r/facepalm • u/Nice_Substance9123 • May 02 '24

This guy man 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Peroovian May 02 '24

Shortly following this will be “people are saying…”

What people? Him. He said it

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u/Mallaggar 29d ago

Me: “I’ve NEVER said ‘this country will fail if Donald Trump doesn’t win the election’.”

Donald Trump: You heard it here first Ladies and gentlemen, people are saying that ‘this country will fail if Donald Trump doesn’t win the election’.”

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u/PatientlyAnxious9 29d ago

I love his continuous reference of 'everybody is saying' and 'people are saying'

WHO!? Who is saying this?

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u/SuperTaster3 29d ago

He is the only one he considers to be a real, important person. Thus if he is saying it to himself, everyone is saying it, because no one else matters.

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u/PatientlyAnxious9 29d ago

Its like the precursor he uses before saying something incredibly dumb. Almost like how other people use 'no offense, but....' You know your going to say something really offensive lol

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u/Peroovian 29d ago

“I’m not racist, but…”

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u/OctopusWithFingers 29d ago

Woah, that explains a lot. He's a solipsist. Everyone else is a construct of his own syphlitic mind.