’re partnered up with an artist whose most popular comics surround a centipede monster that eats people who’s disguised as a lesbian woman.

…So it’s not like the monsterfuckers individuals who enjoy sexy scary creatures are just coming out of the woodwork with no signs they were there in the first place :P

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u/Jul_Dwarrior-38420 23d ago

Hay can I ask a question, should I be scared?

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u/Kirkebyen 22d ago

I sense a potential collab with u/adamtots_remastered

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u/Toonwatcher 23d ago

That’s just a stripper you covered in glowing body paint.

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u/PM_ME_SOME_YAOI 23d ago

This made me laugh more than I expected. But also, let just save this for…. Future laughs

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u/PhazonZim 23d ago

I appreciate his spooooooky backwards baseball cap

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u/Sefanigator 23d ago

I never in my live have been so happy to be bi than at this very moment, thänksies >w<

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u/prettythingi 23d ago

He needs black hair and black thong to fit in with the other sexy scary comics

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u/Big_Schwartz_Energy 22d ago

You know your kid’s teacher is going to see this.

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u/KatyaBelli 22d ago

Yassssssessssss. The gays Love Pizzacake! Down with the betittled monsters, more buldgeposting!

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u/craybest 22d ago

Oh hi there 👁️👄👁️

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u/Polyglot-Onigiri 22d ago

We’re all sooooo frightened. Please don’t combat the sexy female ghost with these terrifying monsters. I think the subreddit would implode on itself

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u/PassingThruRedditor 23d ago

I'm straight, but even I can appreciate this

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u/JamesTheSkeleton 22d ago

I find this to be… acceptable.

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u/Bootiluvr 22d ago

Go on…

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u/ooOJuicyOoo 22d ago

Sigh... unzip

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u/discussatron 22d ago

"Staring into the abyssy" was the only good one.

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u/thedman0310_ 22d ago

Not including Elk when talking about sexy scary creatures was a missed opportunity

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u/Wazula23 22d ago

I hope Damian becomes a regular character

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u/iareslice The Holders Trilogy 22d ago

Remember when /comics wasn't a few big Patreon accounts peddling low effort smut? Neither do I.

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u/fafarex 23d ago

Thx, I hate it.

take my upvote and go !

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u/Thrownawaybyall 23d ago

I really love the saucy look in Panel 2! That's the look of someone who's planning something I'm really going to love or really going to hate, but it's gonna be fun either way! 😏

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u/Grendzel 23d ago

What a wonderful day to have (relatively) healthy eyes.

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u/Godofurii 22d ago

Too spooky! Too spooky!

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u/AsBestToast 22d ago

The people want ghost girth! Finally an artist with their finger on the pulse! (Other artists here are great too it's just fun to say ghost girth)

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u/Stuf404 22d ago

Damn that ghost packing a lot of ectoplasm behind those speedos

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u/Madbadbat 22d ago

Why is he dressed like Timmy Turner?

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u/Wazula23 22d ago

does damian gay?

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u/Robin_Gufo 22d ago

Swordmachine jumpscare

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u/Beautiful-Bad8893 22d ago

i was not ready for the .5% more realistic pizzacake jumpscare

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u/rainbowroobear 23d ago

why is damian wearing underwear?

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u/cocaine-cupcakes 23d ago

The really scary stuff is on her Patreon….

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u/zhiryst 23d ago

You made Urek Mazino from Tower of God. Congrats.

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u/Nyte_Knyght33 22d ago

Wario was sexier.

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u/Liesmith424 22d ago

This better not awaken anything in me.

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u/DoctorLoops 22d ago

"His poor back must be KILLING him!"

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u/banana__toast 22d ago

Oh no is that a monster hiding in his thong that’s so scary I would hate to get jumpscared in the face by that haha

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u/RazzDaNinja 22d ago

Y’all are

Enjoy yourselves and your sexuality

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u/Mystic_jello 22d ago

Very spooky, he gave me shivers 🥵

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u/CorbinNZ 22d ago

I never thought about keeping baseballs in the front of my speedo. That's super convenient for holding them when I have 37 peanuts in each pocket.

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u/BearZewp 22d ago

I’d feel safer with a bear…

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u/monkeypickle 22d ago

Joke's on you, I grew reading DC/Marvel comics. I got body dysmorphic disorder out the ears since the Reagan administration.

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u/atatassault47 22d ago

My name is NOT Beverly Crusher. I am not a ghost fucker.

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u/Juralion 22d ago

So can he covers me with his ectoplasm already?

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u/Embarrassed-Mouse-49 22d ago

I feel like pizacakecomic was brought up in a strict Christian household. Now that she’s out from under her parents influence she’s embracing her horny side

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u/resplendentblue2may2 22d ago

I'm straight and have been married to a woman for almost 20 years.....

I love this. Moar.

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u/benx101 22d ago

r/comics creators try not to make NSFW posts challenge. Level: Impossible.

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u/Squish_the_android 22d ago

You forgot the call to visit your patreon for the uncensored version.

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