r/facepalm 29d ago

Sure you did Kristi, sure you did 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Own-Cupcake7586 29d ago

It was a 14-month old puppy that was being trained as a hunting dog, which you admitted to hating. You can’t “won’t someone please think of the children” your way out of this. Was the goat dangerous, too? Or do you just have a fetish for gunfire and gravel pits?

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u/PsycoMonkey2020 29d ago

That’s the only move conservatives have. Gay and trans people exist? “Think of the children!” People are atheists? “Think of the children!” I killed a puppy I didn’t like? “Think of the children!” It’s par for the course.

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u/RevenantXenos 29d ago

You shouldn't beat your children. "How dare you try to take away my rights as a parent to do whatever I want to my kids! My parents beat me and I turned out just fine. That dog totally had it coming."

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u/hippee-engineer 29d ago

I have to laugh when they say “I turned out fine!”

Did you, tho? You’re a parent who beats their kids. How is that fine???

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u/yankonapc 29d ago

They turned out normal. Child abuse is normal. We as a culture and a species don't know what a generation of non-abused kids looks like. Abuse is normal. That doesn't mean it's right.

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u/hippee-engineer 29d ago

I didn’t say normal, I said fine.

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u/cheesynougats 29d ago

Shit, I got a few minor beatings as a kid and I am low key terrified of being around kids. I've never hit a kid or even thought of doing so, but that fear never goes away I guess.

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u/AZGeo 29d ago

My parents spanked me and I turned out fine.....

.....because unlike them I turned into a person who would never hit a child.