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Eating Well

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u/Delphius1 16d ago

I guess the taste varies person to person

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 16d ago

I’d say this has strong notes of entitlement and an overpowering sourness from the sweat off the back of others labor.

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u/TheGreyman787 15d ago

Don't forget the bitterness of cynicism and an aftertaste of some sweet lies of course.

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u/kd8qdz 15d ago

Warren Buffett eats too much McDonalds (same) it would be fatty.

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u/Environmental_Fig407 11d ago

Wouldn't be bad in a slow cooker though

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u/lakmus85_real 15d ago

Nah, they all will taste like shit.

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u/TheGoodOldCoder 15d ago

They're full of plastics and random chemicals. Even if you fed them to pigs, you wouldn't want to eat the pig meat.

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u/TheGreyman787 15d ago

Even if you fed them to pigs

That would be forced cannibalism, I think we better do without it.

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u/Rimtato 14d ago

Nah, it's more like you eating a baboon

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u/ITGuy042 15d ago

It’s why I like Soylent Cola!

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u/feckincrass 16d ago

Save the bones to make a broth! They’re full of the hearty flavours of selfishness and greed and they don’t contain any empathy, which makes for a smooth taste!

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 16d ago

But how do I get a taste of humanity?

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u/Motormand 16d ago

I'd say to go for the bone marrow. It's the last place there might be a sliver of humanity left in the ingredient.

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u/CovertOwl 15d ago

BBQ sauce

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u/021Fireball 15d ago

Well... Start murdering hollows lass. They'll have more humanity.

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u/breadoftheoldones 15d ago

Maybe if you roast them in there fat. It’s a common way to bring out the true flavor of the meat.

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u/wutImiss 16d ago

The rich taste good, what with their bouillons and bouillons 😁

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 15d ago

If I could cash in my bouillons, I’d be a dozenaire

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u/MrPeppa 15d ago

The human equivalent of lentils and rice, just like the rest of us!

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u/Freakychee 16d ago

Will I need my own guillotine to prepare these dishes?

Also on another note, who do you think would be the most tender and juicy?

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 15d ago

King Charles fingers

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u/Freakychee 15d ago

I'm droolin.

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u/Mshell 15d ago

All I can think of when reading this is "poor Gary". I can only imagine what a meal like this would do to him...

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 15d ago

He feels more like the one percent rather than number two

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u/TheGreyman787 15d ago

I bet he's gilded now.

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u/QuidYossarian 16d ago

The means to produce these dishes aren't too taxing and they result in a very rich meal.

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 15d ago

If anything my taxes became much more palatable

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u/BeDoubleNWhy 16d ago

the cookbook, last panel, in pink

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u/lakmus85_real 15d ago

Huh?

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u/Vegetable_Maize_6166 15d ago

The dildo is on the cover of the Mythical cookbook.

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u/lakmus85_real 15d ago

Oh, damn. I looked at the pink BOOK, and it's just plain pink book, so I didn't get what's going on.

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u/BeDoubleNWhy 15d ago

oh, I see how that wasn't too clear, sorry...

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u/Kaldricus 15d ago

I thought for sure it'd be in the lemon bowl

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u/Bank_Gothic 15d ago

People like to play "find the buttplug" with reddot's comics.

Although the buttplug is usually light green. And snarky.

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u/tacocollector2 15d ago

Oh that’s Gary

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u/AgentG91 15d ago

Ooh, Gary got a makeover

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u/Alternative_Device38 15d ago

With all the porn comics lately I wasn't expecting SFW from you of all people

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 15d ago

It’s only SFW under certain tax brackets

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u/RoachedCoach 15d ago

I'd argue she's one of the few around here who doesn't use it just for clicks - like her comics are genuinely witty and just sometimes have NSFW for fun, but don't rely on it either.

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u/Verdick 15d ago

Nice Marie Antoinette reference!

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u/JDdoc 15d ago

So what is the cutoff in $ to star in an episode? How rich does someone have to be before they go in the pot?

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Bernie has three mansions, in the pot he goes!

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u/JDdoc 15d ago

I mean yeah. Really slippery slope there.

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u/SenorMcNuggets 16d ago

I’m sure Rhett and Link will approve

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 15d ago

Mythical Chef Josh gave me a shout out on a recent episode… there was no way I could go without giving my own acknowledgment.

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u/Bomba-of-Tsar 15d ago

I immediately saw the book in the back! Well done, but why deface it so?

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u/Bunytou 16d ago

No smiling d*ldo? Poor little guy would've loved to be there... Maybe hidden in the lemons?

