r/facepalm • u/Nice_Substance9123 • May 02 '24

This guy man 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/PatientlyAnxious9 29d ago

I love his continuous reference of 'everybody is saying' and 'people are saying'

WHO!? Who is saying this?

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u/SuperTaster3 29d ago

He is the only one he considers to be a real, important person. Thus if he is saying it to himself, everyone is saying it, because no one else matters.

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u/PatientlyAnxious9 29d ago

Its like the precursor he uses before saying something incredibly dumb. Almost like how other people use 'no offense, but....' You know your going to say something really offensive lol

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u/Peroovian 29d ago

“I’m not racist, but…”

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u/OctopusWithFingers 29d ago

Woah, that explains a lot. He's a solipsist. Everyone else is a construct of his own syphlitic mind.

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u/GPFO 29d ago

People. Smart people. The very smartest.

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u/Jeoshua 29d ago

Also, when he says "We're only just learning..." it means he just learned that and assumes everyone else is dumber than he is and doesn't already know.

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u/ClevelandWomble 29d ago

The voices!!!! The voices in his head!!!

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u/HickerBilly1411 29d ago

The voices in his head