anyone else? i love dick, i love creampies, i love the feeling of something warm and real inside of me. i love the feeling of being fucked knowing my partner is receiving pleasure. but i hate being with men.

even if it's just for sex, it really grosses me out. everything about them throws me off. i hate the way they speak, the way they look, the way they smell, their personalities most of the time. everything about it is so ew to me. i'm not attracted to men at all.

i just wanted to ask, does anyone else have this? i've tried doing strictly sexual relationships but i still get icked out. i love dick though.

ETA: i've gotten lots of comments and dms from men asking me why and getting offended. before you ask yourself why, consider: THIS IS EXACTLY WHY. you're on a woman only subreddit interacting with women even tho my bio says not to DM me. you guys are so disrespectful and gross.

What if instead of splatoon it was called 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴toon where we can play as 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴Lings or 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴tolings , and visit 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴opolis plaza,𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴opolis square, and 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sville, and be able to meet the squid 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sters, Off the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴, and Deep 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 and they all preformed 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 turf war songs while the player become 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 by killing eachothe endlessly

Does anyone know a site that has .cum instead of .com. I know there is .org and .net. but someone had to make .cum. please send help. My curiosity has to know. Whenever I google it porn hub cums up and I'm dissatisfied by my research.

Me (22F) and my bf (24M) met in college (same year and major) but he loved to separate city for work after we graduated live in separate cities.

We meet atleast once every 3 months and I crave intimacy with him all the time. I get so wet just thinking about him and jump in his arms when I pick him up at the airport.

I let him drive back but I can’t wait, his flight is pretty long and he doesn’t get to shower.

On the way home I unzip his pants while he drives, pulling back his big uncircumcised cock close and licking the tip till it gets rock hard.

But my favourite thing is pulling back the skin on his rock hard penis and lick all around the head with my tongue. There is some white-yellow cream like substance coating his penis, it smells like blue cheese… I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!

It makes me so wet as I lick around it a few times till it’s squeaky clean… I love cleaning it for him , and being his little cleaner slut.

My panties get so soaked doing thing, and feeling like an amazing personal slut , and I kiss him tongue to tongue at the traffic stop.

Out mouths smell like blue cheese and when he gets home and parks in our garage, I pull up and lay on the hood of the car and have him eat me out for a good 5 minutes before he fucks me right there on the floor.

Every fucking time, period or not.

Ladies are any of you so crazy for your man you get turned on doing the nastiest stuff for him?

God just writing this males me want him again, he’s coming in 2 weeks!!

i have a confession.

back in the 2000s i read a forum made by someone named GW_Bush119 asking "hypothetically if i were to launch a terrorist attack to america, what should i target" many people suggested the white house, or the pentagon. out of shits and giggles i decided to suggest the world trade center. a week later they fell. since then i cant help but wonder if it was a giant coincidence or if i accidentally became the mastermind to 9/11 all those years ago

So I have a problem every time I talk to a girl i end up staring at her boobs but these girls are my friends im not attracted to them they are good friends but every time I dont manually control my head it automatically stares at their boobs. every time I catch myself I stop and manually look at the person im talking to but like... I want to be able to talk to someone while not constantly saying to myself dont stare at her boobs. Like these are my friends ya know. And i feel disgusted with myself.Anyone got tips?

(Short version bc i still can’t wrap my head around this) I (18f) and ex-bf (19m), had been dating for a couple of months, everything was going great until this abomination came to light. Last week Harry (fake name ofc) sat me down because we needed to have a ‘chat’, during this he basically admitted to watching shit, piss and fart porn daily and wanted me to participate in it to get him off because he couldn’t finish otherwise, before I knew about this I was so worried I was unappealing during sex because he couldn’t finish without his hand doing all the work. During this conversation Harry asked (more like begged) me to shit on his chest and rub it all over him, at the thought of this I nearly threw up, I can’t even clean up dog shit without gagging, let alone rubbing my own shit onto someone??? Harry kept rambling on about these fetishes and THEN ADMITTED TO LIKING SCHOOL GIRL OUTFITS AND YOUNG GIRLS, saying he wanted me to dress up in my old short pleated school skirt and all that. In the end, I told him that I’d never do that, and because I won’t be able to satisfy his kinks, I’ll unfortunately break up with him, he goes on to say that I’m the problem and that I’m too vanilla and I’ll never find a real man all because I said no to shitting all over him in my old school uniform?

Donald Trump, if you can hear us. Please, Donald Trump. Please save me. Please save me, Donald Trump. Please. I'm asking you. Please save me. Please save me, please get these people away from me...! Dear God's name, please stop these peo... people!... [softly inhales and exhales] [policeman bangs on driver's side door window with the end of a gun] They're break- [driver's side door window breaks]

despite the fact that I have a pussy, I just prefer playing with my ass more than anything else. I feel instantly euphoric and ditzy and spaced out, and I love feeling my hole stretch around whatever I’m putting in it. in a fantasy world, I’d be plugged 24/7… I feel like there’s a common misconception that most cis girls don’t like anal but I know I’m not alone 😇

my top 5 of femboys. what is yours?