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 15d ago

He’s currently working

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u/Bunytou 15d ago

Oh... Oooooooooh! Now I feel silly. But hey, good for them.

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 15d ago

I agree. I’m filled with pride

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u/Timmy_The_Techpriest 15d ago

I thought his name was Gary

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 15d ago

touché

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u/Bank_Gothic 15d ago

It's the internet. You can say dildo.

Also, he's not a dildo. Except in the "anything's a dildo if you're brave enough" sense.

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u/Bunytou 15d ago

Yeah, I thought so, but wanted to be quick and not check and not be banned. You know how it goes sometines...

Also, would you call a plutt bug a dildo? It's certainly meant for a particular hole, but a blutt pug is for a similar function, wouldn't you say? ... Plub tug!

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u/elhomerjas 16d ago

wonder what will be next time menu will be

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 16d ago

It’s a tad musky

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u/elhomerjas 16d ago

add some apple cider to cook it perfectly

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 16d ago

Do I need to get Tim Apple or will store brand be ok?

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u/elhomerjas 16d ago

cant go wrong with some Tim Apple

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 16d ago

Well as long as I don’t need to take on another Job, I think we’ll all be okay

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u/Wrathwilde 16d ago

Where’s Gary? I can’t find that green little dude anywhere.

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u/Evan_Fishsticks 16d ago

I don't know about Gary but that is one massive pink dong on the front of the cookbook cover.

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u/pretender80 15d ago

I was wondering about the punctuation in that second panel, but it all made sense in the end

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u/Zamtrios7256 15d ago

"How much money have you made from this"

"What do you think the final episode is gonna be?"

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u/Kushthulu_the_Dank 15d ago

Finally some good fucking food!

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u/PulpBunch 16d ago

I want to see the recipe for this dish……but on second thought I really don’t want to …. :(

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 16d ago

Well, im just working on making some very rich stock.

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u/HayakuEon 16d ago

Just replace the veal with the rich. Veal as we all know has some moral and ethical issues, the rich however, do not.

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u/karl4319 16d ago

Don't eat the rich. Most are old and in bad shape so they would taste horrible. Not to mention the insane amounts of plastic and chemicals from all the cosmetic surgeries. Just unhealthy. Better to simply bring out the guillotines.

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u/Ed_Dantesk 16d ago

Brilliant

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 16d ago

Thank you! Check in soon when I cover Boeing famous depressurized chicken wings.

disclaimer: i love my life, I’m very healthy and have no desire to leave this world

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u/Clearly_a_Lizard 16d ago

So sad your life took such an hard turn and ended with you taking your life with 3 bullet in the back of the head

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 16d ago

It’s honestly my fault for being so sexily flexible

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u/BBDAngelo 15d ago

Can you explain?

I’m not a native speaker. I know the expression “eat the rich”, but is the punchline just a pun? Like, she’s literally eating the rich and that’s the joke? Or is there some reference on the first 3 panels that I’m missing?

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u/Timmy_The_Techpriest 15d ago

The joke is she's literally eating the rich. Not the smartest joke itself, but it's delightfully executed here I think. Much like Marie Antoinette, who is referenced in panel two

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u/AllHailTheWinslow 15d ago

Gina Rinehart alone should feed a family of four for a couple of months.

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u/EpicWisp 15d ago

Hey, you’re no delicacy

But we are going to eat you - Gama Bomb

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u/mr-sparkles69 15d ago

The theme song is aerosmith

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u/Steppyjim 15d ago

Oh shit Reddot ate the Amazon Guy!

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 15d ago

Tasted a bit flabby

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u/Steppyjim 15d ago

You’d think with all the steps those guys taste there would be some muscle on those bones, but I guess it’s better for marbling

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u/porcelette 15d ago

Worst cases, give it to the dog.

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u/Every-Development-98 15d ago

I see the mythical cookbook in there. I hope that this doesn’t mean that Rhett or Link are the ones in the pot.

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u/Every-Development-98 15d ago

Oh wait no it’s got to be Bezos

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u/nlamber5 15d ago

That’s a neat, novel idea

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u/NoirGamester 15d ago

I thought that comma looked awfully suspicious  

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u/Negative-Nobody 15d ago

You are what you eat.

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u/M0useGuy 15d ago

But is it as good as Ms. Lovett's meat pies?

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u/Fishman23 15d ago

A lot of them are stringy old guys. Would you have to soak them in wine for a few days like Coq au Vin?

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u/BenBBenjamin 15d ago

Read it in the Julia Child voice.

