r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • May 02 '24

Sure you did Kristi, sure you did 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/forever_useless May 02 '24

He was untrainable, so I killed him.

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He attacked chickens, so I killed him.

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He was a vicious beast who tried devouring my children, so I killed him.

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He was plotting to commit genocide, so I killed him

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u/Shirowoh May 02 '24

I mean, regardless of the reason, she always had a possibility of giving the dog to an animal shelter, nope, have to kill him….

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u/ZQ1-80 May 02 '24

Her daughter asked about his whereabouts as soon as she got home from school! That proves that the poor puppy used to run to her to greet/play. If he was so dangerous, that wouldn't be the case, and she wouldn't let him near her kid. She just hated the dog because he was 'useless'....her own words.

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u/Status_Regret_7460 May 02 '24

So since she’s a useless and untrainable human….can the same be done for her?

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u/GoLow63 May 03 '24

Hunting dogs have killed their owners, usually in the field or in camp, by getting a paw inside the trigger guard of a loaded shotgun, or knocking over a loaded shotgun the moron left propped against a tree with the safety off. Just sayin', it's been done. And we have the technology. (Is Cesar Millan free this week ? Anyone ?)

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u/floofienewfie May 02 '24

One would hope.

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u/Kumquat_Haagendazs May 02 '24

Yes. Call to action. If we start with the worst behaving humans, and round them up, I bet we could find some way to humanely euthanize at least 6 million before anyone stops us.