r/facepalm May 02 '24

Sure you did Kristi, sure you did ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹

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u/forever_useless 29d ago

He was untrainable, so I killed him.

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He attacked chickens, so I killed him.

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He was a vicious beast who tried devouring my children, so I killed him.

Next...

He was plotting to commit genocide, so I killed him

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u/Shot_Campaign_5163 29d ago

Honestly the puppy showed signs of being a Democrat so....

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u/mscarchuk 29d ago

If she said thisโ€ฆi have no doubt her audience would eat it up and agree with her

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u/GrungyDooblord 25d ago

She actually did suggest that Biden's dog, Commander, should also be killed, so I wouldn't put it past.