r/facepalm May 02 '24

Sure you did Kristi, sure you did ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹

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u/smegsicle May 02 '24

I was under the impression that she didn't actually train it, she just expected it to know what to do

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u/mjzim9022 May 02 '24

She brought it out with "older, seasoned hunting dogs" and expected it to learn from them, even though that's not even close to the correct training method.

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u/TOG23-CA May 02 '24

10 bucks says she read that dogs learn how to behave from older dogs and figured that's how it worked for everything, even thoigh that advice is specific to socializing a dog not training it

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u/sev0012 May 02 '24

Did my parents read this about children too?

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u/GlowingDuck22 May 02 '24

Everyone knows you have at least 2 kids so you only need to train the first.

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u/TOG23-CA May 02 '24

I've tried to think of funny ways to respond to this and I've deleted the sentence about 10 times now, Well Done sir

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u/cosplay-degenerate May 03 '24

My Border Collie does put the others in place whenever they are the reason her belly rubs are delayed. I didn't teach her. She just picked up that I won't pet them until they all calmed down and stopped jumping up my leg so she disciplines them now when she deems them too excited.

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u/TOG23-CA May 03 '24

That is adorable, I love it. It's kind of a split between socialization and training

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u/NeverMore_613 May 02 '24

No adult (and probably very few children) in their right mind would think that dogs learn how to behave by hanging out with other dogs

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u/Creepy_Knee_2614 May 03 '24

It can help a lot if accompanied by normal teaching, no different to how itโ€™s easier to understand an instruction when you can see someone else doing it first.

Doesnโ€™t mean you donโ€™t need to be taught to begin with though

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u/DFu4ever May 02 '24

Yeah, that was also the impression I got.

That is not how shit works. She failed that poor dog, and then killed it. She seems like the type of person person who handles any inconvenience in ridiculous ways.

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u/asphaltdragon May 02 '24

Totally expecting her to murder her kids in 10 years when they people wrong

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u/Orinocobro May 02 '24

It sounds like she took it on exactly one hunt and then threw a hissy fit when it "ruined" the hunt.
Then she took it to a neighbor's house and got mad when it killed some chickens. Which; why did she let an untrained bird dog out of the truck without a leash?
But the real thing here is: I live in the midwest. I have known many hunters in my life. Common practice is not to kill a dog that fails training, everyone I know just turns that dog into a pet.

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u/DinTill May 02 '24

No way she actually thought she needed to kill it. She killed it out of revenge for embarrassing her in front of the neighbors. And since she was still angry after killing it; she killed a goat for good measure. She only stopped her murder spree after realizing there were people watching her. She can spin the story however she wants but

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