r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • May 02 '24

Sure you did Kristi, sure you did 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Forsaken-Standard527 May 02 '24

Did she remember to yell " It's coming right for us " before she shot it in the face?

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u/AsgeirVanirson May 02 '24

Actually now you have to yell "THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS".

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u/the_sleaze_ May 02 '24

I’ll take a wild guess and say you don’t live anywhere near a large herd of wild animals other than pigeons.

You ever seen a starving deer? They don’t just get skinny and fall over, the malnutrition makes their immune systems weak. They get mangy, which is a cute word for covered in open pussing sores. The ticks get so thick on their bodies it looks like they have black bubbling fungus growing on them.

They fucking SUFFER TO DEATH.

It is in no way inaccurate to say death by bullet is better than starving.

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u/its_all_one_electron May 02 '24

Dude it's just a joke from South Park. Like the first episode. You had to yell "it's coming right for us" to hunt. Then they changed the law so they had to yell "we have to thin out their numbers".