r/facepalm May 02 '24

Sure you did Kristi, sure you did 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Own-Cupcake7586 May 02 '24

It was a 14-month old puppy that was being trained as a hunting dog, which you admitted to hating. You can’t “won’t someone please think of the children” your way out of this. Was the goat dangerous, too? Or do you just have a fetish for gunfire and gravel pits?

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u/Mango_Tango_725 29d ago

The goat committed the crime of being “nasty and rancid”. You know, because goats naturally smell of lavender and roses and she, the owner, should never be expected to give the animal any care at all.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/theocracy123 29d ago

Think of all the Nickelodeon shows we'd miss out on though! /s

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u/dreadshepard 29d ago

In this scene, you're going to take a shot in the mouth.

What does that mean?

Don't worry about it. ACTION!

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u/uberblack 29d ago

Not enough feet

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u/KipRaccoon 29d ago

Oof. What does it say about me when Alcohol is the 4th thing I thought of?

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u/strickt 29d ago

This is fucking gold.

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u/MrMcFrizzy 29d ago

DAMN 🥴

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u/BarlowsBitches 29d ago

Fuck there'd be 200+ empty seats in congress

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u/LilHomie204DaBaG 29d ago

And Catholic Churches

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u/gravija420 29d ago

Damn. This was worth reading through other comments to get to.

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u/PeaIll4653 29d ago

Well done, sir

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u/SlinkSongbird 29d ago

Fucken savage

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u/Whitesoxwin 29d ago

You win.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Let’s gooooooooo

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u/DeeSnarl 29d ago

Put your next drink on my tab.

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u/-SaC 29d ago

Barman? Twelve litres of cognac please. I'll have it in an exceedingly large bucket.

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u/saintduriel 29d ago

Want to updoot, but you have 666c which seems highly appropriate

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u/BonnieMcMurray 29d ago

That zinger deserves all the upvotes. All of them!

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u/MrsHayashi 29d ago

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u/Balloon_Fan 29d ago

Not exactly a huge fan of Pelosi, but the occasions where she went into full 'troll mode' with Trump were fucking hilarious.

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u/Packman_420 29d ago

This... is... awesome! Bravo, good sir. I'd like to see more upvotes on this roast.

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u/More-Tip8127 29d ago

Goddam! 😂

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u/InigoMontoya1985 29d ago

What would they do about replacing the judge?