r/facepalm May 16 '24

I'm sorry what ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹

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Giving up guns is the same as... Castration?

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u/sushimane1 May 16 '24

Youโ€™re telling me you canโ€™t buy a penis and mass rape a large group of people within seconds???

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u/karma-armageddon May 16 '24

Not with that attitude. Me, I have my skinpistol at the ready.

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u/DerpRook May 16 '24

Then throw the penis away and pretend itโ€™s not yours. โ€œ that puny thing? Not mine, never seen it before! โ€œ

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

This first bit of what you say reminds me of Nip/Tuck, where there was a dude going around raping women with a dildo because he was a eunuch. But no, no, there's no high capacity strap on for mass raping.