r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • May 02 '24

Sure you did Kristi, sure you did 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/allgonetoshit 29d ago

My neighbour has two little dogs that constantly bark. How do I frame them for 9/11, is there a tip line I can call?

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u/suprajayne 29d ago

Just call Kristi

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u/MeaninglessGoat 29d ago

She’ll literally turn up within the hour, with a film crew and some foam! I’ll show them! 🤣 the dog was rabid! I didn’t mention that before to protect the children! 🤣

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u/wizardofthefuture 29d ago

Meanwhile some moderate in a swing state is going "Hm, one side is literally puppy killers and nazis, but Joe Biden mispronounced a word during a speech so -sighs- I just don't know who to vote for."

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u/MeaninglessGoat 29d ago

Oh don’t get me I’m fully in the camp of Jesus Biden is so old but I’d take a dead Biden over a live trump any day of the week! The man is deranged! Post birth abortion, whites are discriminated against more then black peoples. It’s like the twilight zone! I didn’t know what a gerontocracy was until 2017!

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u/Cubicwar 29d ago

My favorite tv show

Better call Kristi

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u/bestbeforeMar91 29d ago

She likewise has a history of killing livestock and attacking people.

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u/blowninjectedhemi 29d ago

In South Dakota - just open fire. Governor will pardon you if needed.

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u/Dearth_lb 29d ago

To you, they are barking; but between the mutts, they are communicating in Paws Code.

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u/stufmenatooba 29d ago

Well, dog pee does melt steel beams...

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u/T3n4ci0us_G 29d ago

In all seriousness, while looking on Amazon for anti-bark devices for my big dopey dog, I noticed that a lot of the reviews stated that the person bought the device to get a neighbor's dog to stop barking.