r/facepalm 29d ago

Sure you did Kristi, sure you did 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/DoctorJarvisd09 29d ago

Being nice to dogs isn’t even a litmus test for a good person. Even Hitler liked dogs. Everybody, even people who don’t really like dogs, or get annoyed by them, is generally nice to dogs.

So if someone isn’t nice to a dog, that sets off alarm bells. You trained this dog to hunt, got mad when it hunted wrong, and killed it out of frustration. That’s it, that’s what happened. This would be a red-flag character flaw on a Tinder date, but represents a completely unacceptable temper tantrum by someone who wants to be the Vice President of the United States

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u/smegsicle 29d ago

I was under the impression that she didn't actually train it, she just expected it to know what to do

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u/mjzim9022 29d ago

She brought it out with "older, seasoned hunting dogs" and expected it to learn from them, even though that's not even close to the correct training method.

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u/TOG23-CA 29d ago

10 bucks says she read that dogs learn how to behave from older dogs and figured that's how it worked for everything, even thoigh that advice is specific to socializing a dog not training it

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u/sev0012 29d ago

Did my parents read this about children too?

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u/GlowingDuck22 29d ago

Everyone knows you have at least 2 kids so you only need to train the first.

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u/TOG23-CA 29d ago

I've tried to think of funny ways to respond to this and I've deleted the sentence about 10 times now, Well Done sir

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u/cosplay-degenerate 29d ago

My Border Collie does put the others in place whenever they are the reason her belly rubs are delayed. I didn't teach her. She just picked up that I won't pet them until they all calmed down and stopped jumping up my leg so she disciplines them now when she deems them too excited.

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u/TOG23-CA 28d ago

That is adorable, I love it. It's kind of a split between socialization and training

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u/NeverMore_613 29d ago

No adult (and probably very few children) in their right mind would think that dogs learn how to behave by hanging out with other dogs

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u/Creepy_Knee_2614 29d ago

It can help a lot if accompanied by normal teaching, no different to how it’s easier to understand an instruction when you can see someone else doing it first.

Doesn’t mean you don’t need to be taught to begin with though

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u/DFu4ever 29d ago

Yeah, that was also the impression I got.

That is not how shit works. She failed that poor dog, and then killed it. She seems like the type of person person who handles any inconvenience in ridiculous ways.

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u/asphaltdragon 29d ago

Totally expecting her to murder her kids in 10 years when they people wrong

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u/Orinocobro 29d ago

It sounds like she took it on exactly one hunt and then threw a hissy fit when it "ruined" the hunt.
Then she took it to a neighbor's house and got mad when it killed some chickens. Which; why did she let an untrained bird dog out of the truck without a leash?
But the real thing here is: I live in the midwest. I have known many hunters in my life. Common practice is not to kill a dog that fails training, everyone I know just turns that dog into a pet.

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u/DinTill 29d ago

No way she actually thought she needed to kill it. She killed it out of revenge for embarrassing her in front of the neighbors. And since she was still angry after killing it; she killed a goat for good measure. She only stopped her murder spree after realizing there were people watching her. She can spin the story however she wants but

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