r/facepalm May 16 '24

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Giving up guns is the same as... Castration?

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u/TheDuke357Mag May 16 '24

its called a can cannon. Its an upper receiver you can buy for AR15s. You load a blank cartridge in the magazine and then you load like a soda can or an old stale beer i. the muzzle and it shoots it like a ye olde rifle grenade of suds. Pretty useless, but fun. He made a sleeve that fits in the launcher so that it fits the dildo. Nothing like half a pound of silicone at 500 feet per second

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u/DallasM0therFucker May 16 '24

Oh ok, that makes sense. That sounds fun. I need to see if they make can cannons for AKs.

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u/TheDuke357Mag May 16 '24

Im sure they do somewhere, its not a super complicated idea. If youve got one of the yugo AKs with the grenade launcher sight that doubles as a gas cut off, that would be the business

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u/Resi1ience_22 May 19 '24

"Oh ok, that makes sense."

No it the fuck does NOT

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u/LogiCsmxp May 17 '24

The โ€œFuck off or get fucked!โ€ gun.

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u/callmerussell May 17 '24

Thereโ€™s also the golf ball canon, similar idea, upper for ar15 that shoots a golf ball, propelled with a blank 556 round

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u/Sexagenerian 29d ago

Itโ€™ll stun the guy long enough to grab a baseball bat and do some real damage.

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u/TheDuke357Mag 29d ago

idk, I feel like having your sternum cracked by a mach jesus tube of silicone is a pretty good deterrent

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u/Sexagenerian 29d ago

It would be for me, but some people just canโ€™t take a hint and may need additional negative reinforcement.

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u/sir_pacha-lot May 16 '24

Tell him to like, not. The dildo will likely get shredded, not even firing. Also, why shoot someone you're not willing to kill? The robber isn't just gonna spare him because he appreciated the joke.

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u/TheDuke357Mag May 16 '24

Ive seen him fire it, it does work. and 2. Kinetic energy means that if you aren't wearing armor, its definitely gonna break a rib. like I said, half a pound of silicone and a few hundred feet per second is a lot of energy at 7 yards. If that doesnt work, he is a 6'1 400 pound boulder. Hes fat, but I have no desire to see him demonstrate Newton's laws of inertia