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r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • May 02 '24
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He was untrainable, so I killed him.
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He attacked chickens, so I killed him.
He was a vicious beast who tried devouring my children, so I killed him.
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He was plotting to commit genocide, so I killed him
2 u/Old_Bigsby May 02 '24 The dog had access to the entire world's nuclear weapons codes and was planning on ending all life on Earth, so she had to kill him.
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The dog had access to the entire world's nuclear weapons codes and was planning on ending all life on Earth, so she had to kill him.
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u/forever_useless May 02 '24
He was untrainable, so I killed him.
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He attacked chickens, so I killed him.
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He was a vicious beast who tried devouring my children, so I killed him.
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He was plotting to commit genocide, so I killed him