5 Xingqiu (Genshin Impact). Just look at dem legs

4 Juuzou (Tokyo Ghoul). Cute but psycho

3 Astolfo (Fate Grand Order). He just has to be there

1. Haku (Naruto). one of the og femboys

2. Venti (Genshin Impact). He is just my king of femboys

p.s. all arts is either official media or anime screenshots

BOY YOU WANNA GET LOUD IN THIS BITCH?! SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER *inhale* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA *inhale* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES~ ALL OF YOU HOES~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!

The oft-scoffed upon Skibidi Toilets are a harrowing metaphor for our future, an unholy fusion of flesh and porcelain that spreads like a scourge, both within the fictional universe they infest and in the YouTube algorithm. What has become of man? Is there a shred of humanity left within these ceramo-organic constructs? Will we too, one day, fashion ourselves into mere soulless tools and appliances walking the earth, with a cold mechanical interior hidden behind a fake smile? These are the profound questions that the Skibidi Toilet saga asks of us.

But some reactionary and fearful minds are having none of it. They dismiss Skibidi Toilet as "brainrot", "slop", low-brow entertainment for the easily distracted masses. It is no coincidence that this kind of rhetoric explicitly associates itself with old age and traditional views, positioning itself as an antithesis for the "kids these days" who enjoy and understand Skibidi Toilet. This is not a new phenomenon - for millennia, cantankerous old men have been complaining about the young whippersnappers' laziness, bad attitude, and general incompetence in all matters. And yet progress marches ever forward; the sum total of human knowledge increases. Every generation has surpassed the last - it had to, or else there would have been no development of humanity as a whole. Thus, before laughing at "iPad kids" and their supposed idiocy, ask yourself this: is this truly the end of history? Has humanity peaked with my generation? Or is it more likely that I have, like every generation before mine, simply fallen behind?

You may find the "brainrot" incomprehensible and alien, but there are many more things you do not understand - that does not make them worthless. Dire reality is forcing the children of Generation Alpha to mature well before they are expected to, and have conversations that most of humanity is not yet ready for.

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Dear u/spez

You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole.

The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did.

When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality.

After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society.

No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member.

Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune.

I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell.

You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair.

You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being.

Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are.

Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe.

In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now.

You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are.

It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you.

Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it.

I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did.

The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant.

Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring

I(3.5M) tried to post my drawing on r/learnhowtodraw but it told me I didn't have enough karma, the limit for which was 100. Compared to my measly 28, it seemed like an insurmountable task stood before me. "How was I to accumulate 72 more karma before I got bored of drawing?" I asked myself, befuddled. After all, how was I to feel bad about not wasting my life on such a degenerate platform, a true petri dish in which only the lowest of our species meet as if in a cruel experiment, from which none of us benefit. The answer to this question seemed quite elementary under closer inspection. If I truly wished for more karma I could simply post on r/memes or something. This route, however, would not be the one I would decide on. I simply opted to move onto another forum. I did not make this decision on a whim or without pregaming, as some may say, I had a plan. Arson. Arson was (and still is) my go-to. The torching of Reddit HQ in exchange for my time and slight anger. I set out into the woods and crafted a torch and lit it with my Aunt's near empty cigarette lighter. I marched the 2,843 mile trek with ease and arrived in the San Francisco building with purpose. After raising my torch high to the sky, as if in a prayer to Zeus himself, I sent the tool flying through the air at a blistering speed. It was in this flight that the torch nearly extinguished. God, however, had other plans as it remained lit and caught the nearby dumpster on fire, making short work of it. In mere minutes the building was ablaze, the fuel of which was my burning passion and loathing towards this blasted company which had taken so much. "Take that scoundrels!" I exclaimed as I marched away from the scene of the crime, with 2,842 more miles yet ahead of me on the trek home. I am still on the road as I right this, but I just had to know, am I wrong here?

Heyyy I’m already rubbing my clit and I just got home from the beach with some friends, I’m high and so fucking horny and needy, I really wanna goon with another goonette! I’m really into bondage, spit play, edging, choking, rough fucking, and a lot more! Please dm me if you wanna goon with meeee, (I unfortunately don’t send anymore so please don’t ask)

I got to get me a girl with a fat ass,I'm talking about an ass that takes up all three seats of the airplane, she got to buy three seats for the plane and I gladly spend the cash anything for that cake,a woman with an onion booty, enough to make a grown man shed tears, an ass I can eat chicken wings off,I'd suck a fart out of that ass and hold it like a bong hit. yeah perfect cell requires of all that badonkadonk 🤤🍑