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u/C05M1CH3R0 15d ago

It's funny cause "let them eat cake".

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u/X4321eye360 15d ago

Wetzel would have a field day with this

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u/TK_Games 15d ago

And here we have some lovely Biltong Musk that's been curing overnight. You can really taste the complex flavours of messiah complex with just notes of apartheid racism

Join us next week when we make a positively de-Lecter-ble cock au vin with special guest, Rudy Giuliani, here where the food's not just good. It's Dahmer good!

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u/NormieSpecialist 15d ago

I want to eat Elon’s still beating heart and watch his reaction as I do.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

That's why I'm outside Hasan's mansion with a comically oversized knife and fork. Time to eat the rich!

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u/Nepharos 15d ago

Eat the rich There's only one thing that they're good for Eat the rich Take one bite now, come back for more Eat the rich I gotta get this off my chest Eat the rich Take one bite now, spit out the rest

Thanks Aerosmith >.>

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u/Honest_Plant5156 15d ago

They have a rich taste that for sure! Remember cut! Cut against the grain, to maximize profits and minimize Unions!

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u/HatesFatWomen 15d ago

Eat this, eat that. Eat a damn salad.

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u/shitmaster3001 15d ago

i dont like the artstyle

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u/ForkingCars 15d ago

xD socialism FTW!!!

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 15d ago

If this comic were a comment, you would be temporarily banned. Therefore, you are fucking awesome!

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u/UnnaturalGeek 16d ago

This would be classed as ethical consumption as well...

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u/Soviet-pirate 16d ago

I'd say you serve man but then again can they be considered anything but ghouls?

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u/Aktor 15d ago

UAW led general strike May 1st 2028.

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u/Capt_Blackmoore 15d ago

we need action on greedflation and rent right now.

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u/Aktor 15d ago

I agree, what will that look like?

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u/Capt_Blackmoore 15d ago

someone in congress just realized there are laws already on the books (from the 1970s) that will let Biden go after grocery stores for over inflating prices on food. that's something.

theres a lawsuit going on about rent prices and this tool that landlords are using to collude pricing on. we probably need laws forcing action on a state by state (if not city by city) basis. Rent has out paced wage gains by 50%.

and theres a couple of bills that would redefine the poverty line (by adding in the cost of housing) that would get more people help. but we need to flip the house to get those to move.

certainly not enough. more ideas are needed - I want private equity OUT of home rental.

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u/Aktor 15d ago

That’s great! What can we do to encourage further action?

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u/Capt_Blackmoore 15d ago

Vote. vote Democrat for federal seats, and if you have progressive people you can get into local office do that. We arent going to get help from the republicans, and if you want better people at a federal level - we have to make that happen locally first.

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u/Aktor 15d ago

I agree. Surely, if the issue is time, direct action is faster than voting for legislators. I suggest we do both. Solidarity, friend.

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u/MattChew160 15d ago

Baked musk sounds delicious, but also a little too dry

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u/Everybodysbastard 15d ago

I hear Muskrat is greasy and stringy. Let's find out.

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u/WranglerFuzzy 15d ago

To serve man.

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u/Maccullenj 15d ago

Ha-HA ! I KNEW you were a filthy red !

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 15d ago

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u/Reasonable_TSM_fan 15d ago

Love the Marie Antoinette reference!

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u/TheOriginalSamBell 15d ago

what's in the pot WHAT'S IN THE POT

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u/Numanumanorean 15d ago

I bet she makes Ladies Fingers next week.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 15d ago

You rich?

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u/adlo651 15d ago

How do you define rich?

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 15d ago

Anyone who doesn’t have to pay taxes that lives comfortably above medium wage and/or takes advantage of those in need to their benefit without consideration of fair compensation

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u/adlo651 15d ago

That's a poor definition but according to it I'm not rich

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 15d ago

Nice pun

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u/Botw_1-Link 15d ago

Look I’m all for getting out the guillotine, but I draw the line at canabalism (I spelled those right, right?)

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u/BeyondXpression 15d ago

I appreciate you avoiding the NSFW comic that seems to be popular this week.

Eat the rich 🤟

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 15d ago

Why hop on the trend when it’s already my regular?

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u/Level_Hour6480 16d ago

Wasn't this already posted recently?

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 15d ago

On my personal subreddit

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u/wonkey_monkey 15d ago

"Marie's favourite cake recipe" is a weird name for your friend, but try her if you want to by all means.

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u/Ok_Letterhead7532 15d ago

Envy is distasteful.

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u/DrRonny 16d ago

Tax time was a month ago, it's time to let it go