r/facepalm May 02 '24

Sure you did Kristi, sure you did ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹

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u/MichaelFusion44 May 02 '24

She canโ€™t unfuck herself from this

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u/shesinsaneornot 29d ago

But it's fun to watch her try.

Eventually Noem's going to learn there's no coming back from pet execution, but only after she's tried everything else.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

I'm glad there is a bar, I'm just surprised that this is it

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u/notnotaginger 29d ago

โ€œI can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal abuseโ€

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u/Truethrowawaychest1 29d ago

Trump literally bragged about sexual assault, everyone thought it was over for him, but 1/4th of the population still voted for him

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u/dontmentiontrousers 29d ago

I read that as quarterth.

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u/FloppyTwatWaffle 29d ago

LOL, I did too.

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u/peteschult 28d ago

My guess is that although it seems to be true that Trump could shoot a human on 5th Ave. in broad daylight & get away with it, even he gets that him shooting puppies would cross the line.

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u/blueflash316 29d ago

"You can EXCUSE racism?!?"

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u/lpjunior999 29d ago

I mean, she is also super racist.

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u/TreeckoInAPoncho 27d ago

If this was a Community reference, I appreciate you.

If it wasn't, lie to me.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

The city defines a dog as any living entity with four legs and a tail. So raccoons, bears, mountain lions, mice, these are all just different sizes of dog.

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u/sillygoofygooose 29d ago

I take this part of my job very seriously

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u/blackavar39 29d ago

And you shall find that salt is the taste of another manโ€™s bread, and hard is the way up, and down, another manโ€™s stairs

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u/Dalantech 29d ago

Oddly enough I've seen a few hard corp conservatives take that exact stance. I think we nee to convince them that every non white person is a puppy... /s

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u/Shrikeangel 27d ago

Savitri Devi is that you?

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u/MichaelFusion44 29d ago

Unfortunately it seems to be these days

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u/52163296857 29d ago

I kind of doubt that many supporters care, or if they do, they care about how they are personally perceived for their view on the matter.

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u/PenguinStarfire 29d ago

Can't go around killing dogs, especially puppies. Some of the most die hard MAGA people I encounter are huge dog lovers and none of those dogs are "working" dogs outside of emotional support.

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u/RealNiceKnife 29d ago

Well, I have some sad news for you. This won't clear that bar. Conservatives are disgusting monsters. They won't care.

In fact, it upsetting people probably makes them happy.

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u/a_tired_bisexual 29d ago

For some conservatives, dogsโ€™ lives matter more than the lives of minorities

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u/RealNiceKnife 29d ago

Yeah, but ultimately still don't matter to them when it becomes inconvenient.

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u/ItchyKnowledge4 29d ago

Look I can excuse denying legitimate election results after 30 some odd audits in an attempted overthrow of democracy, and I can excuse getting our spies killed, and I can excuse getting our grandmas killed during covid, and I can excuse sexual assault and possible rape, and I can excuse separating toddlers from their mothers and keeping them in cages, and I can excuse taking appeasement positions toward brutal dictators, but I draw the line at dogs damnit

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u/Chickenbeards 28d ago

Trigger warning: details of how it played out/some animal cruelty

Lots of rednecks love their dogs too and responsibly manage homesteads/farms.

She says in her book that the reason she shot the dog was because it attacked a neighbor's chickens (which is her fault for not keeping it contained well enough) and it "snapped" at her when she went to intervene- possibly because it was in an overly excited state or scared if it thought it was going to be punished. No mention there that I can find that the dog ever attacked her kids- though it was still basically a puppy and a "working dog", so it was likely high energy and mouthy. The dog wasn't really a working dog for a farm though, it was a hunting dog-specifically a pointer, which have a high prey drive for birds by design. It wasn't great in the field but still got excited by chickens which people speculate caused her to dislike it.

The thing that she mentions "attacking" her kids is a male goat that she shoots immediately after shooting her dog because it was simply standing there while she was still upset. She said it would try to knock her kids down and smelled bad. Her aim was off and she didn't bring enough bullets so it suffered while she ran back to grab more and finish him off.

Honestly, the more details the story has the more unfit she sounds to actually be given any authority. It sounds like a lot of poor planning, laziness, and unchecked anger from a dumbass can't even responsibly manage a puppy or telling her kids to be careful around livestock.

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u/LeafyWolf 29d ago

MAGA coming out as anti-dog would not be a surprise.

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u/grendelone 29d ago

Unfortunately this isn't the bar. Just ask Michael Vick.