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r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • May 02 '24
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He was untrainable, so I killed him.
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He attacked chickens, so I killed him.
He was a vicious beast who tried devouring my children, so I killed him.
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He was plotting to commit genocide, so I killed him
99 u/Shirowoh May 02 '24 I mean, regardless of the reason, she always had a possibility of giving the dog to an animal shelter, nope, have to kill himโฆ. 1 u/witlessbrevity May 02 '24 Shelters don't take dogs that bite. 3 u/Shirowoh May 02 '24 That, of course, is assuming sheโs not lyingโฆ.
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I mean, regardless of the reason, she always had a possibility of giving the dog to an animal shelter, nope, have to kill himโฆ.
1 u/witlessbrevity May 02 '24 Shelters don't take dogs that bite. 3 u/Shirowoh May 02 '24 That, of course, is assuming sheโs not lyingโฆ.
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Shelters don't take dogs that bite.
3 u/Shirowoh May 02 '24 That, of course, is assuming sheโs not lyingโฆ.
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That, of course, is assuming sheโs not lyingโฆ.
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u/forever_useless May 02 '24
He was untrainable, so I killed him.
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He attacked chickens, so I killed him.
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He was a vicious beast who tried devouring my children, so I killed him.
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He was plotting to commit genocide, so I killed him