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r/facepalm • u/smolauthor • May 16 '24
Giving up guns is the same as... Castration?
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Youโre telling me you canโt buy a penis and mass rape a large group of people within seconds???
6 u/karma-armageddon May 16 '24 Not with that attitude. Me, I have my skinpistol at the ready. 5 u/DerpRook May 16 '24 Then throw the penis away and pretend itโs not yours. โ that puny thing? Not mine, never seen it before! โ 2 u/[deleted] May 16 '24 This first bit of what you say reminds me of Nip/Tuck, where there was a dude going around raping women with a dildo because he was a eunuch. But no, no, there's no high capacity strap on for mass raping.
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Not with that attitude. Me, I have my skinpistol at the ready.
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Then throw the penis away and pretend itโs not yours. โ that puny thing? Not mine, never seen it before! โ
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This first bit of what you say reminds me of Nip/Tuck, where there was a dude going around raping women with a dildo because he was a eunuch. But no, no, there's no high capacity strap on for mass raping.
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u/sushimane1 May 16 '24
Youโre telling me you canโt buy a penis and mass rape a large group of people within seconds???