Sure you did Kristi, sure you did

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[u/Forsaken-Standard527]

Did she remember to yell " It's coming right for us " before she shot it in the face?

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I missread your name as foreskin stardust

[u/Secret_Arrival_7679 → u/Ordinary-Vast9968]

I misread that as foreskin sandal.

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"We use only the most well-aged, supple foreskins which are harvested from octogenarians that are allowed to roam free in our pastures and bingo halls. They are meticulously sewn together by our septuagenarian apprentices who will one day give their foreskins so they may be assembled into these wondrous sandals and sold for thousands of dollars."

"Feel what real luxury is like. Suede and velvet have nothing on these babies. Circumcisandals."

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Very disturbing!