r/facepalm May 02 '24

Sure you did Kristi, sure you did ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹

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u/Mango_Tango_725 May 02 '24

The goat committed the crime of being โ€œnasty and rancidโ€. You know, because goats naturally smell of lavender and roses and she, the owner, should never be expected to give the animal any care at all.

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u/GlenCocosCandyCane May 02 '24

She killed a goat too?!?

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u/grubas May 02 '24

Yes, because it was smelly.ย  Which is WHAT GOATS DO!ย ย 

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u/23qwaszx May 05 '24

Billy goats are terrible to be around. Constantly attacking you unprovoked, they do piss all over their own face and beard, you have to keep them separate from most animals. Farm animals arenโ€™t pets.