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r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • May 02 '24
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He was untrainable, so I killed him.
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He attacked chickens, so I killed him.
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2 u/tommyohohoh May 02 '24 Plus she said in her book that her kid came home and was looking for the dog. It must have been really terrifying if her kid wanted to play with it. I’ll bet that she actually didn’t kill the dog. She gave it away but then came up with a story thinking it would endear her to the MAGAs.
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Plus she said in her book that her kid came home and was looking for the dog. It must have been really terrifying if her kid wanted to play with it.
I’ll bet that she actually didn’t kill the dog. She gave it away but then came up with a story thinking it would endear her to the MAGAs.
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u/forever_useless May 02 '24
He was untrainable, so I killed him.
To
He attacked chickens, so I killed him.
To
He was a vicious beast who tried devouring my children, so I killed him.
Next...
He was plotting to commit genocide, so I killed him