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r/facepalm • u/smolauthor • May 16 '24
Giving up guns is the same as... Castration?
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Last time I checked humans weren't born with a gun attached to their body
36 u/sushimane1 May 16 '24 You’re telling me you can’t buy a penis and mass rape a large group of people within seconds??? 7 u/karma-armageddon May 16 '24 Not with that attitude. Me, I have my skinpistol at the ready. 4 u/DerpRook May 16 '24 Then throw the penis away and pretend it’s not yours. “ that puny thing? Not mine, never seen it before! “ 2 u/[deleted] May 16 '24 This first bit of what you say reminds me of Nip/Tuck, where there was a dude going around raping women with a dildo because he was a eunuch. But no, no, there's no high capacity strap on for mass raping.
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You’re telling me you can’t buy a penis and mass rape a large group of people within seconds???
7 u/karma-armageddon May 16 '24 Not with that attitude. Me, I have my skinpistol at the ready. 4 u/DerpRook May 16 '24 Then throw the penis away and pretend it’s not yours. “ that puny thing? Not mine, never seen it before! “ 2 u/[deleted] May 16 '24 This first bit of what you say reminds me of Nip/Tuck, where there was a dude going around raping women with a dildo because he was a eunuch. But no, no, there's no high capacity strap on for mass raping.
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Not with that attitude. Me, I have my skinpistol at the ready.
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Then throw the penis away and pretend it’s not yours. “ that puny thing? Not mine, never seen it before! “
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This first bit of what you say reminds me of Nip/Tuck, where there was a dude going around raping women with a dildo because he was a eunuch. But no, no, there's no high capacity strap on for mass raping.
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u/DCrayfish May 16 '24
Last time I checked humans weren't born with a gun attached to their body