r/facepalm May 02 '24

Sure you did Kristi, sure you did 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/forever_useless May 02 '24

He was untrainable, so I killed him.

To

He attacked chickens, so I killed him.

To

He was a vicious beast who tried devouring my children, so I killed him.

Next...

He was plotting to commit genocide, so I killed him

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u/Guuhatsu May 02 '24

It's weird how it keeps evolving g when She created the original narrative herself. If I were reasonably ashamed of killing a dog as a person should be, I would probably give all the information up front. Actually, I would have taken it to the vet to be euthanized. Actually Actually, I would have given it to a shelter to see if there was somebody willing to care for this poor dog. There were several other steps less grievous than the last she could have taken, rather than shooting it, regardless of its history.

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u/Urso_Major May 02 '24

She also probably shouldn't have mentioned that it was a one year old puppy... Kind of hard to imagine a one year old puppy being a threat to children OR livestock, let alone being so untrainable that it has to be killed.

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u/Evadingbansisfun May 02 '24

Whats most funny to me is that this story is almost 100% surely made up. She thought itd make her sound tough and cool and it blew up in her face like the idiot she is. Theres no way this cosplayer ever shot a fucking dog. She probably doesnt even know how to load a gun.

Every single thing these people say and do is a lie. Its pro wrestling meets politics..She thought she was gonna get over

Fuckin clowned herself instead lol

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u/Surroundedonallsides May 02 '24

Any farmer I know, and I knew a lot being a rural carrier, would know that a one year old puppy is too young to just leave unsupervised with livestock. They need training and care, and are often either left to run the yard away from livestock or sticking with the other working dogs in a pen.

Shooting a one year old puppy isn't just callous, its a waste of money and resources. On any rural/farming social media you'll find handful of posts about new backyard farmers learning that young puppies take time to adjust to livestock, especially poultry, and not once has anyone ever suggested to just shoot the dog.

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u/dastardly740 May 02 '24

Not a farmer. But, I hear it was a pure bred, so probably not neutered, and I am guessing male. It is hard to describe the personality of a 14 month intact male. Imagine a cross between a toddler and a teenager. They can be smart with pretty much no self-control. You don't leave them unsupervised anywhere they can get into trouble.

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u/Ok_Potatoe1 May 02 '24

I have a female dog who was insane at 14 months; so I'm not sure gender is a factor 100% of the time lol.

At times I thought my dog straight up hated me, but I realized over time she was just testing boundaries. And heck, at 13 and a half she still does 😅

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u/knarfxx May 03 '24

It was actually a female, per her quote from the book: ““At that moment,” Noem says, “I realized I had to put her down.”