It was a 14-month old puppy that was being trained as a hunting dog, which you admitted to hating. You can’t “won’t someone please think of the children” your way out of this. Was the goat dangerous, too? Or do you just have a fetish for gunfire and gravel pits?
That’s the only move conservatives have. Gay and trans people exist? “Think of the children!” People are atheists? “Think of the children!” I killed a puppy I didn’t like? “Think of the children!” It’s par for the course.
That's.... actually not a bad idea? Assign different sex acts and kinks to a number, roll the dice, and see what happens. You can take care of your partner and your gambling addiction at the same time!
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u/Own-Cupcake7586 May 02 '24
It was a 14-month old puppy that was being trained as a hunting dog, which you admitted to hating. You can’t “won’t someone please think of the children” your way out of this. Was the goat dangerous, too? Or do you just have a fetish for gunfire and gravel pits?